Team Rocket vs the DC Heroines

By Valley Vixin

Chapter 1 Black Canary

Jesse and James, the iconic pair of Team Rocket agents that had been chasing Pikachu and its trainer Ash Ketchum for years had been recalled to the Team Rocket HQ for an important scientific experiment.

The Team Rocket boss was explaining the experiment to the pair.

“Thanks to your efforts to get the tech from the Mewtwo cloning facility, while we didn’t get the genetic information of the Mew type Pokemon, we did get the tech behind the maturation and evolution of the clone into Mewtwo. Our scientists think it is a way to force maturation of the Pokemon into paths different from conventional evolutions. What our scientist calls, mature rated Pokemon. I will let our chief scientist explain it to you both.” The boss said, before handing Jesse and James over to the mad scientist looking….mad scientist.

“Greetings esteemed trainers. I am Doctor Hentai, and I would like to introduce you to the Rule Thirty Four Maturizer. Now, for purposes of the experiment, we are going to place you Jessie in the machine with your Pokeballs. Now, for the record, what Pokemon do you have with you today Jessie?” Doctor Hentai asked, looking down at the redhead’s ample chest as if there were speakers nestled in there to provide the answer.

Jessie glanced over at James and Meowth who were looking away. She answered simply. “I have Arbok of course, because I always do. I have Lickitung, and I just captured a Jigglypuff because I thought it could help with my sleeping disorder.”

Doctor Hentai smiled and began typing into his machine.

“Good good, now tell me their powers, so I have a baseline for the changes.” Doctor Hentai asked.

Jesie thought for a second. “Well Arbok is a giant snake type Pokemon, his powers are wrap, earthquake, glare, and sludge bomb. Lickitung is a tongue based Pokemon and has so far developed wrap, lick, and supersonic. Jigglypuff is just evolved, so only has Lullaby, charm and pound.”

Doctor Hentai looked up. “Those are all fairly weak. I can see why it was decided she could be spared. Well, lets start the machine powering up shall we.?”

Jessie turned to look at James and Meowth who were leaving the lab. “What about James and Meowth? I thought we were doing this as a team?” Jessie asked.

James looked embarrassed and hid behind his hair. Meowth looked back and in his odd cat voice snarled. “Jessie you were always the naïve one, the one that believed literally everything Team Rocket told you, no matter how often we was proved wrong. They are doing this to you because if it doesn’t work and goes bad, James family is really rich, and no one wants to tick them off. I am really uncontrollable, so no one wants to use it on me in case it works. They know that if it works, you will still do what you are told, and if you die, well, I guess we have to look for a new airhead.”

Jessie began to fight, but she had already allowed her legs to be strapped to the chair, and was quickly restrained. Her pokeballs were arrayed around the chair in a triangle and the machine began to power up. Strange pink lightning a shade brighter than her light purple hair arced over Jessie and she screamed in pain. It lit up her flesh, and arced between her nipples and crotch, causing her eyes to fly open in a scream of something that was neither fear nor pain. The strange thing that had always driven Jessie, and since puberty, had made it almost impossible for her to sleep, and caused her to finish dead last in every class finally burned away and a strange savage lightning ripped along her nerves. Her body spasmed, bucking against the straps, and a warning light flashed on the Rule Thirty Four Maturizer, along side a howling alarm.

“Orgasm detected. Universe rating system violation noted. Purging mature elements.” The computer replied calmly, as the energy shifted to form a cage around Jessie and her pokeballs, wrapping them in a pink ball of light from which a pink vertical tear in space formed, and a tunnel of pink light behind. The pink ball of light extended into a shaft of lightning with a big pink ball of lightning at the end, and rammed through the vertical tear in space, and drove Jessie and her pokeballs down the long pink tunnel and into the DC Universe.

Looking at the empty chair, Doctor Hentai snapped his fingers. “Ah so. I translated it improperly. This will not mature a Pokemon’s evolution, but it’s rating. This is a G rated universe, and the Rule 34 machine has pushed Jessie and her Pokemon into a much higher maturity rating.”

The Team Rocket boss turned to the doctor. “What is a higher maturity rating?” The doctor turned to Nurse Joy and they both shrugged. No one in the Pokeverse seemed to know either.

Jessie was shattered. She had been betrayed by James and Meowth, the two companions that she had been with since she and James had both failed out of Pokemon training together. She had only joined Team Rocket to be with them, and they had betrayed her like it was nothing. She landed in an alley, in a puddle of unclean water, and her body shivered and shook with pleasure that she could not understand. Something flooded her panties, and she remembered the cold computer voice, “Orgasm Detected”. Was that feeling, an orgasm? I don’t know what an orgasm is, but I like it, she thought. For the first time since puberty, Jessie no longer felt the agitation that made concentration and sleep both impossible. She found herself, for the first time, naturally falling asleep.

