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               THE DELTA CITY MISFITS 

               "Are you sure about this?" The young blonde girl looked
               meekly around her with her finger upon the lower lip of her
               half open mouth.

               "If you want to join the hottest sexiest most kick-ass super
               powered teen team in Delta City? Then YES, I am sure. You
               gotta pass the initiation." The girl with the coal black long
               straight hair with blunt bangs crossed her arms under her
               huge breasts.

               "Actually, it is important," the even bustier red head added.

               "Because how do they get us?!" The coal black hair girl
               interrupted the red head. "By yanking down our tops and
               bottoms when we are fighting them! And then we are all like,"
               she grabbed her boobs through her T-shirt in a hand bra and
               started exaggerating an embarrassed eking scream. "Then with
               our hands tied up in keeping our modesty in tack; it's WHAM!
               Chloroform sandwich time! That's how they get Ms. Americana,
               Got Gal, Omega Woman, ALL of them! All the time!"

               "Gosh! But then why don't we wear costumes that are
               impossible to 'pull' down? Like one piece body suits?" The
               young blonde asked naively.

               "Because it's when they are going for the top yank or bottom
               yank that a prepared super heroine can get the open blow in,"
               the red head smiled and slammed her fist into the palm of her
               hand.

               "It's true," the blunt bang girl went on nodding her head
               vigorously while jutting out her chin and closing her large
               dark eyes. "They seek to pray upon our purity and innocence,
               but if you can let your girls hang out there and breath for a
               while in everyone's bulging lecherous sight. You can get a
               knock out blow in, every time."

               "We wear the skimpy outfits as super heroines as it gives us
               a distraction edge over the lustful and horny perverts which
               all men are; both in combat situations and in conversations
               for information." The red head put her hands on her slender
               waist above her firm proud hips.

               "It's that distractive edge that gives us a chance against
               them," the black haired girl wagged her finger in the blondes
               face. "Because even with our super powers they are cheating
               filthy pervs! They don't fight fair! And seriously! Is there
               a vending machine dispensing all these canisters of
               chloroform?! The stuff is like bubble gum to them!
               They are constantly pulling it out of their pockets at the
               drop of your panties!"

               "It does seem unnaturally prevalent," the red head cupped a
               forefinger around her small chin in thought.

               "O-O-Okay," the young blonde stuttered and began to strip off
               her clothes while the other two young girls took them and
               folded them up in their arms, holding them for her. "I just
               have to make it down to the end of the street corner naked
               and then come back. Right?"

               "Right! Sort of. You actually have to go all the way AROUND
               the block and back here." The red head smiled at her and gave
               her shaking shoulder a reassuring squeeze.

               "But DON'T run!" The black haired girl wagged her finger
               again. "Trust me, with tits the size of ours, once they are
               braless, running is a good way to give yourself a sore jaw or
               a black eye!"

               The blonde girl, blushing almost as red as the red heads hair
               color, gave a meek nod and then walking at a rather fast clip
               pace, slipped out of the alleyway and into the busy crowded
               street. To the almost instant explosion of car horns, wolf
               whistles, cat calls, and cheers.

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               "Welcome to the super secret headquarters of The Misfits!"
               The blunt bang raven haired girl smiled wide and bounced up
               and down as she spun around with arms raised. "Isn't it
               awesome?!"

               The blonde still trying to stop hyperventilating from her
               naked ordeal had to nod as the place WAS rather nice.

               "We have our own Sugar Daddy so it's like birthdays and
               Christmases all year long!" The black haired girl hopped
               around the room which was filled with computers and posters
               and racks and racks of clothes. Considering the outside of
               the building was boarded over in rotting plywood and in a
               condemned slum the inside was bright, clean, and high tech.

               "It used to be a dinner way back when," the red head nodded
               over at the re-furbished dinner counter with its red vinyl
               chrome round bar swivel bar stools and the kitchen just
               beyond.

