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               THE BLACK GOAT 

               Sarah Krotch, the famous/infamous archeologist more widely
               known as The Relic Raider to the general public or The Relic
               Rapist to the formal academic world, stood with arms crossed
               under her gigantic double KK-cups leaning her slim body back
               on one foot as she alternated her view between the recently
               rejuvenated teen body Hexana and Salem Dare who were bustling
               about a teen cat-girl and the young pro-linebacker built man
               who was equally entranced with both the pair of sorceresses
               and the cat-girl and the young relic raider.

               The two witches were busy fitting a bell collar on the teen
               cat-girl who seemed to go by the fitting name of Teen Pussy.
               The magical collar was supposed to help the young teen super
               heroine to keep control over her own cat persona. The
               tinkling bell, so as not to give the cat-girl entirely away
               during her stealthy encounters against crime, was designed so
               one could not hear where exactly its muted wind-chime sounds
               emulated from. They seemed to come from everywhere and
               nowhere and neither approached nor receded as long as the
               young teen was in the area.

               Fore reasons either obscure or obviously perverted, the two
               spell-casters had insisted the cat-girl, Teen Pussy, strip
               naked out of her super heroine costume for the fitting of the
               magical bell and collar, and the two rather lusty witches
               were fingering and foundling almost every part of the young
               girls body with wild abandon.

               The helpless young girl was so far gone in her own unbridled
               lusts that she could only ask the occasional, 'are you sure
               this is necessary' between eye roll groans and gasps. As well
               as the oft slurred, 'meoweskies' as a finger or now tongue
               found a tender inflamed sensitive spot on her young wiggling
               body.

               After a few wet sticky minutes of watching the entwined
               threesome, Sarah turned her attention more fully to the six
               one muscular man who grinned at her and raised an eyebrow
               before launching into his spiel.

               "Hi, I am Dan Straight. Glad to meet you Ms. Krotch. I have
               admired your work for years." He held out a strong firm hand
               and flashed his Kelvin Kline perfect teeth smile. 

               Sarah transferred her hands from her crossed arm pose to
               firmly planted on her cheerleader bubble butt hips and gave
               him a once over... again.

               He was certainly a handsome faced and well built man. Sarah
               began to idyllically wonder if his 'Johnson' was up to his
               stud appearance. She cleared her throat despite herself and
               blamed the two witches who were now busy painting the young
               girl's body in saliva with their tongues.

               Dan Straight pulled back his unshook hand and ran it through
               his blonde locks before continuing. "Yes, to business then.
               First thanks for coming all this way to meet us in Hexana's
               shop like this on such short notice. We really do appreciate
               that. And if it wasn't so important we wouldn't have imposed
               on your valuable time."

               The 'we' was Dan and three nuns who seemed indifferent or
               impervious to the young women grinding and moaning away just
               at their elbows and who chanted soft low voiced hymns non
               stop directly behind Dan's back.

               It was probably the presence of the three nuns which were
               keeping Sarah's panties on, soaked as they were, and from
               aggressively either joining the threesome also at her elbow
               or seeing for certain if Dan was a stud or just eye candy.
               She had always found nuns made her uneasy and chalked that up
               to her brief stint in an all girls religious school as a
               young girl that had been run by some rather questionable
               nuns.

               The nuns in their habits and the three girls now aggressively
               fully going at it was certainly bringing back her mixed
               emotions of those distant school days.

               Dan mistook Sarah's shifting fidgeting for impatience, rather
               than seeing if as the building sexual desire for which it
               was, and hurried along in his speech.

               "I understand, straight to the facts, well as you know we
               first contacted Hexana for help and she immediately suggested
               she summon you here instead. Sorry that summons was
               unannounced and we got you out of bed."

               At this Sarah frowned for she had not been in bed but had
               been out shopping when she had been unceremoniously
               transported to Hexana's shop. The twenty year old woman
               looked down at her attire and frowned again. She was wearing
               her usual spaghetti strapped tight tank top, the material so
               sheer that you could easily see that she abhorred and never
               wore bras. The skin tight top left her slim stomach exposed
               and the panties she wore as bottoms were just as revealing as
               the top and had her little mink pelt on nice display. She did
               notice there was a large wet stain spreading across her
               cameltoeing crotch and she blushed a bit at that.
               But she had her rolled down woolly socks and ankle hiking
               boots on as well as her round lensed sun glasses perched on
               her small nose, not to mention her twin holsters and chrome
               plated .45's which she was licensed to carry about anywhere,
               seriously did the guy think she slept with her sunglasses and
               boots on?! The guns yes, but come on!

               Dan Straight could feel he was somehow getting off on the
               wrong foot with the tall willowy huge jugged young woman, but
               he always got off on the wrong foot with people as soon as he
               opened his mouth, wether he had just met them or known them
               for years, and so he bull rushed ahead as he always did.
               Flashing his perfect smile and lifting his dimpled square jaw
               chin. 

               "I worked for several years as a Canadian Mountie Special
               Police, and then for a few more years as a field agent for
               INTERPOL, before being more or less permanently assigned to
               the Vatican."

               "I had several unique skill sets that the Palpal State found
               useful and I have been working for them for the last three
               years." 

               "What I do is work point lead in my team here for finding and
               recovering dangerous spiritual or magical objects. I am an
               agnostic which oddly enough is vital for approaching and
               recovering these objects. The sisters here take care of the
               magic mumbojumbo and I take care of the flesh and blood that
               may get in the way of completing our mission."

               "The Church has been collecting and containing dangerous
               artifacts for centuries. In fact the sisters you see here are
               direct descendants of the Vestal Virgin's of Rome which as
               well as tending the Sacred Flame were also tasked with
               dealing with dangerous relics. So, for over five thousand
               years these relics have been sought out and collected and
               stored in Rome for the human races protection."

