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               SNOWBALLS AND WEDDING CAKES

               "Not leaving so soon? Are we, boys?" The voice was silky and
               smooth as it poured like its owner's shadow over the face of
               the terrorized man.

               A loud meaty thump and the man staggered backwards,
               pirouetted, and fell flat on his face. Four more thumps and
               four more men were sent reeling into an unconscious dog pile
               upon him.

               "Well, well, well." Brenda Wade stepped out through the
               broken sliding glass door of her penthouse suite with her
               arms folded under her huge quivering breasts and came to a
               stop upon the glittering carpet of snow and glass shards that
               now covered her privet rooftop garden terrace. "If it isn't
               the women from the League of Unnecessarily Sexy Heroines
               paying an unexpected social call... and me without a tin of
               beans or a can opener."

               The super heroines from L.U.S.H. stepped out of the shadows
               and into the ring of light that fell from one snow covered
               ornate lamp post of the rooftop gardens. In the center of
               that pool of light the five men lay in a pile moaning.

               Brenda Wade, dressed only in a baby doll nightie, cast a cold
               dispassionate look over the four super heroines as they
               emerged further into the light and called them by name as
               they did so:

               "FREEBOOTER."

               Freebooter stood six four with a slender long limb frame. She
               wore thigh high boots with the cuffs turned down. A pair of
               hot pants that were several sizes too small and too tight. A
               pair of gauntlet gloves. An open midriff blouse tied across
               her massive mammaries instead of buttoned. A black fancy
               frilled eye mask in the French 18th century tradition and a
               large tricorn hat. She wore a stun saber on her round full
               left hip. A brace of sonic pistols tucked into her massive
               cleavage. Slung over her chest cannons she wore crisscrossed
               cartridge belts. These belts held the sonic capsules for her
               single shot pistols. The belts recharged the ammo over time.
               She also carried several thin dirks in the cartridge belt as
               well. These she mostly used for lock picking but could be
               thrown with unerring effect when needed.

               Beyond normal awakened Aphrodite gene traits; Freebooters
               super powers could be summoned up by the singular term;
               'kickass.'

               "Angle Cakes."

               Angle Cakes stood five foot four and had long white hair that
               fell down to her knees. She had large gray eyes and skin so
               pale she looked like she was made out of confection powdered
               sugar. She wore an odd costume of blinding white light that
               seemed to hover over her nipples and crotch that intensified
               in brilliance the more you tried to look at those areas. A
               sliver band on her forehead acted in the same manner so one
               could not look at her face too closely. As such she wore no
               mask of any kind and those trying to remember her appearance
               were unable to do so. 

               She had two pairs of feathered wings; a large pair growing
               out of the back of her shoulder area and a smaller pair
               growing out of the small of her back. Her wings were mental
               projections and not physical mutations. 

               Her special powers consisted of the ability to fly. The
               ability to temporarily blind anyone; though she could only
               blind one person at a time to any serious effect as mass
               blindness wore off almost instantly. And the ability to bind
               a person with a band of light; again the power of this was
               limited to her own physical strength reserve as it was a
               direct extension of it.

               Otherwise she had the standard Aphrodite active gene super
               traits; increased healing, increased resistance to damage,
               increased health and strength and agility. Those all being
               measured against what a normal young woman would possess. 

               Thus, her increased strength would be more than a teenage
               girl her age, but less than an exceptionally strong man.

               "SNOW FLAKE."

               Snow Flake wasn't officially a sperate member of the League
               of Unnecessarily Sexy Heroines. She was in fact a pixie or
               impish fairy about a foot tall who would of her own free will
               appear randomly in the service of Angle Cakes. She was moody
               and unreliable and about as likely to cause trouble as help
               anyone out of it. She had no costume. Just a tiny naked woman
               with insect wings.

               Her super powers were unknown. She could fly and turn
               invisible and use magic. Though her spells seemed to have a
               strange perverse way of back firing.

               "Cherry Nova."

               Cherry Nova wore a too short pleated skirt and a too tight
               halter top. Both top and skirt were riddled with heart shape
               cut outs. She wore thigh high stripped stockings and shiny
               glitter covered steel toe buckle shoes. She wore fringed
               finger-less wrist gloves and a glitter covered eye mask.
               She wore her multi-colored hair in twin tails and wielded a
               one of a kind expand-o jump rope and exploding panda bears
               which she kept in her bookbag backpack. 

