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               The butler is dead in the pantry and the maid can't find her
               panties! Time for another Mr. X light finger steal. It's like
               walking about the grounds of a Spanish nunnery in your
               birthday suit sucking on a morphine lollipop.

               Rook.

               AZURE ANGEL IN MORALE'S MIDNIGHT PUPPET SHOW 

               Yumi Wang, all 5'2", 108 pounds, 35G-22-36, 18 years (as of
               last Tuesday), of her strolled down the Delta City Amusement
               Park Pier. The pier, actually four nearly half mile long
               newly refurbished wooden piers side by side that ran out of
               the edge of downtown Delta City and into Delta City Bay, were
               the latest billion dollar attempt of cleaning up the downtown
               area and the cities image overall. 

               The four long wide fingers of wood had been converted from
               derelict fishing docks and like the long abandoned warehouses
               and canneries had been converted with a great deal of money
               and hard labor into a lush green park and a modern amusement
               park in an attempt to bring more family friendly business
               into the downtown area.

               The fishing docks and warehouses and canneries along with
               their smells had been shunted down the coastline a goodly
               distance; out of sight, out of mind, out of nostril range of
               the greater downtown area.

               The four piers were thus rooted to a new park designed to
               breathe a little green into the gray granite and cold steel
               and walls of blind glass of the downtown area. The piers
               themselves had also been connected with various side bridges
               to make traverse from any of the four piers much easier. You
               didn't have to go all the way back to the shoreline park in
               order to get to another pier. 

               Upon the piers had been placed various carnival rides and
               attractions including a very large roller-coaster that just
               managed to span all four piers. Manny temporary exhibits and
               season theme distractions were yearly devised and planed. And
               thus several large buildings to house these exhibits were
               often shunted between acts as it were.

               The idea to bring more family friendly attractions to the
               downtown area was indeed a good one.
               However, since the downtown area had not been a family
               friendly place for decades it was also not a very practical
               one and since the area was mostly populated with young single
               people living in the cheap apartments and business men and
               women working in the high-rise office buildings and since the
               pier project had cost these tax payers millions to build and
               more millions to come to operate; it was deemed that some
               last minute reality would need to be injected into the pipe
               dream in order to get the venture out of the red and into the
               black, at least on the front page newspaper, if not in
               reality, as soon as possible.

               As such after ten p.m. the park would shut most of its family
               friendly shops and attractions and rides and a more, well,
               adult, make that single adult, sort of business would pop
               open their wooden shutters and click on their lights and this
               would run well into the wee-hours of the morning. In fact,
               some of the bars never closed. They served shattered fathers
               and mothers morning noon and night.

               Despite all their best intentions it was this 'singles' bar
               mentality of amusement-circus entertainment that brought in
               the money and of course often the troubles adults can cause
               who simply can't tell the difference between having a good
               time and misbehaving themselves. As such a small police
               station was slipped into the shoreline park half disguised
               with 'an information center' attached to its front and a
               coast guard outpost was put at the end of the central pier
               again half disguised by placing benches and pay-to-view
               telescopes and tables and chairs and brass railings and a
               miniature light house which you could enter and climb up its
               four flights of circular stairs for a spectacular view
               (perfect for selfies), above it. 

               During the daylight hours the park and piers were full of
               tourists dragging their wailing brats along and over paying
               for everything and desperately trying to have fun. At night
               it was the locals wanting to pay for nothing and making fun
               of everything.

               For a few hours after sun set and before the ten p.m.
               shuttering of most of the children attractions the two
               different worlds would briefly mingle and meet and it was
               then the cops and coast guard were the most busy.

               It was now nearing mid-night and so the four piers were in
               full local rowdy possession as Yumi slipped away from the
               crowds around those attractions still open and made for the
               shadows of one of the many now shuttered wooden structures.

               The structures upon the piers were of all sorts of shapes and
               sizes; from tiny little wooden one person toll booth
               structures to large long buildings that housed bumper cars or
               bowling alleys.
               And while some buildings butted up against one another or
               even shared entrances and exits, others had narrow or wide
               alleyways designed for cross traffic, allowing visitors to
               traverse from one side of a pier to the other without having
               to enter a building and tunnel through to the other side. 