               "As you can imagine, that's a lot of bad magic all
               concentrated in one place. Items predating history and from
               all cultures from all over the world. A recipe for disaster."

               "I am told that they can't destroy the stuff because doing so
               only releases the evil back out into the world again. They
               have spent centuries trying to figure out some way to get rid
               of the items but its like spiritual nuclear waste. You can
               only store it and pray."

               "For a long time, they were very confident that the
               concentration of balancing power of good that Vatican City
               generates would control and contain the dangerous relics they
               had buried in the catacombs beneath it.
               But five thousand years of searching the globe for vehement
               evil encased or tied to physical objects and then hoarding
               them in the cellar, so to speak, was a problem with no
               resolve and certain horrible outcomes guarantied. So, unable
               to destroy the relics they approached the Russians in the
               late eighties, early nighties, and paid them an astronautical
               sum to use their rockets to transport capsules filled with
               the worse and most dangerous of these items to be deposited
               on the dark side of the moon."

               "The sun had been discarded as a way to destroy the items;
               sending the capsules off in that direction. Due to the
               distance and what could happen to the capsules and of course
               what could happen to the sun if the items reached it and were
               destroyed and thus released."

               "Nope. The moon. They loaded up these capsules with some of
               the most dangerous evil powers connected to physical forms
               and put in some 'reactor rod' blessed items to try and keep
               them distilled. And shot them off to the dark side of the
               moon where they would hopefully remain safe and dormant in
               their prisons."

               "There were a few problems. First, the Church needed to keep
               the most powerful blessed and charmed items at the Vatican to
               help deal with the sure over might of evil they had buried
               there. So the concentration of evil in those capsules were
               very, very dangerous and unstable. And second, the Russians
               should never have been trusted."

               "The Russians had been working in physic and occult power for
               generations. And here was the Vatican handing them some of
               the most powerful occult items that had ever existed and
               asking them to deposit them on the moon."

               "The Russians said, 'sure', took the money and then faked
               launches for the Vatican observers while secretly whisking
               the items off to their Ministry of Occult Studies. This went
               on for dozens of launches and a decade of time."

               "It would have no doubt continued still to this day. Except
               that there was an 'incident.' Chernobyl, was where they were
               keeping the items up till 1986. Then they moved them into
               Chechneay, were constant conflict remains to this day. The
               evil of the items bleeds out and does what evil does. But
               remains rooted to the items themselves."

               "They kept moving the items around. Singularly and enmass to
               try and find a way to study them without 'incident'. They
               seemed to think that evil or good or the powers of such were
               like a spectrum band of energy. Like light and radiation.
               The ever increasing number of incidents and deaths and the
               similarities of some of the occurrences to the records in the
               Vatican Archives resembling attributes of relics already sent
               to the dark side of the Moon. Raised suspicions and the
               costly procedure of the Russian launches was abandoned in
               recent years. Further investigation has revealed what the
               Russians have done and of course The Vatican called in its
               occult field groups and reset their priorities to recover
               these dangerous relics."

               "And that is were I fit in." Sarah Krotch smirked at the
               handsome man and his trio of whispering nuns. "You want me to
               travel to Russia and recover these stolen relics."

               "Well, yes and no. You see the Russian's have learned to
               weaponize some of the relics. They are using one in the
               Ukraine to further their clandestine operations there to gain
               back that Black Sea port. The evil bleed effect of the item
               being used to cloud men's minds and turn loose their more
               dire aspects while also making them highly suggestible."

               "So, yes you are right we did come here seeking aid from
               Hexana and her occult powers in this mater and she in turn
               suggested you would be more apt at retrieving these stolen
               relics. But, we do not intend to go to Russia. There are
               already a dozen teams who have been sent there."

               "When the Palpal State rescinded its contract with the
               Russian government for the lunar launches; the Russians began
               to sell off some of the 'more difficult' to handle occult
               objects to collectors or even museums. Basically whoever
               would pay the most money in gold or gems."

               "It just so happens that one of the nastier items, The Black
               Goat, was sold to one of your citizens here in Delta City."

               Hexana raised up her head from between the quivering thighs
               of the teen cat-girl and spoke with her lower face glazed in
               pussy juice, "the Black Goat is an ancient occult object from
               the dim mists of antiquity. It really is a black goat.
               Literally. An ageless undying black goat that has tremendous
               magical powers. It takes over the mind of the person who
               thinks they own it and... well it IS one of the most ancient
               and powerful of the primordial fertility gods. Be careful."

               "So. Who has purchased this thing?" Sarah adjusted her
               sunglasses and pinched her chin as she tried to take all of
               this in, "I take it they won't sell as the goat has taken
               over their mind and I am beginning to suspect that this is
               more in the line of a high security robbery rather than a
               simple retrieval of some arcane artifact. Hence, my more
               athletic skill set over Hexana's magic being desired.
               But who on Earth could possess a security so intimidating
               that you would enlist the world's greatest relic raider? Who
               has bought this thing?"

               "Brenda Wade."

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               "Her security system and guards were top notch due to her
               many government contracts of Wade Tech, but now that she is
               President of the United States. Well," Dan shrugged as he
               zipped the mini-van through the busy rush hour traffic of
               downtown Delta City's elevated highway bypasses.

               Sarah Krotch looked down at her cell phone as the open window
               of the passenger side door rushed her hair about her face
               despite it being pulled back in her customary pony tail and
               filled her ears with a roar of wind and car horns. Behind her
               the nuns kept up their constant whispering chants.

               Brenda Wade. Of course Dan had not meant that Brenda Wade had
               become President of the United States of America a few months
               back. No, like a handful of other people around the world,
               mostly super heroines, the Pope knew that Brenda Wade and Ms.
               Americana were one and the same person. Considering what was
               at stake he had no doubt imparted this information to Dan and
               his team. It was Ms. Americana who had, to everyone's shock
               and surprise, thrown her double GG-cups into the ring in the
               eleventh hour and won the Presidency in a landslide.