               "We got food, we got drinks, we got big screen TV and
               satellite!" The black haired girl plucked up a TV remote and
               started making explosion sounds with her mouth as she zapped
               dozens of wall television screens on.
               "We used to have Alexa out here, but she got so annoying all
               the time with her turning stuff on and off when we were
               talking, so I moved her in to the bathroom. Now whenever I am
               on the toilet I say, 'Alexa!' And then I fart and it plays
               Burger King commercials or the latest address by the
               President."

               "Ah, yeah, but I thought this was like a crime fighting base?
               You know, a secret hideout for super heroines?" The blonde
               looked around her with her finger in her mouth.

               "It is! It is!" The black haired girl waved her hands with
               fingers spread in front of her as she walked toward the
               blonde girl. "We got not one, not two, but three! Secret
               entrances and exits! To the streets and the sewers and subway
               tunnels!"

               "The truth is," the red head paused to give the black haired
               girl a questioning look before proceeding. "We haven't really
               done much crime fighting yet."

               "We will though!" The black haired girl quickly added. "We
               just have been real busy getting our gear and strategy
               together and of course team together."

               "Ah... yeah," the red head sighed.

               The young blonde nodded.

               "Which reminds me!" The black haired girl slapped her hands
               together and shrieked. "We have to figure out your super
               heroine costume! We all wear the same costume but getting the
               too small too tight right size can be tricky!"

               The red head and black haired girl grabbed the blondes wrists
               and lead her to the racks of clothes.

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               "Ah, and I am supposed to wear this in public?" The young
               blonde was blushing through her freckles. She had blushed
               more in the past few hours than she had in all her young life
               combined. 

               "It is very, yank down worthy," the black haired girl stated
               as mater of factually as she could.

               "I-I don't really think they will HAVE to yank it down," the
               young blonde demonstrated as she walked around in a circle.
               Her jutting huge firm tits leapt about like hiccupping pogo
               sticks.
               In just a few strides her puffy areolas had slipped up past
               the sunken lip of the over strained too small deep plunge
               halter top and a few strides more her ever hard thumb thick
               nipples wagged out to say 'hi' as well. "It sort of 'tops'
               it's self?!"

               "Perfect!" The red head and black haired girl shouted out in
               unison.

               "A shiny red halter top with attached full arm length sleeve
               gloves and a pair of red g-string panties and some red thigh
               high stiletto heeled boots! Honey! You are perfect!" The
               black haired girl hummed and squealed.

               "You just need a super heroine name," the red head tapped her
               chin.

               "And a mask. Got to have a mask. I mean, your going to get
               topped out there so you don't want your parents to recognize
               you. Trust me. Need the mask," the black haired girl began
               dumping out arm loads of various sized of masks on to the
               dinner counter.

               "Say," the red head snapped her fingers. "Let's get into our
               costumes and tell her our super heroine names! Maybe that
               will get her in the mood and help her pick out one of her
               own?!"

               A few seconds latter the red head and black haired girl had
               stripped naked and were busy at the make-up table, which sat
               amongst the clothing racks, putting the finishing touches on
               their super heroine outfits.

               "There!" The transformed red head stood before the slightly
               reassured blonde. "We all get this cool red hooded cloak too.
               Got my thong bikini bottoms and thigh high boots and a one
               piece halter top that connects to my arm length gloves. I got
               a LOT of under-boobage going on here as you can see and
               rocking a full moon backside with the thong. I am called, The
               Red Falcon. Cool, huh?"

               "Wow, wow! Check me out!" The black haired girl shot in front
               of the red head in her identical red outfit. Yet somehow each
               girl looked different in the identical costumes. There were
               slight variations and flairs here and there like Catholic
               School girl's do in their blouse, jacket, and pleated skirts,
               to set themselves apart from everyone else. "I love these
               halter tops because really they are little midriff showing
               cut off miniature vinyl/latex band jackets. Got two snap
               buttons in the front which pop easily and THAT is important.
               The girls are going to get exposed, but the last thing you
               want to be doing after a battle is dealing with a torn top
               and doing a hand bra for four city blocks back to the base!
               OH! I am called, The Red Hawk." 