               She seldom wore underwear and her sexual aggressiveness and
               slightly unhinged mental state scared the shit out of all
               males.

               Other than an Olympic level of acrobatic skills and a
               contortionist double jointed body; Cherry Nova possess only
               basic awakened Aphrodite gene traits. And a serious dementia
               for kicking men in the balls!

               "NIGHT SHADOW."

               Night Shadow had been the one who had purred, "Not leaving so
               soon? Are we, boys?" She was the leader of the Legion of
               Unnecessarily Sexy Heroines, though Freebooter would argue
               that point far into the night. 

               She wore skin tight nearly see-through yoga pants or
               leggings. And an equally skin tight and sheer sleeved top. A
               belt and opera gloves hid the seams and hems. She wore a pull
               over cowl with an opening in the back to let her hair cascade
               through.

               The entire ensemble looked as if her naked body had been
               spray painted in a glossy smoky lacquer; but the special
               material changed color and mirrored patterns to let her blend
               in with her background. 

               This and her uncanny ability to throw her voice proved very
               useful in confusing and even creating terror in her
               adversaries. 

               She had a genius level intellect and the only drivers license
               and apartment in the group. Other than rather unimpressive
               stats in her awakened Aphrodite gene pool; she was just
               squeaking over the super heroine bar, despite her leadership
               status.

               There were two other members on the L.U.S.H. full time roster
               not present; Stellar Star and Marvelous Mandy. And there were
               the usual on call backup bench warmers. The most prominent of
               these being Kandee Kandar, the master illusionist and Vegas
               Headliner who specialized in bondage escapes and very adult
               stage illusions. (Her most acclaimed and applauded gimmick;
               making her own stage costume disappear into thin air off her
               body piece by piece as she performed other tricks.)

               "It's not like I don't appreciate the hand in bringing down
               these thugs who were trying to make off with my... goodies."
               Brenda Wade spoke in little white clouds in the winter nights
               subzero chill.
               "But we HAVE our own super heroines here in Delta City and
               really don't need or want some rogue group from another city
               dropping by... uninvited."

               Freebooter began to growl.

               "We mean you no harm, Brenda Wade." The voice was Night
               Shadow's and despite herself Brenda shot a glance over her
               shoulder; the voice seeming to issue so loud and clear just
               behind her right ear.

               Brenda straightened back up and glared at the Legion of
               Unnecessarily Sexy Heroines all standing in a semi-circle in
               front of her as Night Shadow's voice continued to speak so
               unnerving all around her head seeming to come from any and
               every direction except from the black clad practically naked
               woman standing only a few yards in front of her.

               "We have no intentions on stepping on any Delta City toes.
               But we have followed the master mind criminal Diamond Dick
               Dicker to your city. These common street thugs were meant
               only as a diversion while the real thieves struck another
               penthouse across the street. Having thwarted their attempt we
               rushed over here to apprehend these as well."

               "By tossing them through my patio door?" Brenda snarled.

               "Ah, yes. Freebooter can get a bit rambunctious at times."
               Night Shadow cleared her throat. 

               "Snow Flake says the police have arrived and the apartment
               security have the elevators working again," Angel Cakes spoke
               in her soft wind chime sonorous voice.

               "Arrr, then tis cannon balls an cutlass or else haul booty.
               Cherry Nova! Leave off kicking those scurvy dogs in the
               crotch!" Freebooter turned and with Night Shadow giving a
               small two finger salute they all leapt off the edge of the
               penthouse terrace and dropped out of sight.

               Brenda tisked into the bitter cold air and then headed back
               into her multi-floor suite. 

               It wasn't as if the League of Unnecessarily Sexy Heroines
               were any serious threat to the success status of any of the
               Delta City super heroines; they were too lame to make anyone
               in the loose gathering of the Delta City Danger Babe Super
               Heroine Network look bad. Well, maybe Azure Angel, but she
               was just pathetic.

               But there was a problem with their presence in the public eye
               that had nothing to do with crime fighting. And that was
               apparent even in their name, 'Unnecessarily Sexy'. These hot
               tramps just dressed and acted like SLUTS!

               Of course, most super heroines weren't above flashing a
               little cleavage and a bit of booty as it worked so well in 
               distracting the insipid male criminal. But L.U.S.H barely
               dressed at all! They practically went around naked. And they
               seemed to end up completely naked before the first punch was
               thrown, and on their backs and knees in their armpits and
               ankles behind their ears only a few seconds after that!