               Now, that Sarah knew that Brenda had come into ownership of
               the Black Goat at the same time as this strange political
               event had occurred, it now made a lot more sense. Obviously,
               the Black Goat wanted access to the White House. And that was
               troubling to say the least.

               Nothing was more patriotic than Ms. Americana. And after the
               recent impeachment and pardon of the previous billionaire
               President Ronald Rump and most of his billionaire staff and
               billionaire family members, the country seriously needed a
               shot of patriotic up-righteousness in its impoverished over
               worked underpaid arm.

               Brenda Wade could buy and sell Ronald Rump a dozen times a
               day, but it was Ms. Americana who held the office and no one
               was asking for her tax forms.

               Sarah Krotch thumbed her cell phone and the video she had
               just keyed up began to play. It was one of the more recent
               press conferences President Ms. Americana had held.

               Her presidency was a disaster. She had entered office talking
               about major changes in labor laws and environmental
               protection and women's rights and new mass transits systems
               and health care and free education and free electricity and
               well, basically everything the billionaires had taken away
               now giving it back and then some.

               All that had occurred were endless sex scandals. And now that
               Sarah knew about the Black Goat being a fertility god that
               made a lot more sense too.

               Indoor farms producing hydroponic soy beans in face of global
               warming and outdoor farm run off increasingly poisoning all
               the ground water fell way to allegations of Ms. Americana
               having sex with the Russian embassador in the oval office.

               Now referred to by the press, who chewed on her all day long
               as a junk yard dog does an old bone, as the Ovulating Office.

               Mass elevated rail transit disappeared behind questionable
               calls to lower the age of sexual consent to fourteen and put
               free condom dispensers in every school?!

               Again, knowing about the Black Goat pulling the strings of
               the Champion of Justice made all that insanity a little more
               rational.

               Ms. Americana's huge solar and wind power and tide and small
               environmental river dams to produce enough electric power to
               allow cheap if not free electricity to everyone and thus cut
               production and living costs by half, dropped behind a new
               scandal of her sexually molesting a group of school children
               she was leading on a PR tour of the National Museum of
               History.

               And it was her responses that had everyone shaking their
               heads. When asked repeatedly about the Russian embassador
               incident; she flatly stated that she had not had sexual
               relations with that man. She had merely blown him. She went
               on to say she had "sucked a lot of dick in her time, but that
               stud had a bucket list pecker that needed deep throating."

               About the children in the museum she said simply that
               questions of reproduction had come up and she had always
               believed in a hands on approach to greater learning. "Besides
               none of those teen boys were complaining. Were they? And I
               have received dozens of requests by other students for a
               similar tour and lecture."

               Every day her highly elevated noble policies and aspirations
               where replaced in a constant mire of sexual misconduct that
               made the armed forces blush!

               And then there was as everyone now called it; 'Nipple-Gate."
               The fact that Ms. Americana's super heroine costume which she
               insisted she still wear as President of the United States
               seemed to becoming increasingly smaller. She was popping her
               nipples almost constantly. Even the feminists who tried to
               valiantly rally around her, found her constant areola
               flashing and pussy lip slips and pubic hair peeks to be
               distracting to the noble cause of femdom.

               The ever shrinking costumes wardrobe malfunctions of course
               spiced up all her press conferences to the point that no
               mater how planed a speech she offered the press the resulting
               questions were always about the latest sex scandal or her own
               bodies lavishness jiggling bounty.

               She called a press conference to discuss a new peace treaty
               in the Middle East and everyone wanted to know if it was true
               she had reverse-gang-banged a bunch of boy scouts invited on
               Air Force One?

               The video press conference that Sarah watched play on her
               cell phone now was the notorious one of a couple of days ago
               in which Ms. Americana wanted to repeal the law against
               bestiality for women. "It should be a woman's constitutional
               right to have sex with anyone and anything that has a decent
               sized pecker." She went on to list various animals such as
               bulls and dogs and closed with goats. "The horns make for
               some great leverage!" Which now had Sarah raising an eyebrow.
               Was Brenda sexually active with the Black Goat? Was it a
               physical as well as mental hold over her? 

               Sarah shuddered. She had her own personal experiences with
               various animals and mythical creatures banging her love box
               against her will and she could only shake her head at poor
               Brenda's current state of mind and body.

               More recent press conferences on You-tube showed the former
               super heroine talking about changing marriage laws so the
               female of the partnership could have sex with anyone she
               wanted and that such actions in turn would not constitute a
               legal ground for divorce. 

               Another had her suggesting that all males should have their
               penises measured while erect and that this information should
               be posted on their drivers licence thus making it easier for
               women to not end up having accidental sex.

               Besides the press conferences and talk show spots there were
               innumerable videos posted of President Ms. Americana crotch
               grabbing surprised young men at government parties and in
               various states of sexual conquest of men and women in various
               public places and including nude sun bathing at the
               reflecting pool of the Mall.

               Outrageous rumors of her putting a foldout wall bed in the
               Oval office could no longer be distinguished from possible
               fact or utter fiction. 

               Impeachment was unavoidable and both political parties were
               falling over themselves in their rush to implement it. They
               were only stymied that the because the Presidency was
               elevated in the laws as being a bit above the laws it was
               proving difficult on what to try her on? Technically fucking
               the shit out of all the willing legal age dicks she could get
               her fists on was not a crime. Nor was proposing ideas and
               legislation, no matter how unethical to the prudent ideas of
               moral integrity, for sexual liberties. 

               The fact that her power base of young women who out voted
               males of all ages 3 to 1 also left the congressmen and
               congresswomen a bit uncertain in their quest to, 'oust the
               slut!'

               Meanwhile the constant thicket of rumors that could be easily
               disproved, such as President Ms. Americana renaming Limo One
               to Slut One, kept people believing other rumors or even facts
               might also be false.

