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               Nametag:rook

               LICH FATHER LICH SON 

               Red Sonja pulled herself off the man panting and sweating and
               then just before she stood up yanked her dagger out of his
               eye socket.

               The still living man at her back spoke, "I am impressed.
               There are few weapons that can slay a werewolf."

               She half turned to him. He was a man in his prime. Handsome
               in face and well muscled in body. Pity he was a wizard.

               She considered throwing her dagger into his eye out of sure
               principle but the four young women warriors he had clustered
               about him had their bows drawn and she had no illusions that
               doing so would be her last mortal feat.

               Besides... werewolves. The cockroaches of the undead. It had
               taken her forty minutes and cost her every weapon she had on
               her to slay but one of them. And that thankfully because the
               dagger she had pilfered from it's own sheath during the fight
               must be enchanted. For everyone knew that normal weapons can
               not kill a werewolf.

               In that span of time the wizard and his four followers had
               managed to kill twenty of the things. She calmly slipped the
               dagger into her sword belt harness and turned fully upon the
               wizard.

               The wizard looked her up and down and then seemed to make up
               his mind. He turned and motioned behind him as he now spoke,
               "that fishing village you passed through. They are all
               werewolves. Left over remnants of a shore guard for the
               ferrying point to-" he cut himself off and turned to look in
               the opposite direction over past her own shoulder and nodded.

               They stood upon a rocky shore of large black stone twisted,
               jagged, and cragged by eons of raging waves. The air was wet
               with mist from the crashing sea and the sky was black over
               head with spent storm clouds and white at the horizons with
               the late after noon sun.

               Over the wizards shoulder was a crumbling fishing village
               that looked as if it had been made entirely out of drift wood
               and tarred gray rope.

               Over Red Sonja's shoulder and where they now all looked, a
               black island thrust out of the turbulent sea. It rose like a
               ship prowl upon the beating waves and cresting it was a large
               stone structure of black rough hewn rock.

               "Fortress Mandrake," the wizard finished his long paused
               speaking with a frown and fell into a brooding silence.

               Red Sonja cast glances around her for weapons to scavenge.
               Other than her own broken sword and shattered shield and
               cracked bow there were only the bodies of the dead werewolves
               and the dagger in her sword belt. She sighed and then scowled
               at the four young women in their shimmering armor under their
               cloaks and their many hilts and drawn bows who smirked back
               at her with deadly intent.

               There was a low chuffing sound from the slight rise of hills
               that lead back from the jutting shore. The wizard turned his
               head rapidly in its direction and began to speak. "Most of
               the pack have gone feral and live in the woods. We have been
               lucky so far. Let's not press our luck any further. The
               fishing village was never a fishing village but the point of
               departure for thousands of prisoners to the fortress. Let us
               hope the few who continued to live in the village kept up a
               few of those boats or we are done for."

               He turned to the village and he and his four companions began
               to make their way towards it; their magical weapons glinting
               under the black churning sky. He stopped suddenly and spoke
               over his shoulder at the red headed girl. "We are making for
               the island fortress. I have no idea what we will find there
               but I am sure it won't be pleasant. Bringing a young girl to
               such a place is far from kind, but leaving you to face a pack
               of feral werewolves... well, you are welcome to come with us
               if you-"

               He didn't get a chance to finish his spoken offer for Red
               Sonja was already silently sprinting past him. She now spoke
               over her shoulder back at him, "if I find a sea worthy craft
               first then you will be welcome to join me!"

               There were no less than four of such craft. Two rotted in the
               boat shed quays lay half sunk in the water. One was upside
               down out of the water and the last was in the water of the
               wharf shed and had taken on water but still seemed sturdy
               enough.

               The crafts were all very large and made of heavy black
               timber. Designed to transport by oar forty prisoners at time
               it was obvious that it would be a monumental work for all six
               of them to operate one such craft in the tumultuous sea.

               They eyed the vessel in dry dock and the open berth ready to
               receive it. It would be best to see if they could lever that
               boat over and into the shed's slip. But as they mused how
               they could accomplish this task that would have required a
               dozen men at least. There was the sound of grunting and
               shuffling beyond the desiccated gray walls.
               A quick eye to the boat house unshuttered window showed a
               dozen shapes blurring about the town's muddy streets.

               With no choice, they tossed their backpacks into the gray
               weathered black wooden craft shin deep in icy water and
               locked oars designed for two men to wield a piece into the
               chocks.

               Tared ropes were cut causing the ship to bang against the
               pilings like a roaring drum.

               The water shed doors were chain locked. And a frantic attack
               with axes by two of the young women guards set up a frightful
               din as werewolves now began to attack the shed in bloodlust
               fury.