               "So, our costumes are all mainly red in color and we use red
               and bird names in our super heroine names?" The blonde
               puzzled out loud.

               "Well, we're the Misfits. Sort of a team thing." The red head
               shrugged. "It's like a motif."

               The blonde tried on some red eye masks and paused to tuck her
               nipples back into her top. "It's a good thing we get to wear
               hooded cloaks because really this top is little more than a
               demi-cup bra with attached opera gloves all designed to look
               like a little high collared band jacket."

               "Oh, there is one more thing," the red head said behind the
               blonde's back. "Before we go out on patrol it's always
               important to stretch."

               "And of course we need to stretch the muscle we will be using
               most," the black haired girl added.

               The blonde turned around confused and her eyes widened in
               shock. For there stood both the red head and the black haired
               girl still in costume but now each wearing a HUGE strap-on
               dildo harness.

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               "Commissioner Bordon, are the rumors true? Has Delta City
               followed Gotham City's lead and formed it's own Suicide Squad
               called, The Misfits?" The mob of reporters swarmed around the
               commissioner bumping his arms and causing his umbrella to be
               everywhere but between him and the pouring rain.

               "Nonsense!" Then Bordon's thirty years of experience on the
               force kicked in and he added, "no comment," as he slammed his
               car door... on his umbrella.

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               "Okay, looks like Bordon took a public bail on us," Red Hawk
               angrily hit the remote button and killed the TV image.

               "He probably hasn't been informed of the Mayor's plan yet. To
               take Aphrodite awakened gene girls like us who have advanced
               healing, agility, and a little above average strength, but no
               real super powers, and put us on the streets to take care of
               all the lower level criminals. The pervs and whack-o's that
               the big name super heroines and the cops don't have time to
               deal with." Red Falcon sighed.

               "Can we stretch again," the blonde girl interjected.

               "Seriously, you want to be called, 'Red Canary'?" Red Hawk
               looked back at the blonde in mock disgust.

               "What's wrong with Red Canary?" The blonde chimed back
               airily. 

               "Canary's aren't red," Red Falcon added.

               When they were in costume, as they were now, they tried to
               only use their super heroine Misfit's name. Which wasn't too
               hard as they didn't know each others real names.

               "How about, Red Owl?" Red Hawk added.

               "Owl's aren't red," the blonde muttered.

               "Owl's live in barns and barns are red," Red Hawk reasoned
               out loud.

               "You sure about that?" Red Falcon frowned.

               "Let's do the stretching bit again," the blonde inserted into
               the pause in the conversation.

               "It's always the quiet ones," Red Hawk sighed.

               "You pop a girl's cherry and you can expect to deal with some
               neediness." The blonde stated with a pout.

               "That's true," Red Falcon nodded. "Okay, vibrators this
               time?"

               "VIBRATORS!" All three girl's shouted together and slapped a
               group high-five.

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               "What?! You're changing your code names again?! That's the
               third time today!" The mayor slapped his bald head and rubbed
               it. "Look! I don't care what you call yourselves. You are
               collectively called, The Misfits', and that's that! Because
               we copyrighted it! That's why!"

               "Now," the Mayor, pinned his cell phone between his shoulder
               and ear as he used his keyboard and mouse to click on his
               computer screen a couple of times. "I have your first
               mission. Seems there's been a recent rash of break-ins in the
               slums down by the docks. Bordon's men are all tied up with
               this string of high school girls disappearing. The capes are
               doing, well, god knows. So it's up to you!"

               "Because the poor are people too! That's why! Now get down
               there and stop those thugs by any means necessary!" The Mayor
               jabbed angrily at the cut off button on his cell phone and
               then sighed, "I miss the old days with the hand set and
               cradle receiver. You just really can't carry on a decent
               conversation with people these days without being able to
               slam the phone down when you disconnect."

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               "Well, Misfits it's our first mission. And unless we want our
               Sugar Daddy Mayor to cut us off we need to nail this one,"
               the red head stated simply with her hands on her hips thus
               pushing her red hooded cloak wide open revealing her nipple
               and pussy slips. 