               The country was just not quiet willing to abandon their
               heroine no matter how bizarre she acted. Even the Playboy
               centerfold shoot she did in the Rose Garden or the Rolling
               Stone interview where she was photographed at her desk in the
               oval office with a brass plaque on her desk that read, 'The
               Fuck Starts Here' was not enough to turn the silent majority
               of Americans openly against her. They angrily asked their
               politicians when they were going to implement all the
               positive programs she had espoused in her brief campaign.
               They wanted them to stop spouting pointless libel against
               their chosen President and get to work already!

               That said the writing was on the wall. Impeachment was
               grinding into reality and the daily exacerbations of nude or
               topless cell phone selfies she posted almost hourly taken
               with any passerby was certainly not helping.

               The most recent post said that it was rumored that she
               required all males to unzip their pants and pull out their
               cocks before approaching her presence and to keep stroking
               them until she dismissed them. And that she had replaced many
               of her military guard and secret service and staff with males
               who had almost no experience but wielded hefty peckers.

               The men around her had certainly become increasingly young
               and handsome over the past few weeks. Gone were most of her
               feminist cronies and throngs of environmental activists. 

               Her recent talk show appearance, which seemed to be replacing
               the press conferences more and more, consisted of her ideas
               of education reforms but suddenly turned away from her usual
               thoughtful plans into a chin dripping rant about new
               mandatory male uniforms for teachers and students composed
               out of tight see-through recycled plastics?!

               Sarah sighed and slipped her cell phone away into the side
               pocket of her twin holsters.

               "I know this must be difficult for you to do. But removing
               and returning the Black Goat to the Vatican Vaults will
               remove its influence upon your friend as well. This really is
               important as much for her as it is for the safety of the
               entire humane race." Dan glanced from the wolf packs of
               traffic merging and racing along the downtown throughway and
               glanced at Sarah.

               Dan whipped the van across lanes of traffic and took the exit
               at high speed. Horns honked and fingers were raised but when
               drivers saw the nuns in back they dropped their hands and
               heads and returned their chagrined faces back to the road
               before them.

               In less time than it takes to explain it; the mini-van had
               left the Wade Tech freeway exit and pulled up into its non
               employe parking garage.

               "We know that Brenda, that is, Ms. Americana, returned from
               Washington D.C. early this morning for a three day stop over
               at her old haunts here in Delta City. Whereever she goes you
               can bet the Black Goat is not far behind. We know she and the
               goat are in one of those buildings. We just don't know which
               one or where." Dan turned off the van and leaned forward to
               look up out of the front windshield at the complex of
               towering high rises of labs and offices that made up Wade
               Tech. 

               "Hmm, a full city block of high rise buildings all
               interconnected. Boasting some of the highest security tech in
               the world and beefed up with now Presidential security detail
               as well. Even these parking garages are covered in cameras
               and have security guards patrolling them. Hmmmmm," Sarah
               adjusted her round lens sun glasses as she peered around her
               in deep thought.

               "So, what do you think?" Dan eyed her in a mix of expectation
               and worry.

               "To be honest I am usually rummaging around in cobweb riddled
               stone walled catacombs facing ancient death traps and
               searching for hidden passages," Sarah bit her lower pillow
               lip.

               "So are we," Dan nodded still staring at her young face.

               Even the nuns behind her seemed to be chanting in extra quiet
               hushed whispers awaiting her verdict. "Sounds like fun,"
               Sarah smiled and nodded her head. 

               The tension in the van seemed to ease a notch and Dan joined
               her in her smile and nod. 

               "Right. The sisters are keeping us 'obscured'. Don't ask me
               how it works. There-" Dan pointed at a security guard and dog
               team that walked by them in their parking slot without even
               giving them a look. "They see us but don't see us. If that
               makes any sense. Just don't do anything TOO over the top and
               you can just walk by them without them even noting you."

               Sarah frowned and then yanked up her tank top and pressed her
               huge firm tits against the window. The guard didn't even
               blink and just walked past them yawning. "Wow! That IS some
               power those girls wield. I have never had my guns ignored
               before! Usually anything with a badge insists upon frisking
               them!"

               "Speaking of guns. Try these," Dan reached behind him where
               the nuns passed up a pair of holstered .45's. "They are
               specially made by the Vatican weapons smith. Your own guns,
               no matter how impressive their normal stopping power, will
               have no effect upon the Black Goat. These will."

               "These will let me kill it?"

               "It's a god... you can't kill a god. Not even an old
               fertility one."

               "I thought you were an agnostic, Dan?"

               "Well, let's just say I am a healthy pragmatic who has seen
               way too many things to put my belief in or on anything that
               doesn't have my back."

               "Amen."

               "Here's the plan we had when we thought it would be Hexana
               accompany us. First, we use the sisters obscuring powers to
               get us into one of the buildings proper. And then, well that
               was it. We need to find out where Ms. Americana is staying
               because the Black Goat won't be far from her, ever.
               Unfortunately since becoming President all layouts and floor
               plans and blue prints of this entire block have been
               effectively erased from public access. So we don't even have
               a clue where to begin looking."

               "Hmmm, it's becoming increasingly clearer to me why Hexana
               gave me the shoulder tap for this one." Sarah began to change
               out her holsters with the new ones and their sliver and ivory
               strange design. It soon became obvious that the holsters
               would not fit and buckle over her tight shirt so she simply
               tossed the shirt away and strapped them on with the straps
               running tightly between and around her huge breasts. "Looks
               like I am going topless sooner than usual on this dig.
               Anyway, as I was saying. Hexana has never been to Wade Tech
               but I have been both Brenda Wade's and Ms. Americana's guest
               on several occasions when I am in town. Now, we won't find
               Ms. Americana in the residential penthouse suites. Those
               belong to Brenda Wade and her visiting guests. Brenda keeps a
               special privet permanent residence in the basement for Ms.
               Americana. Don't let the term basement fool you. It's rather
               lavish. There is also a secret express elevator between the
               basement lair and the penthouse so Brenda can keep up her
               dual identities secret."