               The threat of their presence in Delta City was not that they
               might make the local super heroines look bad by putting a lot
               of criminals away; but rather how much more flak and grief
               they would bring by collateral cleavage on to the regular
               hometown girls through the already torqued housewives by the
               groups sheer lustful over the top nymphomania antics?!

               They had to be stopped!

               And put back on the next bus leaving town as soon as
               possible.

               Brenda angrily waved her way past the mix of out of breath
               police and para-military apartment security who had just
               poured out of the elevators and broken through the wielded
               steel fire stair doors. 

               She had no time for this as she slammed her bedroom door
               behind her and headed toward her secret jet powered elevator. 

               There was no way in Hell she was going to have to sit through
               yet another PTA meeting with the subject being 'Super
               Heroines: Underwear Vigilantes or Just Dumb Sluts!'

               *************************************************************

               "Hmmm, I can certainly understand your concern?" Omega Woman
               rubbed her chin in thought.

               Omega Woman, Ms. Americana, Got Gal, and Lady Midnight all
               stood facing each other in a loose circle pondering the
               situation Ms. Americana had just put before them. 

               They were in the top secret Ms. Americana Base, the location
               of which apparently almost every super heroine in Delta City
               knew as well as her sidekick and psychiatrist and
               hairdresser. As they were always calling up to rearrange
               appointments or stopping by on holidays to leave discount
               brochures. 

               The topic of discussion was the Legion of Unnecessarily Sexy
               Heroines stopping crime on their front doorstep.

               Ms. Americana was worked up and furious but the others were
               somewhat reluctant or unable to see the reason for such an
               excitable 'dire' threat as she kept insisting existed.

               "I do remember the rumors the last time they were in town;
               something about them having sex with an entire teenage boy
               scout troop? No complaints were filed though?" Lady Midnight
               mumbled.

               "No! It was a jamboree! Over four hundred scouts!" Ms.
               Americana fumed. 

               "More like a jug-oree considering the oversized knockers on
               those girls," Got Gal snickered. "Where do they find bras at
               that size? I have trouble just finding holsters for my GG
               cups?"

               "Well, they don't bother with bras! That's part of the
               problem!" Ms. Americana humphed.

               "If you think about it. It would be more like a jug-orgy,"
               Lady Midnight pondered out loud. "Four hundred? That's
               actually impressive. In a frightening sort of way."

               "Yes! Frightening indeed! Four hundred teenage boys having
               sex with overtly sexy super powered women! The horror of it
               all!" Ms. Americana waved her arms over her head in a frantic
               appeal of understanding.

               "But there were no complaints," Got Gal meekly added.

               "Well, the Legion of Unnecessarily Sexy Heroines ARE quiet
               talented to be sure," Omega Woman added with a firm nod of
               her head.

               "Their stamina alone must be amazing," Lady Midnight
               whistled. "You know teenage boys are always coming back for
               seconds, thirds, even fourths. The family holidays are such a
               murder on your grocery bill."

               Ms. Americana slapped her forehead. "UGH! You're missing the
               point!" 

               "Wait, I thought their overt sexuality and promiscuity with
               the public WAS the point?" Omega Woman dropped her hand to
               her hip and frowned.

               "YES! YES! YES!" Ms. Americana paced rapidly back and forth.
               "And if we don't do something about the Legion of
               Unnecessarily Sexy Heroines, WE are going to be dealing with
               the fallout of all that negative PR! WE are the ones left
               facing a city full of pissed off women AND hornier than even
               usual men! Think of the scowls! The snide asides! The butt
               pinching!"

               "But what?! And how?!" Omega Woman crossed her arms under her
               huge breasts. "They came to our city on legitimate business.
               Chasing after this criminal master mind. What was his name?
               Dick Diamond Dicky? What do we even know about him?"

               "Wait? I thought it was Diamond Dick Dicker," Lady Midnight
               joined Omega Woman in crossing her arms under her own huge
               tits and thus brought the cleavage and nipple popping content
               in the room to a highly dangerous degree of the pecker
               tenting threshold.

               "I'm not sure about the suggestion here that we drive a group
               of innocent people out of our city. Even if the President of
               the United States is doing that nation wide on a daily racial
               profiling biases." Got Gal crossed her arms under her jugs
               and outside of the secret base wolves began to howl.