               In said alleyways large trash bins were discreetly placed.
               These large bins once a day were wheeled to set points on the
               piers where lifts were set in the railings. Here they were
               lowered down and emptied on garbage barges. Once a week the
               re-cycling bins were lowered down to re-cycling barges. Not
               the most cost effective way of doing things but a little less
               annoying for the customers than driving half a dozen garbage
               trucks down the 'no vehicles allowed' piers every day honking
               at everyone to get out of their way.

               It was down one of these alleyways that Yumi ventured. She
               selected a narrow one with no nearby open business and no
               nearby roaming venders hawking wares and no one currently
               staggering drunkenly down it and which had two large
               dumpsters set near each other. The alleyway was well lit but
               Yumi pointed her wrist watch at each exterior light and
               turning the outer dial and pressing the crystal each light
               winked out in turn.

               The lights would come back on in less than five minutes but
               it sure beat burning her finger tips on hot bug covered bulbs
               or spending several minutes trying to unscrew light covers
               while dangling upside down by her knees.

               Yumi gave another sharp look about her and set to work. The
               electricity suppressor field would only work for five minutes
               and that was not as much time as it sounded. She slipped
               between the two garbage bins and in less than thirty seconds
               had stripped herself completely naked. She stuffed her
               clothes into her purse after extracting her costume. It then
               took her almost three minutes to put her costume on. 

               Funny how girls can always get undressed in under a minute no
               matter what they are wearing but it takes them forever to put
               anything on? Seriously Yumi was out of her street clothes in
               under a minute but it took her three minutes to basically put
               on a one piece swim suit. Don't believe me? Go shopping with
               your girlfriend/mistress/wife/daughter. She walks into the
               changing room and it takes her seconds to shed all her
               garments. But it takes her minutes to put on the one piece
               swimsuit. Go and get her another bikini; it takes her seconds
               to shed that first swimsuit but minutes to put on the next
               bikini. Repeat as often as you like. It defies Einstein's
               theory of relativity. And god help you if there is a mirror
               present. Add a mirror and it suddenly takes them hours to
               dress?!

               Women and mirrors are the quantum mechanical reality of black
               holes. Set any woman near a mirror and watch time and space
               bend and be devoured! 

               So it was that Yumi had just affixed her mask and completed
               her transformation into Azure Angel when the lights slowly
               bleed back on. With a worried yelp the teen super heroine
               leapt upon one of the closed tops of the garbage bin and with
               an agile flip was holding the rain gutter edge and flipping
               herself up on to the rooftop of one of the closed buildings.
               Here she crouched and tip toed along finding a vent pipe and
               using it as an anchor to lash her purse containing her street
               clothes to she paused to glance about her.

               All around her people swarmed in large groups breaking off
               constantly into small clusters and milling about under the
               competing loud speaker music and garish flashing lights. They
               filed by on both sides of the building though there were
               fewer open shops on west side of the pier and thus fewer
               people gathered along that side but it was just as well lit
               and she had to remain crouched as she moved along the roof
               top in order to keep out of sight. 

               The night sky was overcast and a damp fog was encircling the
               piers. But her costume was designed to 'attract' attention,
               what with her buttocks being mostly exposed and the large cut
               out at her breasts and thus distract would be combatants in a
               fight; rather than make her blend in to the shadows. So there
               was a real threat of her being seen out of someone's
               pariphial vision. Especially with all the beer being poured
               down people's throats and the heads tipping back skyward to
               accomplish this.

               Luckily Azure Angel only had a short ways to go. In fact, no
               further than to the end of the roof top she was on. But she
               had been right that she would have been easily seen changing
               her costume upon the roof. For it was a simple steeple style
               and not one of the flat roofs with raised edgings and air
               conditioning units to hide behind. There were plenty of those
               on the pier but the jumps between buildings were beyond even
               her incredible athletic abilities.

               She reached the end of the roof top and looked down. There a
               crowd was packed in shoulder to shoulder loudly braying and
               drunkenly shouting. Mostly college kids from the look of it.
               Fortunately, there were many cos-play girls amongst the crowd
               and she knew she could risk the drop down and a quick shove
               into the building she sought. 

               When Yumi had arrived at the amusement park piers she had
               been wearing a tight blouse with no bra open to her navel and
               a short pleated skirt with a hem that fell to her upper
               thighs. No panties.
               People seemed to really like this 'naughty Japanese school
               girl look' a lot and she wore it at night and it did well for
               her. But tonight she was working so she left the requisite
               kanta at home. 