               "So we need to go down not up?"

               "Actually way down. There is a secret entrance/exit to the
               sub basement lair that interconnects to both the subway
               tunnels and sewers and old mine shafts. It lets Ms. Americana
               slip in and out of Wade Tech unobserved and lets her use a
               special secret bullet train that can whisk her out to Wade
               Manor and its secret Ms. Americana base cave and back."

               "Can we get there from here?"

               "It would be easier to drive down to the docks about six
               blocks from there and enter the main storm drain system at
               pump house no. 5. There is almost a direct line of connection
               from there to the hidden entrance to the Ms. Americana Wade
               Tech sub basement."

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               A few hours latter...

               "Okay, looks like Ms. Americana is taking no chances. She has
               posted a few guards in the storm drains near the secret
               entrance." Sarah started to crouch crawl forward as she
               finished speaking.

               "More than likely the Black Goat isn't taking any chances.
               What she knows it knows. But I doubt it would let these
               guards in on a secret entrance. It probably just sent them
               down here via a near by storm drain and told them to set up a
               perimeter against any kind of terrorist planting explosives
               under Wade Tech while the President is here." Dan reached out
               and put a restraining hand on Sarah's naked shoulder as he
               finished speaking and motioned her to stay.

               "What gives? You think I can't handle a few thugs?"

               "Let the sisters handle them," Dan nodded behind him where
               the nuns were quickly tossing off their habits to revel black
               and white and gold sexy bikinis which had slits exposing
               their nipples and crotchless panties along with their black
               nylons and garter belts and high heeled thigh high boots.

               Sarah blinked twice completely taken back by the stripping
               nuns exposing sexy bedroom ware. "Ahhhhhhhh..."

               "Look at their eyes," Dan pointed at the guards shuffling
               along in the storm drain in their glass faced gas masks.
               "Their eyes are glowing red." Suddenly a water rat ran down
               the tunnel and a guard shot out its head on a long rubbery
               spongy stalk and nabbed the rat with its gluey forehead. Then
               it contracted its impossible neck and head back to its body
               and absorbed the rat before returning to its more human
               guise.

               "Not human," Dan rather obviously stated. "Let the sisters
               handle this. It's what five thousand years of training let's
               them do."

               Dan and Sarah watched the sisters finish their strip and
               begin inserting small golden condom looking devices into
               their pussy and anuses.

               "What is that for?"

               "To maintain their virginity. All gods start out as fertility
               gods. They evolve or some do into other things but even the
               most advanced and powerful god still has its roots in
               procreation. They will use the god's lusts that its touch
               will have left in those once men now monsters and fuck the
               offending spirit out of them. They will literally collect the
               evil essence into those special cups along with the sperm.
               The men stripped of the evil influence will collapse and
               either wake up hours latter without a clue of what happened
               or if they are too far gone they will just collapse and never
               rise again. Being already dead."

               Somewhat a gasped Sarah watched as the still chanting three
               sexy busty slim teenage nuns swanked and jiggled up to the
               red eyed guards and soon were being raped by them in every
               position imaginable.

               "Okay, come on. Let's go. Where is that secret entrance?" Dan
               grabbed Sarah by the elbow and dragged her past the monster
               orgy. "Don't worry about them. They are professionals and
               that draining of evil can sometimes last hours. So let's go.
               They will just have to catch up to us latter and let's hope
               we don't run into anything else where we might need their
               help. Not unless you want some of those little golden cups?"

               Sarah shook her head and tried to put the sounds of fevered
               orgasmic prayer and animalistic howls out of her mind as she
               quickly found and activated the secret panel.

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               "President Mommy I think you have been behaving a bit strange
               of late," Flag Girl was trying to hold a conversation with
               Ms. Americana while shooing away a large black goat that kept
               sticking its head under her skirt and licking her pert teen
               ass cheeks. "And what's up with this smelly old goat?! Why do
               we have to keep him in our bed rooms all the time?!"

               "Ah, Vice-President Flag Girl, you know breast envy is not a
               good thing. Sure my tits are way better than yours. But you
               should not dwell on this. You should except your itty bitty
               titty humiliation and come lick mommy's pussy." Ms. Americana
               gave a big toothy wolf smile.

               Flag Girl teared up and started to stomp out of the room but
               Ms. Americana called her back, "That's an order from your
               President, young lady!"

               Shaking with rage and a little fear, Flag Girl got down
               meekly on her knees as Ms. Americana yanked her tiny bottoms
               aside and then grabbed the back of her ward's head and shoved
               her face first into her muff. The goat quickly seized the
               opportunity and mounted the helpless teen girl and despite
               her helpless squirming was soon inside of her and humping
               away madly on the round full teen ass.

               "Okay, that's not normal. Even for them," Sarah whispered
               into Dan's ear. "So what do these guns do?" She held up both
               of the silver and ivory pistols.

               "They fire rounds that can not damage living flesh in anyway
               but stun magical or ghost or evil entities. You got about
               eight rounds in each handgun and then that's it. It takes
               about twenty-five years of fasting and prayer to reload those
               suckers."

               "And what can you do?"

               "What I usually do is take care of all the non-magical thugs
               and problems and then lend some distraction while the girls
               set up their exorcism and confinement blessings. And once
               that's underway I keep the thing off of them with this," he
               held up a metal gauntlet that he now wore over his left hand.
               It was covered in rosary charms and ancient etchings. "Where
               as your guns can only hurt the evil non-physical element of
               the cursed object this bad boy can only hurt the physical
               element of which the spirit has attached its self to but
               without the ability to actually break it."