Jessie didn’t get to sleep for more than twenty blissful minutes in the back alley before rude hands grabbed her.

“Hey look, this bitch is passed out behind the club. Why don’t we throw her a little party. That short skirt and those big rockets without even a bra, she came dressed to be the life of the party” A rude male voice roused her from her sleep. Two men were holding her arms, and another one was feeling her breasts. Still tingling from the unknown “orgasm” that she had experienced, the grabbing of her breasts was both uncomfortable and arousing. It was as if she should be enjoying it if the man doing it were not such an absolute asshole about it.

“Unhand me, you brute. Do you not see my uniform. I am Jessie of Team Rocket. If you don’t start running right now, you won’t get the chance.” Jessie announced, surprised any non trainer would dare antagonize a Team Rocket member.

The man grabbed her nipples and pinched hard enough to hurt. “You got your rockets alright bitch, but we got a whole team of guys here who are going to feed you our rockets, and baby, its going to make you scream.” The man laughed, dropping a hand to his crotch.

Jessie had been having a very confusing day. She had always trusted people and always been betrayed by them. She had finally learned to trust again, only to have James and Meowth betray her too. No man could be trusted. Jessie would have to take care of things herself.

“Arbok I choose you!” She shouted, as the men reefed up her shirt to expose her huge breasts, and another yanked up her skirt to show that she had indeed lost her Team Rocket underwear set in the Rule 34 conversion. This may have distracted the boys long enough to miss something important changing. Important like a cobra the size of a limousine appearing behind them. Rising up and flaring a hood with two inverted glowing hears on it, the great Arbok flicked its tail and blasted two of the boys the length of the alley. The two who remained dropped Jessie, and turned to face Arbok. One drew a pistol as if to shoot Arbok, but Jessie simply decided to give the command for wrap attack, but the Rule 34 Mature conversion caused her to say something different.

“Arbok, Shibari!” Jessie shouted, giving her dramatic command hand wave. Instead of coiling the men up in a cocoon of coils, the great snake bound them in mid air, bent oddly with their mouths and bums extended. It looked, honestly a bit disturbing to Jessie.

“Arbok dear, when did your wrap attack turn into that? What does Shibari mean anyway? I think we have to work on these attacks. The machine changed them somehow. Let the little men go. We need to find a Pokeman gym to work these changes out.”

Jessie was more than a little worried. Pokemon could hurt humans if you were not careful. That is why trainers battled Pokemon against Pokemon only. Otherwise, people could get hurt. If a Pokemon was hurt, then you simply recalled them to their Pokeball to recover, if not you went to see Nurse Joy, because they, like Police Officer Jenny clones were everywhere. Until she figured out what the difference was in their attacks, she couldn’t allow Arbok to use them on people. Oh well, she was Team Rocket, anyone who saw her uniform and didn’t have a high level Pokemon of their own should know better, even in this strange city.

There were sirens of police cars screaming towards the ends of the alley. Ah good. That should be some of the local Police Officer Jenny’s. She could report those rude men who had grabbed her breasts and tried to take her clothes off. I don’t know what kind of city they are running here, but she would like to make a complaint!

“Come Arbok, let us go make our complaint to Police Officer Jenny and then we can find out where we are, and what Poke league this is.” Jessie said, right before things took another bad turn.

“Oh my god, the reports were right. It’s some sort of snake monster! Shoot it” Around the corner had come a half dozen men dressed up like some sort of male version of Police Officer Jenny. They had guns in their hands and began shooting. Arbok quickly wrapped Jessie up, but she could see and feel the impacts of the bullets punching into his flesh. Why, any of those bullets could have killed her! Where was Police Officer Jenny? If they had no Police Officer Jenny’s in this city, why didn’t they send other Pokemon trainers to battle her. They were shooting at her, shooting at Arbok! He was hurt! Deciding that she was done worrying about the attacks being strange now, she called upon her second Pokemon.

“Jigglypuff, I choose you!” Instantly a pink puff ball with two huge eyes and a cute face holding a microphone came out. The gaze of the fairy type Pokemon was so cute that the police couldn’t help but stop shooting Arbok for a moment to look at him. In that moment, Jigglypuff began to sing his lullaby and everyone except Jessie with her sleep disorder, immediately fell asleep. Jigglypuff, annoyed not one was listening to his beautiful music, took out a big permanent marker and began to draw on the sleeping police faces.

Unknown to the Team Rocket maiden, an emergency beacon went off when the responding police all went unconscious, and a superheroine was on her way.

Jessie turned to her Arbok, and hugged it. It had taken so many bullets for her. She gave the command for it to shed its skin, and heal from the damage of almost sixty bullet wounds.