               Azure Angel dropped down nimbly into a brief open space
               between three young men.

               "Whoa!" One man recoiled back spilling some of his beer.

               "WOW! Great Physc-Loke costume!" His buddy yelled.

               Azure Angel gritted her teeth and pushed through the crowd
               toward the dark wooden door that no one seemed interested in
               and reached it and opened it and shut it behind her. She had
               received several thumbs up for her 'Physc-Loke' costume and
               smiles and waves and a couple of camera phone snap shots and
               only got her ass groped four times and her breasts mauled
               twice in her six stride walk. The crowd was unusually well
               behaved tonight, but then they weren't that drunk yet.
               Leaving might be a bit tougher? But she pushed such rowdy
               future prospects out of her mind and peered into the dark
               gloom around her.

               She was rather surprised no one had followed her in; not one
               drunk pervert or gushing cos-play creeper. She would have
               liked to think it was her perpetually sour angry demeanor but
               sighed and acknowledged it was probably the 15.00$ Cover
               charge declared in the banner over the door.

               The same cloth banner that hung over the door hung now
               immediately before her; "MORALE'S MIDNIGHT PUPPET SHOW" with
               15$ added on either side of the words. Below this banner sat
               an old woman on a chair knitting. An over turned top hat sat
               next to her and a metallic money box sat under her old wooden
               chair. 

               Azure removed the prearranged twenty dollar bill from her
               cleavage (not exactly the safest place to carry it) and
               offered it to the woman. The woman ignored her for a few
               seconds and then nodded briskly at the hat. Hesitantly Azure
               dropped the folded up twenty into the hat where she saw
               several other bills lay and then after an awkward silence
               where she waited for her change which the old woman made no
               move to give her she sighed and left the tinny poorly lit
               room via the red velvet curtain that hung immediately behind
               the knitting woman.

               Raising up the curtain and passing under it Azure realized
               that it was not a tiny room where the shawl wearing old woman
               sat; rather the single rectangular room had been divided by
               the red velvet curtain into a small antechamber entrance. 

               Beyond the red curtain was the rest of the room. Not an
               overly large room. It could have been a room in a nicer
               suburban house or a room in one of those very small single
               room churches or schools one saw old grainy sepia washed
               photos of on the internet.

               The lone room was windowless and dark. The little aclove
               where the old woman sat in her layered dress knitting away
               had been lit by a single oil lamp casting a greasy yellow
               light. But the room proper was lit by several open flame
               torches hung in brackets on the narrow walls. The ceiling was
               not high and the wooden walls dark and plain. She could have
               walked in ten large strides from the curtain to the back
               wall. The floor had seven metal folding chairs where people
               sat enthralled by the spectacle.

               More metal chairs lay folded up and leaning against the wall.
               But Azure selected to stand with arms folded under her huge
               firm breast and take in some of the show.

               At the end of the rectangular room sat a puppet stand. It was
               quiet large, filling almost all of width of the room and
               almost touching the ceiling. It was well lit by hundreds of
               candles that blazed away. It was an outdoor puppet show
               stand. The kind one would see in a park on a Sunday afternoon
               with a carousel in the background and kids watching a Punch
               and Judy show.

               This one was sequestered away inside a windowless room
               because of the subject matter it portrayed.

               It was the kind of stand men crouched behind unseen and held
               up hand puppets or rod puppets in the central opening. This
               stand was large enough that a man could stand unseen on a
               platform up above and work marionettes as well.

               Right now all three were being used; hand puppets and rod
               puppets and marionettes. All with the puppeteers acting out
               the voices as well as the puppets movements. 

               Azure Angel knew something of the show. She had stumbled
               across it on the internet obviously someone had used their
               cell pone to video tape a few minutes of the show. The show
               consisted of adult humour. Very blue humour. A mix of sex
               jokes and snarky one liners and put downs and zingers about
               local politicians and celebrities. At the moment two of the
               puppets were naked. They were sexually correct, or as
               genitalia correct as wood and glue and paint and cloth could
               make. One of the naked puppets was a woman who was being
               'fucked' by a dog. The other naked puppet was apparently both
               the dog owner and the boyfriend of the girl and was very
               upset to have found his dog humping his girlfriend. Both the
               girlfriend and dog were trying to explain the situation to
               the distraught boyfriend.
               Even Azure Angel who thought laughing was a sign of weakness
               and lack of commitment to being a super heroine found herself
               giggling along with the small audience to the absurd humor of
               the puppet exchanges. It was sort of like if you took Monty
               Python and made it x-rated. It was a sort of pornographic
               vaudeville and yet it maintained a lot of snappy innocent
               humor thrown in at fast pace. To put it bluntly it was
               skillfully well down. 