               "Awesome. Want to trade? So, I got about sixteen rounds of
               hell fire and brimstone that can put the hurt on but not
               really harm non-physical evil and you got a metal boxing
               glove that can put the hurt on but not destroy any physical
               substance the evil has attached and rooted its self in. So
               basically, neither of us can do much of anything to actually
               stop the Black Goat. Only the three singing nuns can. And
               they," both Sarah and Dan looked over their shoulders at
               where the floor hatchway stood still open and empty a few
               yards behind them. "Are still playing doctor with those red
               eyed guards... so we can piss off the powerful evil goat god
               but we can't actually harm it nor imprison it or really stop
               it in anyway."

               "Yep, that's about right. We can only distract and sort of
               inconvenience it." Dan nodded and joined her in looking back
               around the corner of the open metal vault door jamb that lead
               into the next room where Ms. Americana was gloatingly with
               impassioned rapture jetting her cum all over Flag Girl's
               snatch buried face while the Black Goat lolled its tongue and
               popped yet another load into the teen girl's anus all while
               said teen wiggled and squirmed like mad to escape both her
               rapists. 

               "So we are sort of like a Wal-Mart door greater asking to
               look in peoples purses and shopping bags."

               "Must kind of suck to have a goat with such an enormous penis
               filling up your ass with spunk," Dan mused off handily and
               looked pensively over his shoulder at the still missing nuns.
               "We should really do something."

               "Like what?! Take that teen sluts place? No, thank you. Trust
               me she has had larger in her exit only chute. And I sure the
               hell don't want to barge in there with guns blazing blanks. I
               am sure that just outside that closed vault door is another
               group of red eyed guards. If we are to do this we have to
               somehow take that goat without rousing the rest of the
               house."

               "Okay, you got us in here so I will continue to follow your
               lead. But I don't like this hiding and waiting around when
               the relic is right there in front of us and some teen girl is
               getting her internal organs rearranged by a dick the size of
               my calf!"

               Sarah eyed the profile of the man. He was genuinely upset at
               not being able to help the teen girl getting her ass plowed
               right in front of him. When Sarah had lead both of them
               through the secret tunnel just pass the hidden door she had
               stumbled and almost fallen to her death in a new floor trap
               door that had not been there the last time she had used the
               tunnel just six months ago. Dan had saved her by grabbing her
               from behind.
               Of course grabbing a pitching forward young slim girl from
               behind who has a set of beach ball boobs meant that he had
               latched down on her exposed naked tits and clamped her
               against him. Her pert half naked ass against his crotch while
               his straddled legs and slipping feet fought against gravity
               and the awkwardness of their position to lunge them both
               backwards to safety.

               When a man you barely know grabs a hold of your naked tits
               and mauls them; you either slap the shit out of him, or drop
               your panties and invite him to pop a load. The situation had
               called for neither but she did feel a warm tingling in her
               damp panties as she eyed his strong handsome profile and
               after her brief ass to crotch embrace she full well aware
               that the fertility gods had not shorted Dan Straight at all.
               The boy was all stud and packing plenty.

               "Okay, maybe you are right and we can't wait for the 'sound
               of music' girls to come backpacking out of the hills. But we
               have to have more of a plan than knock the big bad black goat
               god off the sweet innocent teen ass and then scramble around
               hoping the nuns show up to save the day!"

               Sweet and innocent?! Humph, Sarah wondered if Dan would be so
               upright and eager to face certain horrible torturous death if
               he knew that in prep-school Lydia Welles had showed up to a
               classmates birthday party sans present. She had baked cookies
               but ate them all on the bus ride to the party. Without
               batting an eye she invited the birthday boy into a closet and
               gave him his first ever eye watering blow job. She not only
               sucked him dry but every boy at the party ended up visiting
               her in that closet several times each!!!!! Including Sarah's
               boy friend, up until then anyway, Chad Everhard. Which as
               Lydia had informed Sarah, he was most certainly not. The two
               girls had patched it up and she was glad when Brenda had
               adopted Lydia, but innocent?! Hardly.

               Lydia Welles/Wade was now eighteen and Sarah Krotch was now
               twenty but Lydia had more sex in more disturbing ways and
               weird places in one week as Flag Girl/Ms. Americana's partner
               than Sarah had in a month of Sundays of tomb raiding.

               Still both girls had lost their parents when they were very
               young and while Sarah had her parents fortune to fall back on
               Lydia had only the somewhat questionable Delta City
               Orphanage. Things had certainly not been easy for the preppie
               smiling blonde after she had been forced to leave the
               prestigious prep-school and enter the Orphanages privet sever
               somber no-nonsense scholastic studies.

               Come to think of it there had been nuns at the orphanage too?

               Sarah looked around her, taking in her surroundings with more
               detail this time.
               The secret passage had lead to simple ladder of rung handles
               sunk into the concrete dead end wall. This led, in turn, up
               to a hatchway. This opened if you knew the proper code to
               bypass the locking mechanism and alarms which thankfully Ms.
               Americana had not changed despite adding in the dead fall
               floor pit trap in the narrow secret passage linking the rooms
               to the storm drains. So Sarah had opened it without any
               trouble. 

               The hatchway opened into a small room with another hatchway
               more like a large submarine door way set in a concrete wall
               that lead into an even larger room with another sort of vault
               submarine door hatch. 

               The only alarm was set on the hatchway connecting out into
               the secret passageway and upon another floor hatch in the
               larger second room.

               These rooms were full of costumes and makeup tables so Ms.
               Americana could exit into the storm drains in various
               disguises. 

               Across from the open chamber door where they were peeping on
               Ms. Americana and the Black Goat still savagely double
               teaming Flag Girl. Next to the sealed vault door that lead
               into the more lavish and opulent chambers of the lair; stood
               a second closed and alarmed door that lead down to the secret
               privet bullet train that connected the Wade Towers Ms.
               Americana rooms to the underground Wade Mansion Ms. Americana
               cave. There was a very well known privet bullet train above
               ground that connected Wade Towers to the above ground Wade
               Mansion that could only be reached by passing the security in
               the lobby.