               "What?! Innocent?! They are sluts! Whores! Bed-hoppers!
               Bawds! Call girls! Street walkers! Harlots! Hookers!
               Proustites! Strumpets! Tarts! Tramps! And they are out there
               right now! Sullying our good name! Tarnishing our reputation!
               Dragging our hard won public honor and respect through the
               mud." Ms. Americana placed a fist over her heart, or at least
               buried her right fist into her huge left breast causing her
               nipple to pop out. "We MUST protect our public purity!"

               The Ms. Americana secret base was cluttered with every
               electronic super heroine crime fighting gadgets known and
               unknown to man. It also housed hundreds if not thousands of
               collected trophy's taken by Ms. Americana as mementos of her
               crime fighting career. As it was Ms. Americana ended her loud
               ranting impassioned speech standing in front of an enormous
               glass display case holding thousands of giant dildos and
               vibrators culled from her various criminal cases. 

               Omega Woman, Lady Midnight, and Got Gal exchanged nervous
               glances with each other as Ms. Americana stood heroically
               poised before the giant wall display of massive dildos and
               vibrators all with their own small brass plaque telling when,
               where, and who by, they had been used upon the Queen of
               Justice.

               It was Flag Girl who broke the silence. She raised up her
               reading glasses and looked up from the key board where she
               had been entering in the minutes of the meeting and said,
               "how do you spell Proustites? Is it like Marcel Proust but
               with tits on the end? Or is it more like Pros with titties on
               the end?"

               *************************************************************

               "I'm not sure about this," Ms. Americana sneered. "Compromise
               plans seldom work as well as when everyone just does what I
               tell them."

               "You're plan," Omega Woman shot Ms. Americana a cold stare,
               "of jumping the League of Unnecessarily Sexy Heroines and
               yanking burlap sacks over their heads and putting them into
               the trunk of the Americana Mobile and dumping them over the
               Mexican boarder was wrong on so many ethical and tactical
               levels that I can't even begin to explain."

               "Humph. Well, if I had been able to surgically remove the Ms.
               Americana Jet from the anus of that giant ape that had
               climbed to the top of Wade Tower last week. I could have
               flown them to the deserts of Iran and dumped them buck ass
               naked there." Ms. Americana muttered.

               "Seriously, you need to take a vacation. A cruise ship. Leave
               the costume at home and get laid without the chloroform and
               handcuffs for a change." Omega Woman put a gloved hand on Ms.
               Americana's shoulder.

               "Crime doesn't take vacations. And neither do I." Ms.
               Americana shot bolt up right from her crouched position
               beside Omega Woman's crouched position behind several parked
               cars and struck a super heroine pose. "Whereever injustice
               rears it's ugly tentacles; I will be there ready to rear them
               back down. Whereever crime needs a thwarting; I will be on
               hand ready to use my thwart, with wild abandon. And yes, no
               matter how much chloroform and how much bondage I must endure
               I will endure it and demand more. So bring on your angry rape
               penises and forced climax sexual situations, Oh naughty
               abhorrent Crime! I will not back down and I will not be
               absent nor delayed from any and every mind melting milking
               machine dildo rape or even lowly casual subway grope! For I
               am Ms. Americana! Queen of Justice! THE defender of Delta
               City! So bring it on! I am insatiable!"

               Omega Woman looked up at her and shook her head and sighed.
               "So much for the stealthy approach then," she stood up along
               side the still glowing and beaming Ms. Americana. Who had
               attracted the attention of every armed guard patrolling the
               Delta City Precious Gem Depository across the street from
               them. 

               The plan had been that the super heroines would take down
               Diamond Dick Dicker and his gang and thus remove the reason
               the League of Unnecessarily Sexy Heroines had for being in
               Delta City and thus causing them to leave without resorting
               to domestic kidnapping and international incidents.

               On his first night in Delta City Diamond Dick Dicker had been
               stopped by the League of Unnecessarily Sexy Heroines in his
               attempt to steal the largest privately owned collection of
               diamond's in the city. His plan to use some quick hired local
               thugs to act as a diversionary second heist had failed. But
               he himself and his gang had managed to get away if without
               the desired gems.

               It had been Flag Girl who had suggested that it would make
               sense that he would go after the largest collection of gems
               not privately owned next.

               In researching the various jewelry stores and exhibits the
               super heroines had stumbled across the Gem Depository. A very
               highly guarded government customs building where large
               quantities of gems being brought into the country were stored
               as local buyers awaited paperwork and legal clearance before
               picking up their wares.