               Azure Angel certainly did not come to the puppet show because
               she intended to shut it down. She wasn't THAT much of a
               prude. And besides it was indeed quiet funny. No, she had
               come here because this was the last place one of her
               informants, Todd 'the Toad' Rackman had been seen and hadn't
               been seen since. Informants came and went. Super heroines
               were notoriously cheap when it came to paying their
               informants. In fact many like Azure Angel had no money to pay
               them at all. Nor could they offer protection or deals like
               the police could. 

               The Toad had gone missing two weeks ago and Azure Angel would
               have let it pass with a shrug as she had so many others
               except Toad went missing while gathering some important
               information for her and she had partially pre-paid the creep
               with one hell of a messy blow job so she would be damned if
               she was going to let that bugger slip away. More over she was
               now certain that the Toad had not amscraed from town. He had
               been following his leads when he vanished and he had vanished
               after entering this room during one of the shows two weeks
               ago. 

               The Toad seemed the only one on the street who could get her
               this particular information for he had been dating one of the
               fallen daughters of a local rich businessman who had many
               questionable dealings but many strong connections. The toad
               had entered this establishment without is girlfriend two
               weeks ago and had ceased to exists.

               What Azure Angel wanted here was to see if she could pick up
               any lose ends or a hint of a cold trail. She had wasted the
               past two weeks certain that the Toad had gone into hiding or
               was laying low or had left the city. She had proven this was
               not the case. He was not shirking his part of the deal with
               her and had indeed been working studiously to sniff out the
               information she needed. No doubt the second part of the
               payoff for him upon finding the information had put a spur in
               his stride. That payment of course being a one off anal sex
               with Amazing Babe. Azure Angel had not the slightest idea how
               she was going to get Amazing Babe willing to let the Toad
               blow his load in her ass but Amazing Babe had been 'trading'
               photos and videos of Azure Angel getting mutiod raped in the
               sewers for informant information all summer and Azure Angel
               owed the bitch! Besides there were always her chloroform
               darts and her blowgun.

               Normally Azure Angel would have just waited for the
               performers to close-up shop and leave at mornings first light
               but she had seen something in that internet video of the
               puppet show that had spurred her curiosity but the video had
               been to short and cut off too soon, She needed to see it
               herself. And there it was!

               The format of the overall puppet show was sort of a take on
               the Satrycon or of Ulyses. The naked puppet who was the dog
               owner basically had episodic adventures involving a menagerie
               of people and animals accompanied by his dog essentially
               because he is depressed that he can't sexually satisfy his
               girlfriend whom he is deeply in love with and wants to marry
               but knows she will never be faithful to him as long as he can
               not sexually satisfy her.

               And here was the part that Azure Angel had seen partially in
               the on line video clip. It was a bit with the 'wind in the
               willows' cast. The dog owner wanders into the book as it were
               and finds himself surrounded by the beloved children's books
               fornicating cast. And of course one of the principle
               characters of the book is 'Toad'.

               And there he was, Toad, prancing about the puppet stage
               platform sometimes a hand puppet sometimes a rod puppet some
               times a large marionette puppet. But always, and this was the
               important bit, he spoke in Todd 'the Toad' Rackman's voice
               and avuncular. Azure Angel's keen senses could tell it was
               not in fact her 'Toad' doing the voices and working the
               puppets but there was no doubt that the puppeteers were aping
               the man utterly. They even had his walk down and his
               mannerisms!

               Azure Angel found it odd that a group of puppeteers would be
               stealing the identity of a missing two-bit thug whose main
               occupation was washing the cars for one of the local
               gangsters and shunting cases of empty bottles around at one
               of his front bars. 

               From the video she had not been sure as it had been so short
               but seeing it live before her now she had no doubts. This was
               indeed a mocking copy of Todd 'the Toad' Rackman right down
               to his weird white and red stripped bell bottoms that he
               garishly favored in wearing.