Black Canary roared into the alley mouth on her motorcycle. Jumping from the bike, she rolled a perfect somersault to spring onto one of the police cruisers and turn to face Jessie and her Pokemon.

“Who are you villain, and what have you done to these police!” the Black Canary demanded.

Jessie looked up to see a proper Pokemon trainer style challenger. She was blond, tall, in a black leather outfit and biker jacket with fishnet stockings. She looked ready to do proper battle. Finally, Jessie had begun to think this city had no proper trainers at all. I mean, instead of battling like reasonable people they had shot at her. If not for Arbok, she might have been killed! Well, if the city didn’t know her, it was time to make a proper introduction. Striking her villain pose she recited the Team Rocket motto.

"Prepare for trouble! - pain and pleasure double.

To protect to world from devastation - To Unite all people within our nation.

To denounce the evil of truth and love - To extend our reach to the stars above..

Jessie...

and slaves,

Team rocket blasts of at the speed of light!

Surrender now or prepare to fight!” Jessie shouted the last. Funny, she gave that challenge at least three times every encounter, but this time it sounded different. Was this affected by the Rule 34 machine too? Oh well, no time to think, only time to battle. Arbok was hurt, and Jigglypuff was upset no one listened to his song but Jessie, so she would lead with Jigglypuff.

“Jigglypuff, I choose you!” Jessie shouted, causing Jigglypuff to advance with is karaoke mic and bow.

It was strange, the other trainer did not show free her Pokemon from its pokeball to meet the attack. Oh well, Jigglypuff had center stage and would perform. Jigglypuff began to sing his lullabye, and the Black Canary heard the sonic attack. Unlike other heroes and heroines in this city, she was musically gifted. She could feel the Jigglypuff song seeking to reach a harmony with the frequencies of her nervous system, when it did, she too would go unconscious. With no time to wait, and her own consciousness starting to fade, she released her greatest weapon, the Canary Cry!

A blast of sonic energy hit Jigglypuff and blasted the pink puff ball fairy Pokemon back across the alley to hit the dumpster and fall to the ground like a deflating balloon. There was blood leaking from its ears!

Jessie’s own ears and even bones rang with even the side scatter of that attack, she had no chance to do more than retask Arbok to her defense. This must not be a woman, this must be a woman shaped Pokemon, or maybe the scientist here had actually succeeded in stealing the powers of Pokemon and grafting them onto the trainers themselves. How evil! They must be stopped.

“Arbok, I choose you. Spunk blast!” Jessie shouted. Wait, what? She meant to say Sludge Bomb, but it came out Spunk Blast. What was spunk? Arbok did not release his usual blob of slow moving black poison sludge, but instead a series of white splashing pulses of liquid that hit Black Canary right in the heaving mostly exposed breasts, splashing up to her face. Hmmm, spunk was white, a little bit clear, and pretty sticky it seems. This must be another Rule 34 Mature Rating upgrade. I wonder what the poison does?

Black Canary’s eyes flew wide, she fell off the police cruiser and rolled around on the ground, her hands went up to her chest, Jessie assumed to wipe off the spunk, but the strangest thing happened. Black Canary started to rub it into her breasts, then to onto her face, then to lick and suck it off her fingers. Honestly, watching her do that was making Jessie start to feel like she had done in the Rule 34 machine, when her breasts and her vagina had been hit by that strange pink lightning. She felt her breath become fast, and a blush spread over her cheeks. Was this poison able to affect Jessie too? No. Arbok poison was contact poison, no matter what type. Why was she feeling so hot? Why were her nipples tingling like this. She squeezed her thighs together. It was like that feeling that wouldn’t let her sleep. Since puberty, that growing pressure between her legs just wouldn’t go away, wouldn’t let her sleep, now watching Black Canary rub spunk on her breasts and suck it off her fingers was making that pressure well up again in Jessie.

Oh no, Black Canary had run out of poison, and had rolled to her feet. Her eyes locked on Jessie, and they burned with some sort of hunger.

“Oh you little rocket girl, I am going to eat you up. Eat you like a crème filled éclair!” Canary said as she charged towards Jessie.

While Jessie wasn’t the smartest member of Team Rocket ever born, and she didn’t know exactly what Black Canary meant by eat her like an éclair, she knew a threat when she heard it. So did Arbok. Ashamed of how his poison failed, he moved his body in front of Jessie to defend her and launched a tail slam at Black Canary. The blond heroine jumped over the whipping tail like it was a springboard and used the momentum to power a flip that drove two high heeled boots into poor Arbok’s chin. As his head snapped up, Black Canary unleashed a short sharp High C note to blast the poor Pokemon unconscious with a close range focused sonic attack.