               It was a long shot. But if Diamond Dick Dicker was in a
               hurry, as his bungled apartment burglary suggested, and
               needed diamonds in large quantities as again was suggested,
               then the gem depository was a prime target.

               But not the only target.

               Lady Midnight and Got Gal were scouring the city for any sign
               of the League of Unnecessarily Sexy Heroines in hopes of
               their leading them to Diamond Dick Decker or gaining
               information about him from them as even now they weren't even
               sure about his name?!

               The group decided Ms. Americana should not be in the search
               for the group or left alone on a stakeout when it was found
               she had hidden several small canisters of chloroform gas upon
               her person as well as four airline tickets to Bangkok. 

               So, Ms. Americana and Omega Woman were to stakeout the Gem
               Depository together and wait to see if Diamond Dick Dicker or
               his gang did indeed show up there.

               Flag Girl was set up with laptop ten stories up in the
               skeletal frame work of a construction site skyscraper. Acting
               as communication hub for the super heroines as well as being 
               patched into the street police cameras that sat at every
               street corner of the mighty city.

               She was filtering through the thousands of camera's as well
               as monitoring the police radio bands. So far she had
               witnessed dozens of crimes and thus dozens of the other super
               heroines of Delta City getting topped and raped by street
               gangs and mutants. But no sign of L.U.S.H. or Diamond Dick
               Dicker's gang.

               Now, as it began to snow and the distant downtown tower clock
               tolled three a.m., Omega Woman and Ms. Americana stood in the
               street before the Gem Depository with their cover blown and
               several heavily armed guards anxiously and nervously staring
               at them.

               Ms. Americana glanced over at the guards who seemed to be
               unsure if they should cross the street and question the two
               suddenly appearing super heroines. 

               Ms. Americana sneered at them and then purred, "I suppose you
               want me to put my hands up?" She put her hands behind the
               back of her head and began to sway her huge breasts back and
               forth at the men. "Like this?" Then she dropped her hands
               down to her narrow waist looked over at the bug eyed staring
               guards now frozen in place and in a dead pan voice said to
               them, "what's the matter, boys? Need a tissue?"

               "Alright," Omega Woman grabbed Ms. Americana by the arm and
               flew them both up into the snowy air. "Flag Girl, can you
               read me? We are abandoning our surveillance of the Gem
               Depository and are heading your way."

               "Rodger Dodger that!" Flag Girl chirped over the ear buds.

               "Anything, to report?" Omega Woman blasted through the air
               holding Ms. Americana by the wrist.

               "Naw, not really." Flag Girl responded. "Jungle Babe and Bush
               Girl are getting savagely fucked by a giant orangutan wearing
               a Santa hat and fake white beard. 

               Shield is getting her pussy worked over by some large metal
               robots. 

               The Green Specters are stripped naked and cum covered and
               tied to the downtown Christmas tree. 

               Wolf Woman and Cub are having a train pulled on them by the
               Diablo street gang. 

               The Alpha's are naked and running through the streets being
               chased by yetis. 

               Hexanna is being tag team raped by The Missing Link and The
               Abomination. 

               Sarah Krotch is jiz covered and naked and in a shoot out with
               a band of ATM robbers. 

               Amazing Babe is ass up as always and getting anal probed by
               some gray alien looking guys. Probably midgets in disguise. 

               Champion Girl is getting her snatch snatchered by some lame
               purse snatcher guy. She has SUN based powers why does she
               keep insisting on coming out at night! All she ever does is
               manage to get raped by the lamest lame-os! 

               Ugh! Some meter maid just booted my moped! Bitch. 

               Hmmm, Danger Babe is tied up in the bell clock tower getting
               vampire humped... looks like some werewolves too. Good thing
               she like's it doggy style. 

               OH, and Azure Angel is home alone watching, It's Wonderful
               Life, with a bowl of popcorn and crying her eyes out. 

               But yeah, looks like all the A-list super villains are
               staying home tonight."

               "No sign of Diamond Dick Dicker or his gang then?" Omega
               Woman was squinting against the snow flurries as she flew
               through the night sky with Ms. Americana in tow.

               "Nope. No sign of the Luggage of Unnecessarily Sappy Heifers
               either. In fact, it looks like Got Gal and Lady Midnight are
               taking a break at the twenty-four seven Dairy Queen. OH! Got
               Gal is having the Ms. Americana Sundae Split! Two huge scoops
               of vanilla ice cream topped with whip cream and cherries with
               a banana covered in marshmallow sauce set between them! And
               you get a paste board tiara too! Yum! HEY! When's my snack
               break?!"