               She had no idea what to have expected in coming to the puppet
               show so she had come as the business end of her persona Azure
               Angel. But now as she stood there pondering the strange
               situation in front of her no longer laughing with the eager
               small crowd she realized coming to the show as Yumi Wang
               would have been a much better choice as it would have given
               her a few more options.
               She had no doubt that the puppeteers could secretly watch the
               audience as they performed and thus they were fully aware of
               a super heroines presence in the room. Whether they took her
               for Azure Angel or Physc-Loke whom of course she bore no
               resemblance to what so ever or a cos-play slut it did not
               matter. She would have to go forward as Azure Angel and Azure
               Angel wanted to talk with those puppeteers as soon as
               possible.

               The wait, it turned out, was not long. The show ended with
               the wind in the willows bit. Apparently the puppeteers did
               four one hour long shows a night with a thirty minute break
               between shows. And each show continued the adventure. That
               meant to see the entire story arc you would have to shell out
               15.00$ Four times and stay up all night?! Well that was one
               way to make a buck.

               Azure Angel did not wait for the cheering clapping small
               audience to clear out but headed straight up to the stage
               flat puppet stand. It only took her a few moments to find the
               small cat-flap door and quickly squeeze through it.

               Upon the other side of the spring hinge door she found
               herself in a poorly lit maze of raw wooden beams and rows and
               rows of puppets on rolling racks of hooks and long loops of
               ropes. Ropes always made Azure Angel nervous. You get
               captured enough times and you would know why yourself.
               Amazing Babe had once confided to Azure Angel that just the
               slightest whiff of chloroform made her butt hole hurt!

               This side of the stage flat all smelled musty and dank. On
               the audience side she suddenly realized everything had
               smelled of heavily buttered popcorn and yeasty bready
               homemade beer?!

               There was absolutely no one about. No puppeteer to be seen?
               She took one more step forward and found herself falling
               through a trap door. She plunged down in darkness for only a
               second before landing harshly in a rusted iron cage!

               Below her the surf beat against the pilings and night birds
               wailed who made their nests in the support beams. Carnival
               sounds and rides hooted and screamed only slightly muffled by
               the thick planks above her and the considerable distance to
               each side of the pier's width above her. 

               The trap door, the roof to her rusted orange iron barred
               caged swung shut with a resounding solid defying locking
               snapping 'click' sound the instant she had landed in her
               cage.

               The cage was a narrow cylinder about twelve feet long and
               about four wide.
               Had her boot heel caught in the iron cross pieces that staved
               the sides she could have easily broke her neck. 

               Azure Angel got up on her feet brushing the rust on her palms
               off and then putting her tits back away inside her top. Any
               sudden or hard blow always made her full energetic breasts to
               pop out of her top. It worked wonders on men in battle. But
               was a pain in the ass when you needed to walk up or down a
               staircase into a room of reporters.

               The lithe super teen heroine shimmied up her cage and started
               banging on the trap door to her prison. To no avail. The wood
               must have been four feet thick of kiln dried and tarred
               hardwood. It was like trying to punch her way through two
               inches of steel plating. Azure's super powers lay in her
               healing factor and her extreme agility. She posses no extra
               strength and relied heavily on her martial art skills and
               stealth training to defeat her adversaries.

               She looked down. It was easily a fall of a half a football
               field to the churning waters below. Even if she could get out
               of the iron cage the nearest pier cross-support was out of
               reach. She would survive the fall, of that she was sure, but
               it would take her some time to reach a place on the shore
               where she could make her way back up drenched and soaked to
               the street level and then to the park. She could swim to the
               coast guard platform a pier away. They had a floating dock
               and a coast guard station built underside of the main central
               pier. Still she would have to get out of the elongated
               cylinder cell first.

               She was an expert lock pick and had a set of locks secreted
               upon her suit but there was no lock to pick? She sometimes
               kept a small torch in her boot but it was uncomfortable and
               she had not expected to need it so it remained at home. Her
               watch was in her bag with her civilian clothes on the roof of
               the nearby building. It could create an electrical damping
               field for a short time but it ate up its power fast doing
               that. It could also act as a saw or the outer ring could be
               snapped off and thrown as a deadly circular blade. But even
               if she had it on her wrist now it would be worthless to her.
               The batteries would most certainly be nearly drained having
               used it to subdue so many lights when she needed to change
               her clothes and the saw was designed for cutting ropes not
               metal!

               That left her only her weapons. These consisted of several
               small throwing knives, some smoke pellets, a collapsible blow
               gun with six drugged darts, and...