               They still had not come up with their super heroine names so
               for now they were using, 'Red,' 'Blonde,' and 'Hey You.'

               The girl with long black hair was NOT liking the, 'Hey You.'

               "He might have given us a few more days to prepare-" the red
               head began.

               "And stretch," the blonde interjected.

               "-if someone had not maxed out our credit cards at the mall
               and on-line shopping," the red head finished.

               "Hello! Those are not clothes and shoes and purses and
               jewelry! They are DISGUISES for when we go undercover. Deep
               undercover," the girl with long black hair nodded vigorously
               while sucking in her lower pillow lip. Before letting her
               upper body collapse with a big sigh when she saw no one was
               buying it.

               "Okay, Misfits. Remember, we are off the grid. We don't
               exist. So no stopping for fan selfies," the red head gave the
               blonde a warning finger wag. "It's in and out like a small
               dick boy on his first and only date."

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               "Yeah, hello police? There are three half naked girls dressed
               up like Little Red Ridding Hood hanging out in my front yard.
               Well, no they haven't done anything. But they haven't been
               doing anything for over an hour now. I was kind of wondering
               if you could send someone over and shoo them out of my yard.
               Well, I'm in a wheel chair. Yes, I did. I opened my window
               and yelled at them. But they all ducked down behind a bush
               and just stayed there. I even tried throwing dried up bread
               crumbs at them. Used up all the crumbs I saved up for my
               weekly park visit for the ducks. No.
               They just squatted there behind the bush saying, 'owe!'
               Whenever a bread crust would hit them. Well, I used to pitch
               for the Dodgers. They are too a baseball team! Now you
               sending a car or what?! Thank you!"

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               "Whew! That was close," the red head leaned her back against
               the alleyway wall trying to catch her breath.

               "I can't believe that bastard threw bread at us?! I got
               crumbs in my cleavage?!" The long black haired girl snorted
               angrily as she picked pieces of stale bread out of her tops
               cleavage.

               "Maybe, if we were going to wait for night to start our
               investigations then we should have stayed in our secret base
               until night instead of arriving here at 3 PM and then hiding
               out until night?" The blonde pondered out loud.

               "The busses don't run to this neighborhood at night," the red
               head stated flatly.

               "And yeah, about that. If we are supposed to be 'off' the
               grid and all. Should we be taking a bus to the crime scene?"
               The blonde pondered again.

               "Seriously! What kind of messed up bastard throws bread at
               you! My tits feel all crumbly now!" The girl with long black
               hair fumed.

               "I'm just glad we got out of there before the cops saw us."
               The red head sighed. "Good job on seeing the cop cruiser pull
               up, Hey You."

               "Well, I had to pee and that bastard REALLY started winging
               the bread when I pulled my g-string aside and let go with the
               golden flow." The girl with long black hair began to wave her
               arms about her in imitation of the man, "my petunias! My
               petunias! Like no dog has ever pissed in his yard before."

               "Still good eye, Hey You. We almost blew our mission there."
               The red head peeked around the corner of the alleyway into
               the quiet street.

               "What now, Red?" The blonde girl asked.

               "Well," the red head looked up at the sky. "It will be dark
               soon and then we can really start to scout out the area and
               check for clues. If we are lucky we may even catch the
               robbers red handed."

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               Night came with a kings tide flood of people returning from
               work as it always did. Then a lesser tide ebb as people left
               their houses to try and go somewhere nicer; the movies, a
               park, a bar, anywhere at all, and then returned home to sleep
               to do it all over again with the rising sun.

               So it was almost mid-night before the streets emptied back
               out and the creatures of the night came out.

               Fortunately the Misfits had spent most of those hours waiting
               at an old woman's apartment watching TV and eating cookies
               and drinking lemonade. She had seen them, no doubt many had,
               lackadaisically swinging on the rusty swings of the local
               park waiting for dark, and had invited them inside for home
               baked cookies. The old woman had a dog named, Elvis, and her
               apartment was right next to the park. She had been walking
               her dog when she happened upon the three girls. The dog had
               run off. The Misfits had retrieved him. And their reward was
               piles of cookies and soap operas and game shows until the old
               woman's bed time. Which was right after the opening monologue
               of The Tonight Show.