               Omega Woman sighed. Below her Ms. Americana shouted out, "My
               cleavage is filling up with snow! If we don't land soon my
               nips are going to freeze off!" Omega Woman sighed again.

               *************************************************************

               Omega Woman dropped off Ms. Americana on the street in front
               of the construction site where Flag Girl was perched ten
               stories above with her laptop and small satellite dish.

               She then hurried off; flashing through the gathering winter
               storm, to the all night Dairy Queen, where apparently Got Gal
               and Lady Midnight had turned off their communication devices,
               while gorging themselves on frozen confections.

               Omega Woman soon turned off her own communication link to cut
               off Flag Girl's whining endless list of what she wanted Omega
               Woman to bring her back from the Dairy Queen.

               On the street, now ankle deep in fresh snow, the Queen of
               Justice tried to scoop out the snow out of her cleavage. This
               soon proved impossible and she sighed and tapped her bra
               lightly at the clasp in the center of her back and the over
               strained garment sprang off her body where the wind instantly
               grabbed it and soared it away from her into the snowy night
               sky.

               "Oh poop." The Queen of Justice watched her top fly away and
               vanish.

               She shrugged and gave her huge tits a good rubbing to get the
               remaining snow off of them and to warm them up a bit from the
               night's growing cold.

               The last time she had topped herself in public had been four
               days ago when she had needed to use her bra as a blindfold in
               order to lead a street informant of hers back to her secret
               base. Unfortunately she had lost her bra then too when the
               man was gunned down in a drive-by and he had pitched head/bra
               first into the Delta City Bay.

               "I may need to start wearing pasties stars on my nipples
               under my top?" Ms. Americana muttered to herself as she
               looked around her. The street was deserted. It was three
               thirty in the morning with a snow storm sliding in upon the
               city. The schools were already closed for the holidays and
               the dark quiet windows of the apartment buildings showed no
               sign of anyone stirring.

               "Nights like this, one could walk the city streets damn near
               naked," she knew because she often had! "First order of
               business. Get my hands on Flag Girl's laptop and see where
               those out of town sluts are so I can kick their butts out of
               MY city!" Ms. Americana hand bra-ed it for a few yards but
               gave up as their seemed no real point. The hand bra-ing had
               reminded her why she 'didn't' wear pasties over her nipples
               despite being topped so much, and that was because they made
               her thigh rubbingly horny! 

               It was one thing to shoe horn her nipples into her bra top
               but just about anything else against her sensitive nipples
               set her little sex motor into knee shaking high revs!

               "Besides it's not MY nakedness that is the threat here it's
               those L.U.S.H. sluts! I need to get them out of MY city
               before they cause trouble." Ms. Americana slipped through the
               fencing surrounding the construction site and found the
               construction elevator and pulled the handle to make it
               ascend.

               As the elevator car slowly carried her up the iron works of
               the skeletal building her mind raced with images of all the
               kinky slutty things those so-called super heroines could be
               doing in and to her city! 

               These images plus her exposed breasts in a public, abet
               deserted place, had her little sex motor sparking and
               wheezing and stripping gears. So that when the open faced
               elevator car stopped suddenly she caught herself rubbing
               herself to keep warm in some rather inappropriate areas and
               ways.

               Ms. Americana leaned out the elevator car and saw she was but
               one level below where Flag Girl had been stationed. The wind
               had picked up and the snow storm had become a blizzard.

               She called out to her sidekick to come over and see why the
               elevator had stopped working.

               But even as she called out she saw that Flag Girl had been
               tied up and that a figure was standing over her working the
               keyboard of the laptop.

               Ms. Americana shouted out at the figure who ignored her for
               several seconds but finally looked up at her from the
               keyboard.

               "Well, you must be Ms. Americana, yes?" The figure looked
               down at her. He was just a few yards from her; infuriatingly
               close! "I have already met your delightful sidekick. She had
               this most incredibly useful gadget here." He held up the
               laptop and wiggled it. "I had heard you were a self-centered,
               egotistical, vain, control freak, trusting no one but your
               self, and disliking sharing with anyone in your glory. So, I
               thought you might have access to the police city camera's and
               an ability to shut them down, not trusting the police and
               believing your absolute control the wiser. And look, I am not
               one to listen to vile gossip. But here I find I can shut down
               the city camera network and have! And I find you have access
               to almost all of the city's passwords and security codes.
               Very useful indeed."