               Azure Angel eyed the hinges on the trap door. They had been
               placed on the underside no doubt to hide the door from the
               topside. Deftly she reached in her hidden boot pockets and
               slipped out one of her gas pellets.
               The hinges were riveted in place. No screw heads to use her
               throwing knife on and unscrew. But she had three acid
               pellets. They were designed to eat away metal. Not very
               powerful but the hinges were heavily rusted. It just might
               work. 

               With the calm nerves of a bomb explosive expert which of
               course she was, the once ninja in training, held herself at
               the top of her cage with her feet braced against the bars and
               used a throwing blade and her three acid pellets to slowly
               eat at the hinges to the trap door.

               It was not enough to do the job alone but it weakened the
               hinges enough that the determined girl was able to pry one
               hinge free completely with her throwing knife and most of the
               second loose. She promptly inverted herself and started
               kicking at the trap door. A dozen kicks latter and she was
               pulling herself up through the dislodged trap door and back
               into the dark frame work of the puppet flat stand.

               Still there was no one to be seen in the heavily shadowed
               maze of support wood braces and crates and webs of rope.
               Azure Angel took another few steps in the dark and
               immediately fell through another trap door. 

               She caught herself, her breasts helping mightily in this, and
               hung there with elbows out and her face buried in her
               cleavage almost suffocating on her enormous breasts. Her feet
               kicked wildly below her. Though she could see nothing but her
               own squashed tits she knew from having just been in the cage
               that lay only a few feet away that it was the only cage under
               the pier in the immediate area of the puppet building and
               thus any plunge through any other trap doors would mean an
               ice dip in the bay far below!

               It took some rather awkward struggles and less than graceful
               grunting efforts and she looked and felt like a desperately
               horny man putting on a way too small condom on his penis in
               order to get his once and a life time hurry up chance to fuck
               the most beautiful woman in the world; but she bumped and
               slapped and wiggled and slapped herself out of the trap door
               looking a bit too much like a bull seal popping out of an ice
               flow hole.

               Once she had regained her feet and the trap door had angrily
               and impatiently snapped shut between her straddled legs, the
               young teen leapt up and grabbed a rope and pulled herself up
               onto the hidden marionettes puppeteers platform. She angrily
               removed a small pen light from her boot and began shinning it
               down on the floor. 

               The entire back floor of the puppeteer stage flat was riddled
               with dozens of trap doors?! They were even where the men must
               kneel and perform at the raised opening?!
               In fact it was almost impossible that anyone could move
               around back stage without plunging through one of them.

               Azure frowned. Where was all the puppeteers? Surely the next
               show was about to begin? She moved cautiously along the
               platform and sure enough there was a mirror set at an angle
               to another mirror and it allowed her to see most of the
               audience. About twenty five people were setting up chairs
               where they will and milling about chatting. Though for some
               odd reason she couldn't hear them.

               All she had to do was wait and the men she wanted to talk to
               would be forced to show up to do their job right below her
               and right on this scaffolding and she could ask her questions
               and maybe give them a few bruises for two attempts of
               pitching her into the drink.

               Almost as if reading her mind a man suddenly appeared below
               her and over to the far side of the room. He held a dimly
               light oil lamp and wore a tight tail coat and dress pants and
               a top hat upon his head. Azure Angel wondered if it was the
               same hat she had dropped her twenty into and whether she
               could get it back?

               The man was tall and thin and wore dark round granny glasses
               perched on his large thin aquiline nose. He spoke in a soft
               muted voice that reminded her of the scent of old lemons.
               "Girl it is dangerous up there. You must come down."

               "I found it a bit dangerous down there!" Azure Angel sneered
               down at the man. He might have been in his late twenties or
               early forties so hard to tell by lamp light.

               "Sorry about that. I was told originally this was meant to be
               a magic theater; bunnies in hats, saw a woman in two,
               disappearing cabinets that sort of thing." He seemed very
               calm and nonplused by all of this.

               "So the lady in the cabinet disappears via a deathly fall
               into icy bay water?"

               "Not at all. They apparently dropped the magic theater idea
               before the substructure was built but after the trap doors
               were put in. There's several switches which are supposed to
               control the trap door magnetic locks but they don't seem to
               work at all. We just avoid the doors by putting down planks
               when we need to move about."