               Many things were learned that day by the members of the
               Misfits. First; they learned the Blonde girl was afraid of
               dogs, even little yappy dogs the size of a cat. And she was
               afraid of cats too. 

               Second; the girl with long black hair had to pee every two
               hours like clockwork, whether she had drank anything or not.
               And that if you gave her something to drink she would; as she
               was always thirsty.

               And third; the red headed girl was a real pig when it came to
               freshly baked still warm from the oven cookies of any variety
               and did not care in the slightest who knew it!

               But now it was dark and nearing mid-night as the Misfits once
               again took to the streets. 

               They were a bit loud in their excitement of retelling each
               other the day they had just shared and trying to retell it in
               the most funny revelations of insight they could think of to
               make one another laugh.

               So they were pretty giggly and winded from their laughter and
               rushing conversations when the red head reminded them of
               their mission and began to point out the address of the
               thefts as they paused before each one.

               They were apartment buildings and no one was sure what they
               should do. Should they go inside the buildings? To do what?
               Walk up to the apartment door of the person who was robbed
               and knock on it? Introduce themselves and ask them about the
               robbery? None of them seemed to think that made any sense.

               After all, they had the information on what had been taken.
               It had been food. In every, one of the four robberies that
               had taken place in the past week; the owners had discovered
               that all the food in their house had been stolen. Sometimes a
               few magazines or books had been stolen as well.

               The police had put it down to homeless vagrants and had made
               a sweep of the area arresting a few to make it look good.

               It was the blonde who suggested they ask the homeless people
               about the thefts since they were the ones being accused.

               It wasn't hard to find them. During the day they blended in
               with their surroundings as they moved about but at night they
               became temporary tribes clustered about anywhere they were
               allowed to be and not be hassled.

               The local tribe seemed to have found shelter in a weedy lot
               not far from the park the girls had been swinging in just
               hours before.

               Seeing them at a distance caused the Misfits to pause and
               launch into a somewhat nervous and heated conversation about
               how to proceed.

               The gist of this prolonged argument was that each girl agreed
               that one of them should approach and engage the homeless men
               in conversation while the other two stood back to offer back
               up if something should go wrong. This agrement was met with
               each girl adamant in their belief that she should not be the
               girl who approached the homeless men but be one of the back
               up girls.

               This argument was met with a compromise that none of the
               girls should be the girl who approached and engage the
               homeless men in conversation and that the plan to do had been
               utterly stupid.

               With this conclusion the Misfits had turned to leave only to
               find themselves face to face with a homeless man. This caused
               the three girls to scream in startled surprise and the
               homeless man to lurch back in equal momentary panic.

               The homeless man was carrying two very large glass bottles of
               wine which was the pooled together money of the tribe for a
               celebration of another day survived and he almost dropped
               them.

               So when he recovered, the smile of kindness that had been on
               his face, had been replaced by a somewhat angry scowl at the
               three girl's almost causing him to have to return empty
               handed back to the tribe.

               Still, three young nearly naked girl with the faces of super
               models and the bodies of Playboy bunnies, you couldn't stay
               angry long and the man knew that he had startled them without
               meaning to and they had invariably reciprocated in kind.

               So, after a few pre-functional curses under his breath, he
               gave them a wide berth and moved around them. The last thing
               he wanted was trouble at night with the police.

               And nothing said trouble like three nearly naked teen girls
               walking the street at night.

               The red head however saw an opportunity in the moment and
               catching her shaky breath began to question the homeless man
               about the robberies.

               What followed was a somewhat comic situation where the
               Misfits ended up chasing after the fleeing homeless man.
               Chasing him all the way back to the four others in their
               makeshift camp.

               Here in the safety of numbers they did get a few rather tart
               answers and a heavy unwelcome air that sent them soon on
               their way.