Landing in front of Jessie, she reached out to grab her. Jessie tried to throw a roundhouse kick, but Black Canary ducked under the kick, locked the knee over her shoulder and powered Jessie against the wall. Pinning her to the wall, Black Canary began to kiss Jessie fiercely. Jessie felt her body responding, igniting. This was like the lead up to the orgasm thing that had left her unconscious after the Rule 34 Maturation Conversion machine. She tried to fight off Black Canary, but found her hands pushed above her head and zip ties secured both her hands to the leg pressed at Black Canary’s shoulder. The heroine kissed her way down Jessie’s neck, and pulling her Team Rocket uniform up, began to kiss and suck Jessie’s breasts. Oh no! The pleasure was overcoming her brain. Jessie had only seconds to act. The Black Canary’s tongue was making it hard for Jessie to think, and her cry was such a powerful sonic attack that both Jigglypuff and Arbok had fallen to it.

Tongue attack? That was it. Before the rising tide of her need, made worse by the spunk poison forced into her mouth from Black Canary could overcome her completely, Jessie called out. “Lickitung, I choose you. Lick attack!”

Then Jessie couldn’t speak, couldn’t think because Black Canary took one of her breasts IN her mouth, sucking her nipple even as her fingers worked under Jessie’s skirt to begin rubbing her girl parts. Black Canary whispered into Jessie’s ear. “That is a cute little pussy you have there, purple haired just like your head. The carpet does match the drapes! I am going to be smiling like the Canary that ate the cat when I am done with that little pussy of yours!” Black Canary said, as she worked first one, then a second finger INTO Jessie. Oh my god, she thought. Her mind disengaging. That feeling. What is it? I want it. No. I need it!

Just then Likatung, the small pink Pokemon with the long muscular tongue leaped to Jessie’s rescue. Launching a lick attack, it reached down the back of Black Canary’s ass crack and grabbed the crotch of her leather short shorts to rip her away from Jessie and toss her aside. Using its tongue like a whip, it flicked Black Canary off her whip, and right out of Canaries shorts and panties. The bottomless aphrodisiac poisoned heroine was tossed on her back to lie naked, legs spread, several feet away from Jessie and her Pokemon. Determined not to lose the initiative, having lost two strong Pokemon already, and aware of Black Canary’s dangerous sonic attack she decided to call on Lickitung to use his sonic attack first.

“Likatung, sonic vibrator!” Jessie commanded. Sonic vibrator? That wasn’t what Jessie had intended to say. Was that another Rule 34 Mature upgrade to sonic attack? How does that even work?

Likatung knew how it worked. Its tongue shot out the six feet between its mouth and Black Canaries blond exposed pussy and slapped its wet muscular tip over both labia and clit. Activating its sonic powers, it caused its tongue to vibrate with superhuman speed. Black Canary’s lust filled eyes rolled back in her head as the tongue drove her screaming to the first of many orgasms.

Jessie watched her, moving to get her leg out from the arm binding zip ties and free herself, she watched Canary writhe and scream through orgasm after orgasm and felt her own, what was the word the Black Canary used? Pussy. She felt her pussy feel the need for a tongue attack just like that. If Black Canary could join in the poke battle herself and not leave it to her summoned Pokemon, then so could Jessie.

Walking slowly to Black Canaries side, she pulled the black bustier down and exposed the blond superheroine’s breasts. Turning so she could hold onto the superheroines breasts with her hands and watch what Lickitung was doing with its super vibrating tongue to Black Canary’s pussy, Jessie lowered her own pussy onto the defeated superheroine’s face.

“Black Canary, I choose you! Lick attack my pussy you poke-whore. I am capturing you. You are mine now” Jessie rocked back and forth on Black Canaries face as the woman screamed through orgasm after orgasm on Lickitung’s all conquering vibrating tongue, she could feel her own orgasm rising swiftly. She found herself pinching her own nipples trying to hold off the orgasm. She fought to hold back her orgasm as she screamed her war cry to an uncaring universe.

“"Prepare for trouble! - pain and pleasure for double

To protect to world from devastation - To Unite all people within our nation.

To denounce the evil of truth and love - To extend our reach to the stars above..

Jessie...

and slaves,

Team rocket blasts of at the speed of light!

Surrender now or prepare to fight!”

Black Canary hear her. Jessie, and slaves. At that moment, she broke. Tamed and broken. She was a superheroine no longer. She was Jessies slave. Her poke-bitch! Screaming a Canary Cry into Jessie’s pussy, she drove both of them into an orgasm so shattering that they both passed out and lay in a mostly naked tangle surrounded by three recovering Pokemon.

Team Rocket has come to the DC universe and captured her first poke-whore.

Jesse muttered softly in her sleep, only her Pokemon to hear her, “Got to catch them all, poke-whores!”