               "Sounds very suspicious that they would put in the trap doors
               change their minds about a magic theater and just leave them
               there. Suspicious and recklessly dangerous!"

               "You wouldn't believe all the short cuts they took and how
               botched up everything is. It was a government job after all.
               Now please come down. If you walk along to the end of that
               plank you can climb down the ladder. It's perfectly safe
               where I am standing. No traps here."

               "There's an iron cage under one of those trap doors."

               "Really?!" He seemed genuinely confused by this information.
               "I can't fathom its use or need... not even in a magic show.
               Please come down and take a seat here."

               "Hmmmm, no thanks I think I will just take in the show from
               up here."

               "I'm afraid that won't be possible. Our permit will not let
               us perform with any member of the audience behind the stage
               flats. Please come down. The show is about to start. We have
               people waiting."

               Azure Angel realized that she did want to talk to someone who
               seemed to be part of the show and this fellow seemed to
               definitely be part of the show and nothing more was to be
               gained from her standing upon this crowded platform. So she
               cautiously walked to the end of the scaffolding near the man
               and seeing the ladder he gestured to, a normal aluminium
               ladder that had been strapped to the side of the scaffolding
               sides, she climbed down it and found herself standing
               directly in front of the man.

               He was taller than her, but most people were, but he was
               easily over six three or four and that was without that
               ridiculous stove pipe hat he wore. He was pale white and very
               lanky and long limbed. He motioned her to several old wooden
               chairs that were set alongside the wall where wooden crates
               had been fashioned into makeshift tables upon which a very
               old time radio sat upon a lace doily and a few candles
               burned. 

               Funny she had not seen the candles before but then crates
               seemed to be blocking the direct view to anything. She did
               not take the proffered chair but stood next to it as the
               lanky man sort of folded himself up into his. His knees
               seemed to rise up almost to his chest in the chair. It looked
               anything but comfortable.

               "Who are you?" She frowned at the man. There was definitely
               something very odd about him. But then she was sure she would
               find anyone who had tried to toss her down some trap doors
               very odd. No matter how many times it seemed to happen to her
               on a daily basis. 

               "I am the proprietor of this humble puppet show. I am Mister
               Morale." He immediately stood and made a deep bow at the
               waist and then sat down again. 

               "Perfect! Just the man I wanted to see-" Azure Angel broke
               off as Mister Morale took up a dainty tea cup and saucer and
               with finger extended took a sip. She was certain she had not
               seen a tea cup and saucer next to the old time radio when she
               first walked over to the chairs and crates. "I have some
               questions I want answers to; namely concerning one Todd 'the
               Toad' Rackman who disappeared after entering your
               establishment two weeks ago.

               The man just kept staring at her placidly.

               "Well?!"

               "I am sorry. I was waiting for you to ask the questions."

               "I just did! Where is Rackman?! I couldn't help but notice
               your Toad puppet has been made to act and even look like him!
               Where-" Azure Angel broke off again for as she was slamming
               her fist into her open palm she suddenly noticed that her
               tits were popped out of her top. Of course she realized her
               tits had popped out when she had almost fallen through the
               second trap door which means that every second she had seen
               this man up to this very moment she had been talking to him
               with her breasts slipped out of her top on full display.

               She stifled an 'eeek' into an 'eeep' and spun on her heels
               away from him and furiously began stuffing her tits back into
               her top! It took a while as she had a lot of tits to stuff.
               She could feel the blush upon her face and that was making
               her angry. She spun around about to really let him have a
               blast of her nervous sputtering anger when she was stopped
               short, finger still waving in the air, mouth wide open, as
               she realized the puppet show was going on. She realized it
               had been going on. It had started just as soon as she had
               stepped off the ladder and made her way over to the man. A
               distance of a few meters at most.

               Boxes stacked high of wood slats blocked her direct view of
               back of the puppet stage. She was certain the wooden crates
               had not been there before. They couldn't have been. She would
               have walked right through them.

               Slowly, as if walking in a dream, Azure Angel approached the
               edge of the stack of crates so she could see the puppeteers
               working their craft even as her mind puzzled over 'where'
               they had been? They had not been back stage and there was no
               way they could have passed her in that single room. She had
               already seen the overall layout of the roof of the building
               when she had been on the opposite roof before dropping down
               and entering the structure. There was no small rooms off to
               the side no place for hidden passage ways.