               "Well, that's the first time I have ever been asked to
               'leave' a party," the girl with the long black hair spit out
               her words with some indignation.

               "Still, we finally got a lead, of sorts," the red head nodded
               under her shiny red hooded cloak.

               In only a few more minutes of walking the trio found
               themselves standing in the shadows of a dilapidated apartment
               building and looking across the street at an abandoned small
               red brick school building.

               "I can't believe they built a school out here," the girl with
               the long black hair sneered.

               "Well, they don't build slums. They build neighborhood's and
               some of them become slums later on." The red head was
               cautiously peering all about. 

               "There!" The blonde shot out an arm and pointed.

               A young man had just walked around the corner of the lone
               school building. He was smoking a cigarette and holding a
               ball bat on his shoulder. There was a hand gun in a holster
               under his jacket.

               He paused for a moment under the only street light and tossed
               his cigarette before passing back into the shadows again.

               "Looks like the homeless geezers were right," the girl with
               long black hair smiled. "But, all that means is some young
               guys have staked out and claimed the condemned school
               building and are guarding their new clubhouse. It doesn't
               really link them in anyway to the local crimes." The long
               haired black girl looked back at the other two in a confused
               frown.

               "That guy did not look like he was poor enough to be stealing
               food out of peoples homes," the blonde added speaking to no
               one in particular.

               "Yeah, that jacket alone he was wearing goes for about eight
               grand on Amazon," the girl with the long black hair noted.

               "Well, maybe he stole that too." The red head looked around
               some more leaning out of the shadows to do so, "it is
               interesting that all the food thefts were in the immediate
               area around this school building. It's right in the center of
               the crimes. AND according to the homeless men all those
               crimes started just as soon as this boys showed up and took
               over the school house."

               "Okay, so maybe these are our guys," the girl with long black
               hair nodded. "So,  now what? We sneak in or go in hammering?"

               "We sneak in, but first we need a diversion. There's a twelve
               foot high chain link fence surrounding the building.
               Everything is boarded up and chained and paddle locked. Looks
               like the new residents even added to the security by shoving
               a dumpster full of rubble in front of the side door. If they
               did that where we can see it then I am sure they took equal
               precautions at all other points of access."

               "Okay, looks like the front door is the only way in; right
               past our guy with the ball bat and hand gun and directly
               under the only working street light in the area." The girl
               with long black hair sighed. "You said something about a
               distraction?"

               "One of us goes up to the lone guard and distracts him while
               the other two sneak behind him and take him out." The red
               head and the blonde stared hard at the girl with the long
               black hair.

               "What?! Why me?! Why do I have to be the 'distractor' in this
               plan?" The girl with long black hair whined.

               "Blonde is afraid of little yappie dogs and cats and is brand
               new to the team," the red head spoke in a steady
               authoritative voice, "you can't expect HER to face a guy with
               a ball bat and gun on her first outing."

               "Why don't you be the bait then?" The girl with the long
               black hair pouted.

               "Okay, I will. But tell me. Who do you really want to be the
               one responsible for taking out this heavily armed young man
               in a single blow. Me, or you? Because if he doesn't go down o
               on that first hit we are all going to be shot full of holes."
               The red head stared at the girl with long black hair and
               waited for an answer.

               "I vote for red," the blonde raised her hand.

               The girl with long black hair rolled her eyes and sighed,
               "fine but if I get killed you are going to be SO dead."

               "Bunny bounce," the blonde clutched the girl with long black
               hair's upper arm as she started to turn away and leave.

               "What?!" The girl with long black hair frowned.

               "You know," the blonde held her arms at her side and started
               to rapidly raise and lower her body on the balls of her feet
               in the stiletto heeled boots causing her tits to rapidly
               jiggle up and bounce. "Bunny bounce as you walk up to him."

               "She's right," the red head added and started to bunny bounce
               her own tits. "There's only the one opening in the chain link
               fence. And its right under the street light. You HAVE to keep
               his full attention on you so we can sneak through there after
               you have to work around behind him.

               "Bunny bounce," the blonde said again.