               Ms. Americana fumed in the elevator box and looked all around
               her, but the snow had turned to ice in several places or lay
               so thick that any attempt to try and climb out of the car or
               leap to the 'I' beam that lay directly above her where the
               man and Flag Girl were perched would be impossible. She would
               merely slip in the snow and plunge ten stories to her death!

               "Dicker! Dicker! DICKER!" Ms. Americana began to shout into
               the blizzard as she jabbed her gauntlet gloved finger at the
               man.

               The man shrugged and sighed, "well, if you insist. I was just
               about to leave. But by your command I will obey like a good
               guest and 'dick her' hard indeed."

               The man slipped his cock out of his tuxedo pants and slapped
               it hard across Flag Girl's naked ass.

               Flag Girl was tied up but not gagged and she instantly began
               to talk in an increasingly wide eyed excitable string of
               words; "Wha?! No! Let's AH talk this over. There's really no
               need to put that-OH! YES! In there. Really, you should pull
               that out! We scarcely know each other! OH GWAD! You are a
               stud aren't you! You're splitting me apart! UGH! GWAD!
               NOT SO FAST! OH! Your intentions are honorable, right? I
               mean, I'm unprotected! And at the speed you're pounding my
               wedding cake you shan't last much longer! OHGWAD! I can't
               hold back! I'm... CUM-MMMMMM-ING! OHHHHhhhhhhhhh. Yes. OH, I
               feel like a little marshmallow melting into a huge cup of hot
               chocolate. OHhhhhhhhhh. Neeeeded that baaaaaad. Oh, oh, oh,
               another one's coming. Bigger. GWAD! Going to be a big one!
               Don't stop! DON"T STOP! Wha?! NO! You came! You little shit!
               You came?! I was just on the edge! You better not leave me
               hanging! You had better not leave me hanging! You shit! Is
               that it?! Is that all you got?! You fucker! GET THAT FUCKING
               PRICK OF YOUR'S BACK INTO MY PUSSY! RIGHT NOW! Diamond Dick
               Dicker! I will cut your fucking balls off for this!"

               The man put his spent penis back into his tux trousers and
               smoothed his hair back into place. "The name is Dapper Dick
               Diamond. I don't know why you tiara and tights crowd have
               such a hard time with that? Oh, and thanks for this," he held
               up the laptop again and shook it. He slapped Flag Girl's
               shuddering ass and then stepped away and left in a swirl of
               smoke from the jet pack upon his back.

               "You piece of shit! Get back here and finish what you
               started!" Flag Girl yelled over her quaking ass.

               "Flag Girl!" Ms. Americana yelled at her now crying sidekick
               trying to get her attention.

               "Whaaaaa! First good looking guy to ever put his seed in me
               and he's just a creep like all the others! Whaaa! What about
               our baby? You pansy! You want our Diamond Jr. to be a
               bastard?!" Flag Girl sobbed and shouted into the snowy night.

               "Flag Girl snap out of it!" Ms. Americana once again looked
               over the elevator car inside and out trying to make it work
               or see a way up or down that was not lethal.

               "Whaaaaa! Don't think you won't be paying child support you
               cad! You'd better start knocking off freaking Fort Knox or
               the Denver Mint! I am not some cheap floozy! I have
               standards! You handsome scum! I am going to get you for every
               penny! How dare you be so handsome AND hung! You get back
               here right now on a white horse and with a shit-ton of roses
               and finish what you-you-started! Whaaaa!" Flag Girl was
               sobbing with deep heaving shudders and broken whines.

               "Flag Girl! Stop this caterwauling and see if there is an
               elevator control box on your level. He must have set it to
               over ride my controls!" Ms. Americana shouted and frowned.

               Slowly, Flag Girl pulled herself together and still quietly
               crying she made her way to the elevator control box on her
               level were indeed it had been jammed.

               Flag Girl had been tied up by a master of Japanese bondage.
               The ropes binding her hands began their wrappings at her
               elbows and finished by enclosing her fists so not even a
               finger was left exposed to grab at anything.

               With her arms wrapped up behind her back the teen side kick
               tried to work the jammed lever with her exposed sweaty topped
               tits but at just a double DD-cup she was too small to force
               the lever. After a few sniffing confused botched tries with
               mouth and neck she spun around and mounted the lever.

               It slid up her hot warm wet seamen slick tight teen hole
               easily. The lever had a half sunken handle that needed to be
               squeezed in order for the lever to be able to move. 