               "When I fell," She mumbled to herself. "That's it when I was
               trapped in the cage below the pier.
               That's when they left the backstage and well went out the
               front door for a smoke or a stretch or a breath of fresh air.
               And they returned when I started talking to this man."

               Azure Angel took one full stride past the corner of the stack
               of crates and turned to look full at the backstage area of
               the puppet show. There were all the puppets putting on the
               show. Dancing in the air. With no puppeteers above or below.

               "Ah, so who is controlling the puppets?" 

               "I am," Mister Morale stated deadpan and he took another sip
               of tea and set down the cup and saucer. 

               "And how are you doing that?"

               "That would be secrets of the trade. Sorry."

               "Okay. Not my department today. So, back to where we were.
               Where is Todd Rackmen?"

               "As you have already pointed out he is our delightful Mister
               Toad. I'm afraid he's not in this act. They all show back up
               in the finale. That's the last showing. Bit of time to kill
               before then."

               Azure Angel tore her eyes off the floating dancing dolls and
               looked over her shoulder at Mister Morale. His sun glassed
               eyes were fixed upon her and she shivered despite herself.
               "So you are telling me you turned him into a puppet?"

               "I didn't say that but the conclusion is correct."

               "And why did you turn him into a puppet?"

               "He was so very curious about the disappearances of several
               persons over the past few months. I found that disquieting.
               May I assume his blood dog curiosity was rooted in your boot
               toe upon his posterior?"

               "Yeah, he was working for me. May I take it you turned all
               those missing persons into puppets as well?"

               "You may."

               "I don't know if you're just a nutter who has killed people
               or locked them away somewhere and thinks he has turned them
               into puppets or if you really have turned people into
               puppets? I have seen too many strange things to dismiss
               either idea outright. Working alongside Hexanna a couple of
               times will do that to you."

               Mister Morale raised his hands in a shrug and dropped them
               back down to lay on his boney knees. The tea cup and saucer
               were gone and now a plate of cup cakes had taken their place.

               "In either case I am taking you in. This ends tonight. I am
               not sure what kind of evidence I can find but as a Delta City
               super heroine I got enough clout to put you under citizens
               arrest and put you behind bars for up to three days."

               "No evidence I am afraid. Our Mister Toad brought it all with
               him, as it were, in his head. I have been exhaustively busy
               since then removing it from bothering anyone else."

               "No evidence then?"

               "None."

               "Flying puppets that's rather interesting evidence?'

               "Doubt they would 'fly' in the presence of any law
               enforcement and I am utterly certain they wouldn't fly in a
               court room."

               "Well, as I said there is always Hexanna. You would be amazed
               at what that woman can do. And she never uses a court room or
               police. Ever met her?"

               "No. I am afraid not. Look you want evidence? How about this?
               Our 'girlfriend' in the play, the one who fucks everyone and
               everything, is just a carved doll. No soul. No life. Her
               performance is... wooden at best. How about you take her
               place? Ever wanted to be in show business? Ever been fucked
               by a dog? Something tells me you're going to enjoy that;
               several times a day."

               Azure Angel in a furry threw a punch and it hit empty air
               that felt less like air and more like water. She spun around
               and again it was like she was at the bottom of the deep end
               of a pool. Her moves very slow and weak and her mind
               increasingly dazed.

               It was several weeks latter when Hexanna caught up with
               Mister Morale's puppet show outside of Paris, France. She
               tossed the master puppeteer into a fourteenth century Judy
               doll from the Punch and Judy puppet show museum; which she
               now keeps in her shop upon the shelves of the 'not for sale
               section.' She released the imprisoned 'puppets' and returned
               them to their lives as best she could. This included Azure
               Angel who still to this day will not pet a dog or play fetch
               with one or toss a frisbee and has often been seen crossing
               to the other side of the street if one approaches even on a
               leash or even if it is leading a blind man. 

               She has also taken up a new found strong aversion against;
               bulls, donkeys, goats, horses, oxen, gorillas, abnormally
               large snakes, two litter soda bottles, hair brush handles,
               curling irons, cucumbers, zucchinis, gourds, fire hydrants,
               the large agitator that spins around in washing machines,
               jack hammers, emergency brake handles and manual floor
               mounted gear shift levers, banana bike seats, the pedestals
               at the end of stair case rails, foot balls, ice cream scoops; 
               Well the list is quiet long. Apparently Mister Morale added
               several acts once he hit Europe and the Big Time. 

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