               The girl with the long black hair sighed and started to bunny
               bounce her tits as well.

               "Now, walk and do it," the blonde started walking around
               while bunny bouncing her tits and the red head joined her as
               well.

               The girl with long black hair scoffed and then she began to
               walk around bunny bouncing her tits. She was instantly
               surprised by how hard it was to do.

               "The design of the top helps," the blonde giggled. It was
               true the band jacket halter top was made out of a very
               stretchy material and it had a tendency to encourage tit
               bounce rather than to prevent it as most bras do.

               Still it took almost an hour for the girl with the long black
               hair to successfully manage to master the art of the walking
               bunny bounce.
               To make her massive firm tits rapidly leap up and down on her
               thin chest while making the effort appear effortless to point
               of seeming to be utterly unaware of her breasts accented
               jiggles.

               The girl with long black hair left them and proceeded to the
               street light and the rented hole in the chain link fence; her
               shoulders thrown back, her arms at her side and hands almost
               behind her hips, her chest thrown forward, her head high and
               chin low, and pushing invisibly up on the balls of her feet
               with each large stride. Her tits shimmying and leaping so
               aggressively that they popped her nipples out just as she
               approached the confused young man and came to a sultry
               sneering stop.

               When you are on guard duty the first thing you look for is
               anything suspicious such as shadows in the dark or the sudden
               lack of sounds of the insects or birds or strange scents that
               appear out of nowhere on the wind or a young teenage girl
               with an impossibly huge yo yo-ing rack who struts up to and
               comes to a stop with a, 'I love to suck cock,' leer on her
               super model face.

               You have seen it in a thousand movies and TV shows. The girl
               is a distraction. Someone is sneaking into the place you are
               guarding or is about to attack you from behind. The oldest
               trick in the book is NOT, 'hey, what's that behind you,' it's
               a young hot sexy flirting girl either bent over across the
               street wiggling her ass under the hood of her stalled car or
               jiggling her tits under your chin.

               You know it! You have seen it! You have rolled your eyes at
               the utter stupidity of them putting it in the movie or book
               you are just now enjoying! So implausible! So unbelievable!

               And it's the oldest trick in the book because it works.

               It takes a very, very experienced and very, very well trained
               guard to not fall into that thirty second brain fart of
               surreal confusion at seeing that girl come out of nowhere and
               come strutting up to you.

               If you dropped a bag full of money out of the thin air it
               would not have such an impact of freezing the male mind for
               those precious confused thirty seconds.

               It isn't that your dick gets hard. It isn't that at some
               undecipherable level you think you are about to have sex. No,
               you just freeze for a half a minute and you say to yourself,
               'wait, I got the power here, I am armed and dangerous, and
               she's a naked helpless girl, let's see what this weird shit
               is, before we unleash hell?'

               And that sort of rush of singular reasoning thought was your
               thirty second brain fart. You didn't feel like you had froze
               up. You were thinking rationally after all and you weren't
               suckered in by the thought of sex. But you were. And that is
               why it works.

               Men are programed to protect helpless women and even more so
               when they feel attracted to them.

               It takes one hell of a conditioned man to over ride that and
               respond with a tactical set pattern of learned response. To
               at the moment of seeing her bend and come through the chain
               link fence to reach for the cellphone and hit the warning
               button. That takes a well trained guard.

               Thankfully, for the Misfits this was no such guard.

               "Gesh! You think you hit him hard enough?" The girl with long
               black hair was looking down at the unconscious guard along
               with the red head and blonde.

               "You know how hard it is to knock someone out?" The red head
               was breathing heavy from nerves.

               "No," the girl with long black hair whispered.

               "Neither do I," the red head sighed. "Now, take his cell
               phone and strip him naked."

               The blonde and the girl with the long black hair who had
               started to bend over toward the unconscious man recoiled
               back.

               "We need his clothes to tie him up. Unless, you want to use
               you're clothes," the red head sighed. "And take his weapons
               and toss them into the weeds over there."