               It made sense that Ms. Americana and the Black Goat would be
               holed up in the only sealed rooms with no security cameras in
               the entire Wade structure.

               It made sense that they had left their guards in the outer
               rooms. With that main door sealed up no one could hear them
               in these two rooms. If they could just keep Ms. Americana
               away from sounding the wall alarm or opening that vault
               door...

               Sarah began to search through the hundreds of outfits on the
               wall racks. There was a bathroom with tub and shower and even
               a medical bay in the larger room. Obviously this was
               considered a stop over point; a transition point between
               identities or a place to recuperate before moving on in the
               fight against crime. A safe house. A panic room. For a super
               heroine. The outer rooms were the window dressing of a
               working but seldom used base full of computers and gadgets. 

               Dan watched confused but silently as Sarah pawed through the
               endless racks of costumes for walking the streets or slipping
               in to places unnoticed. There were uniforms for any
               occupation you could think of from every hotel maid in Delta
               City to a five star general costume but it wasn't until she
               looked through the so called innocent Flag Girl section of
               outfits that she found the crotchless panties and open nipple
               bra and thigh high hose and garter belt. 

               Sarah quickly tossed the double harness that had so tightly
               crossed her chest and squeezed her boobs into play-dough
               naked torpedoes and put on the bra and panties (Dan made some
               vague sweaty forehead effort to sort of turn away as her
               coochie came out and into view but he was still peaking none
               the less out of the corner of his bulging eyes.) On went the
               garter belt and hose and some thigh high stiletto heeled
               boots. Then she removed the nun habit from Ms. Americana's
               collection. She put on the head piece and pulled up the robe
               and threw it over her shoulders exposing her sexy underwear
               and then used the nun's habit robe belt to tie it back behind
               her so it would not fall back over her nearly naked body.

               Dan understood when the nun habit came out of its plastic
               sheath and off the padded hanger. He nodded. "It has been
               many years since the Black Goat faced the Sisterhood of
               Vestal Virgins, almost a century in fact, but once a powerful
               evil force is defeated by a force of good it never forgets or
               forgives."

               "Good. That is what I am hoping for. If we rush in there with
               all hell a blazing maybe that Black Goat thing will mistake
               me for one of the REAL virgins. Though I have to admit that
               was, eckhem, a few years, er, weeks back there. Well, I
               slipped and fell on a shovel handle actually, eckhem."

               Dan smirked, "okay, let's hope the play acting works and it
               freaks out. With both of us hitting it, it might just stun it
               enough to not break out any of its heavy hitting spells. In
               fact, it will probably try and escape if it can."

               "I will pop a few rounds into Ms. Americana. That should
               weaken the things hold on her and also let you get her power
               belt off of her. She has been wearing that thing for months
               non-stop and she must be almost insane with horny-ness from
               that! So, Dan, I need you to drop the pants."

               "What?!"

               "And I need you to pop wood."

               "You can't seriously expect me to fight with my dingus
               whipping about?!"

               "Dan, look at me. I am a slut in training on her wedding
               night. I am wearing a frilled bra with nipple slits with my
               hard nips poking out for all the world to see and geesh! Look
               at the clam juice dripping out of these crotchless panties!
               My freaking clit looks like a red nosed reindeer snout! My
               lips look like a three dimensional map of the grand canyon in
               flood and I got a piece of dental floss covering up my bung
               hole and you can't fight with some wood?"

               "Okay, okay. Sorry."

               "So, er, you going to need a hand, or well some help with
               that? Need me to do some jumping jacks or jack your, um. You
               know, help getting it... WOW! Your last name should have been
               Everhard!"

               "Thanks. But I really think that girl in there can't handle
               much more of that sexual abuse."

               "Ah, yeah, right. The fact that she is orgasming like a
               banshee and screaming for them to hit her pussy harder faster
               deeper! is certainly the accepted cry for, 'oh god. Please,
               someone save me.' But yeah you're right about not wasting
               anymore time. Sooner or later some official upstairs is going
               to want to speak to the President and we are done for if she
               leaves these rooms before we break that goats hold on her."

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               The attack could have gone initially better. Dan Straight ran
               into the room swinging both his weapons and promptly racked
               himself upon the butting head of the Black Goat, who indeed
               seeing Sarah in her nun outfit, reared up bleating in very
               vivid fear and then hatred as it recovered from its brief
               shock and racked Dan again with another vicious head butt.

               Dan was anything but 'straight' after such a one sided cock
               fight and the Black Goats confusion and fear and then rage
               simultaneously rippled through Ms. Americana.

               The Black Goat certainly did not want to go anywhere directly
               near the nun who was firing both her guns into the goat and
               Ms. Americana in equal measure. And as such Ms. Americana did
               not want to go anywhere near the naked nun as well as her
               mind was linked to the goat's.

               Since Dan was lying face first on the floor grabbing his
               throbbing now bent shaft; it fell to Sarah to grapple off Ms.
               Americana's belt. Which considering both her and the goat
               were frustratingly dancing back away from her was proving
               very difficult.

               At least she still had the surprise and the goats fear on her
               side.
               That is, until Flag Girl looked up from her now solo doggy
               style position and through a cum glazed face peered open one
               eye and said in a rather distant confused but unfortunately
               clear voice, "Sarah Krotch? What are you doing here?"

               In an instant, Ms. Americana recognized the disguised relic
               raider and thus in an instant so did the shared mind of the
               Black Goat. Both of them leapt forward at her despite the
               rapid discharge of her pistols into the bulk of their bodies.