               Flag Girl set about humping the lever until her pent up
               climax caused her pussy muscles to squeeze and twitch in
               pleasure at which time she worked the clamped lever and set
               the elevator once more free to ascend.

               Ms. Americana stepped out of the elevator car and untied her
               spent sidekick and then raced over to the edge of the exposed
               steel girder frame work of the skyscraper and looked out into
               the night blizzard.

               "A jet pack." Ms. Americana put a hand on her side jutting
               hip. "Why don't I have a jet pack?"

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               "It would seem his whole Brenda Wade apartment robberies were
               simply a ruse to bring Ms. Americana's attention upon Dapper
               Diamond Dick. Knowing that by doing so she would set up a
               surveillance net to catch him and thus expose herself and her
               surveillance system." Omega Woman tapped her chin. "He would
               seem to have quiet an extensive knowledge on how we work in
               Delta City and the intelligence and luck to make use of
               that."

               Omega Woman looked around her at the late afternoon Dairy
               Queen, nearly deserted, where Lady Midnight and Ms. Americana
               and Flag Girl sat in booths gorging themselves. The blizzard
               long spent had dropped enough snow to limit those out and
               about. Turning the city into a white wedding cake world. 

               Got Gal landed in the knee deep snow outside and entered the
               Dairy Queen brushing off a few errant snowflakes; her nipples
               hard enough to cut glass.

               "So, how much did the Dapper Diamond Dick gang make off
               with?" Omega Woman asked Got Gal as she approached the booth.

               "Everything." Got Gal sighed as she singled for service. "He
               managed in just six hours to slip out of Delta City with
               almost every large diamond to be had. Thanks to having all
               the security codes and passwords and safe combinations for
               both retail outlets and privet homes."

               Omega Woman recoiled making a cringing face and then sighed.
               "Well, that certainly could have gone better."

               "Better?!" Snorted Ms. Americana. "Our mission was to get rid
               of the Legion of Unnecessarily Sexy Heroines and they left
               this morning almost sprinting after Diamond Dicky Dicker. I
               doubt we will be seeing either of those two gangs anytime
               soon!" Ms. Americana raised her milkshake and smiled. "To
               success!"

               Flag Girl raised her milk shake and 'clunked' it with her
               mentor. "And I am not preggers! Yet, another mission where I
               got topped and bopped but escape the food stamps and diaper
               brigade! YES!" The teen smiled and fist pumped her empty
               gloved hand in exaltation. 

               "Ahhh," Omega Woman hesitated before rasing her own milkshake
               and joining Lady Midnight and Got Gal in the celebratory
               toast. Ms. Americana was still topped, her huge naked milk
               shakers shuddering and jiggling with every motion. 

               Flag Girl had also somehow lost her top so her tator tots
               were jutting about and quivering non-stop as only a pair of
               large firm teen tits can. She also seemed to have lost her
               underpants leaving only her tiny pleated cheerleader skirt
               for modesty. So whenever she moved upon the vinyl bench seat
               her wet teen pussy would make popping suction noises. 

               The rest of the heroines were still in full costume but the
               constant shift from exterior snow and ice to heated interiors
               all night long had those costumes almost see-through and
               everyone seemed red eyed tired.

               "Yes... I suppose that was a... successful mission?" Omega
               Woman pulled at her collar and rolled her eyes.

               Outside a few high school girls were building a snowman which
               quickly became a snow-woman as they added a pair of huge snow
               tits to it. And then clapped on a paste board tiara to its
               misshapen head and then a large Delta City Bay starfish where
               the crotch would be; a couple of the girls had slipped out of
               their snow suits and were pulling off their clothes to model
               for the creation and to take cellphone snaps along side it.

               "The important thing is that we have driven off those
               L.U.S.H. sluts and saved the purity of our wonderful city!"
               Ms. Americana smiled and then slapped Flag Girl's gloved hand
               as she caught her reaching for the last of her fries.

               "Amen, to that." Lady Midnight said and they all clunked
               their nearly empty milkshakes together again. 

               "And goddess bless us each and all," Flag Girl smirked
               through a mouth full of prolonged fries. 

               "Who's up for caroling?!" Ms. Americana suddenly shouted and
               shot up from the bench seat with a beaming smile. Everyone
               moaned but they all followed the half naked woman out of the
               Dairy Queen out into the red and purple sunset snow covered
               evening into the high school girls snowball fight were naked
               knockers were jig-jig-jiggling. 

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