               "I am just saying," the girl with long black hair grunted as
               she stripped the young man naked. "Was that I had him totally
               whipped. I mean it was a like a snake charmer. His eyes were
               glued to my tits. I could have asked him to knock himself
               out. Look! Wood! See! Even knocked out his pecker is still
               hard! I got mad titty skills!"

               The red head and blonde couldn't help but giggle.

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               The main door to the single red brick school building was
               blocked by a fresh chain and paddle lock. The key turned out
               to be in the tied up still unconscious guards jacket.

               Inside the three story building there was no power to the
               light switches but it was easy to see where to go.
               Voices were a steady murmur on the ground floor coming from
               only one direction which was also the only source of light.

               The trio of teens made their way to the half opened door into
               what must have been the gymnasium at one time. The basket
               ball court floor had been cranked back to reveal an empty
               swimming pool that had been underneath it.

               The shallow end of the swimming pool had a chain link mesh
               fence covering it and held firmly in place by large heavy
               overturned book cases at the pools edge. 

               The deep section of the pool was left open. A small kerosene
               generator powered a few mechanic stand lights and a couple of
               laptop's sitting on a table.

               There were three young men standing at the pool edge looking
               down into the exposed deep end of the empty pool. One had a
               camera and was filming something in the pool before him.

               He was talking while the other boys smoked and drank beer and
               snickered.

               "Come on bitch! Fuck her hard with that strap-on! You want to
               eat you had better put some hurt on it! That's it! That's
               it!" The boy with the camera smiled and laughed.

               From the empty swimming pool came the sounds of moans and
               groans and a rhythmic fast slapping sound.

               The red head had just learned at least how much force it took
               to knock a man out from behind who was distracted by a firm
               set of jiggling nipple popping teen tits. She now found out
               how much force it took to shatter a jaw and bust out the
               teeth of a depraved kidnapping piece of dog shit who was
               video taping four naked teen girls he had imprisoned in an
               empty swimming pool and forced to perform sex on one another
               while he sold the images to various porn sites.

               It really wasn't that much force at all.

               Far less than she or the other Misfits chose to use.

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               "Congratulations Misfits," the Mayor was beaming into his
               cellphone sandwiched between his ear and shoulder as he
               clicked away at keyboard and mouse at the files on his
               computer. "You not only solved the thefts but you found the
               four kidnapped missing girls which the police had failed to
               locate. That's a job well done!"

               "Ah. That's great Mayor," the red head's voice stuttered into
               the Mayor's ear. "But I think we have been robbed. All our
               stuff is gone from the secret base?!"

               "Oh, that." The mayor growled. "I had to take the liberty of
               sending some of the items you have been buying on your Misfit
               credit cards back."

               "I-I-I see."

               "What's that infernal racket going on in the background?"

               "Ah, well, Hey You, is sort of a bit heartbroken and crying
               because all the stuff is gone."

               "Well, you tell, Hey You, that the next time she drops forty
               thousand dollars of tax payers money on a set of emerald
               earrings I will put out a warrant for her sorry ass arrest!"

               "Ah, yes sir. Understood, sir."

               "Now. There's a recent string of cat burglaries in the little
               China district. It's a bit rough there. But these are high
               end thefts of some of the prominent locals. The police can't
               seem to make heads or tails of what's what. And the super
               heroines... well, god knows what they do with their time. I
               am handing the case over to the Misfits. Now, remember, you
               officially don't exist. Keep a low profile. Just handle it
               like you did this last one. Real splendid job there."

               "Yes. Thank you sir. We will get right on it. Ah, sir? About
               the Dairy Queen charge account...."

               "Oh, all right! I suppose you do deserve a little reward for
               all your hard work. Fine. I will call up accounts and have
               them re-establish the Dairy Queen charge account. But if you
               try and buy one of their soft serve machines again for the
               secret base I'll-" the Mayor pulled his ear away from the
               receiver as muffled cheers broke out on the other end.
               "Hello? Hello! They hung up. Well, at least they didn't slam
               the receiver down into the cradle. I hate it when the
               Governor does that."

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