               Sarah Krotch had no Aphrodite Super powers and Ms. Americana
               and thus the Black Goat knew this. They came at her with a
               sort of lusting gusto. 

               It was at this moment of utter failure that Sarah suddenly
               remembered that Ms. Americana's power belt shielded her from
               all fast projectiles; such as bullets and basketball player
               ejaculations.

               All the rounds she had shot at the President had been wasted.
               The Black Goat certainly did not look like he had been
               effected by the blessed bullets but she couldn't be too
               certain she had hit him more than twice as Dan had been
               initially in the way and then it had leapt behind a freshly
               knocked over table as she had continued to shoot after it.

               Funny how she and Dan had somehow gotten in the wrong place
               from the very start. He was supposed to bull rush Ms.
               Americana but Sarah had been in the way and he had been
               forced to try and go around the goat.

               Well, Dan would certainly not be impressing Ms. Americana or
               any woman anytime soon with his battered baby baster. In fact
               from what little she could see of it through his clenched
               hands out of the corner of her eye she seriously doubted Dan
               would be keeping that tallywacker at all. He might be
               squatting to pee in the ladies rest room by Christmas.

               The Black Goat had left off moving toward her and was now
               landing some serious kicks to Dan's groin. No matter how Dan
               tried to move away or cover himself the goat seemed to have
               an unnatural ability to land a direct kick on his ever
               lessening once magnificent manhood.

               In an off hand quick thought Sarah breathed a mental sigh of
               relief that she had repressed the impulse to give Dan her
               cell number. He may still be cute in face and body, if they
               both survived this, but a hunk without hardware was just
               someone to deliver your drinks to your table and fetch your
               coat when you left with some other packing stud.

               With little else to do in her backtreading into the smaller
               room before Ms. Americana's gleeful stalking slow but steady
               approach.
               Sarah fired off all her remaining rounds into the Black Goat.
               These she knew landed and she had the thrill of seeing the
               beast roll its eyes in pain and suffering and confusion. It
               left off kicking Dan and half blind in pain head butted Ms.
               Americana in the ass and then bit her hard on the ass.

               Mind control or not.  No one bites the Queen of Justices ass
               and gets away with it! The yelping super heroine spun around
               and slapped and kicked the Black Goat silly. Her power belt
               making her more than a match for a smack down of the bony
               creature who whelped and bleated in further confusion and
               pain.

               Sarah dropped the empty guns and raced forward and yanked off
               the power belt from Ms. Americana, and then with a slightly
               recovered Flag Girl, they knocked her out flat on her ass
               with two powerful synchronized punches.

               That left the Black Goat with an angry, cum still dripping
               out of her red and swollen ass hole, no make that furious,
               Flag Girl who began landing her own booted smack down kicks
               along side the Black Goats rib cage as she latched on to both
               horns of the beast so it could not escape her teen ass raped
               vengeance! 

               "This is for all you pervs who can't get it in the right
               hole!" She screamed bloody murder and kept up the pounding
               well after the three chanting nuns showed up.

               The nuns were cum covered and several full golden condoms
               hung off their garter belts. In short order they proceeded to
               bind the Black Goat in their hymns and soon the brutish
               creature had been turned into a small black stone statue.

               A head rubbing Ms. Americana recognized the small black goat
               statue as having been an item she had half paid attention to
               that she had bought at a charity auction. She had not really
               wanted the thing and in fact had her heart set on a Tiffany
               lamp. But something about the crude statue had caught her
               fancy at the last possible moment and she had bought it as a
               knickknack for the Ms. Americana cave to place in her several
               full trophy cases. The item had been donated by an unknown
               source.

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               The nuns took the Black Goat statue and a hobbling and
               semiconscious Dan Straight and disappeared into a taxi cab
               headed toward Delta City International Airport. Despite Dan's
               muttered insistence that he could really use a hospital and a
               doctor right about now.
               Most of his once grand penis was in a Styrofoam cup filled
               with ice and no one was listening much to the guy and in fact
               less than a block away the cup came flinging out of the cab
               window as the nun's hand that had thrown it paused and gave
               them a last quick wave. 

               Ms. Americana promptly stepped down from her Presidency and a
               reluctant Flag Girl dejectedly followed suit a few world wide
               tense nail bitting hours latter. It was promptly put out that
               the Russian Embassador who had visited Ms. Americana on her
               first days in the White House (no longer referred to by the
               press as the Whore House) had drugged her with a mind
               altering chemical that was responsible for all the outlandish
               behavior. She was perfectly fine now but had decided she
               could best serve the American people by fighting crime on the
               streets rather than trying to fight crime in the courthouses.

               Everyone promptly accepted this chemical drugged explanation
               because it was exactly what they wanted to hear and all was
               forgiven and forgot.

               Ms. Americana returned to being the full time Delta City's
               peoples champion and the 'Queen of Justice' bumper stickers
               could be found on all cars including Limo One where the new
               President, former speaker of the house, slapped it on there
               with pride.

               The new President surely looked the part and played it to the
               hilt and the nations of the world were very relaxed and glad
               again. Odd name though. Mister Fear. Everyone kept saying
               they vaguely recalled such a name but could not place where
               or when they had heard it.

               But what did it matter?

               It took Sarah Krotch almost a full week before she realized
               she had not been paid by the Vatican who in turn promptly
               sent her a slip of paper called an 'indulgence.' It would
               lessen the time she spent in Hell for all her sins she had
               committed prior to the indulgence being issued. They also
               sent her a T-shirt with a smiling Pope on it and a baseball
               cap that said, 'I am one with God.'

               It took the rather young looking dyed gray hair President,
               Mister Fear, almost a full week to get back his black goat
               statue which he had donated to the Delta City Feminist
               Charity Drive some months back. Where upon he promptly
               donated it back to the next Delta City Feminist Charity Drive
               as he so loved playing with super heroines. They were just so
               much fun. 

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