               The werewolves attacked the barred doors, tore at the window
               jambs to squeeze through where shutters had long fallen away,
               ripped at the roof and sides and even came from under the
               side walls and front locked doors of the shed; as the walls
               and gated sea ward door was a foot above the water's flood
               line.

               In an instant the interior and exterior of the large boat
               shed was covered in foaming savage werewolves who had not
               known their own human form in decades if not longer. 

               Magic spells and weapons wimpled and warped the air and blood
               danced everywhere.

               It was the teenage Red Sonja who willingly set everything
               ablaze. Barrels of pitch and tar and lantern oil sat amongst
               the hemp ropes and piles of rotted sail and cords of wood.

               The nautical necessities of oils against water exploded in
               balls of flame and in moments the entire shed was an inferno.

               The door barring exit from the shed to the sea fell away in
               cracking flame and hacking axe blows and the ship was
               wrenched free from its mooring berth burning its self into
               the heavy swells of the jetties head.

               They lived. All six of them worked the back breaking oars as
               the entire village went up in smoke and cinder and ash and
               werewolves danced wreathed in flame back to their black woods
               that topped the low hills.

               Once free of the breakers there was several panicked minutes
               where everyone bailed out water as fast as they bucketed it
               in to put out their flaming craft.

               But the ship was built for these waters and for hauling heavy
               cargo. It was more a barge than at a proper boat.
               Broad in breadth and shallow in draft the high sided boat
               lugged this way and that half in cinder and half in flood
               listing more side ways than prowl straight yar for the black
               looming island of rock.

               The distance to the island was not great. But because of the
               sure size of their vessel and few number in crew it was a
               long struggle that took the ends of the day to achieve.

               They slammed into the docks and made fast at the roots of the
               island well after nightfall.

               It was a terrible and forboding place. Not a twig, not a
               weed, grew upon its great expanse. A blasted spit of inky
               black rock upon which a huge stone structure sat. All the
               world looking like some foul huge king of toads upon its log.
               It's unbroken malevolent gaze for the centuries to shudder
               under.

               In the dark with hip lanterns feebly gleaming they made their
               way up the wide unkept uneven stone stair case from the
               rotted half collapsed piers; up to the towering building
               overhead.

               The wizard began speaking again as they carefully ascending
               picking their way in the dark and increasing winds. The
               broken storm was mending its self and with nightfall coming
               back with a fury of wind and thunder.

               "It wasn't always a prison. Rumor is that in the second age a
               race of giants built it to protect their shores from monsters
               from the oceanic depths. In either case, it has been used as
               a sea fortress for as long as men have known of its
               existence."

               "Not easy to man though. No fresh water or vegetation on the
               island. Every drop of water and every mouthful of food has to
               be porter in; thus the fishing village on the shore."

               "The king of Mandrake took it by forfeiture in war with the
               collapse of the Sea King's bloodline in my great
               grandfather's time. His son, was served by my father, Elias.
               A powerful wizard who won him many battles and thus extended
               his lands and holdings into the Mandrake empire."

               "When that king died my father then served his son, Mandrake
               the third, Calvin, was his name. Under him there were no more
               wars. Calvin was only interested in money and pleasure. My
               father took up residence in this fortress and started an
               extensive study in arcane sorceries long lost."

               "Calvin, indulged him, and sent him many 'subjects' for his
               studies."

               "Then the mines went dry in the Elephant Hills and Calvin
               found himself with thousands of prisoners and no mines to use
               them in or war ships needing to be oared. So he declared the
               fortress to be a prison and sent them there. Where my father
               used them in increasingly twisted studies."

               "It was around this time that my older brother, Malachi,
               journeyed to join my father and take up sorcery studies under
               him while assisting him in his experiments. His letters to me
               grew increasingly unsettling." 

               "A few years latter I came of age and expected to join my
               father and brother but was instead directed by them to
               journey to the distant lands of Ser'an and take up a
               residency study there. It had all been arranged without my
               prior knowledge but as the younger son I was lucky to have
               had any prospects what-so-ever. So off I went and spent the
               last ten years in study in the arts of magic and ancient
               lore."

               "My exchange of letters with my brother continued. My father
               was not much one for letters or talking. But as the years
               wore on and my brothers letters grew stranger and fewer I
               became increasingly alarmed at the state of things in that
               fortress prison."

               "It seems in those final years, Calvin, who was now seeping
               into an early old age brought on by too much excess of women
               and wine, had become very interested in my fathers studies of
               life extension. Of spells and enchantments designed to cheat
               deaths triumphal hour."

               "He began to pour his dwindling coffers into my fathers hands
               and in the last years of his life took up permanent abode in
               the fortress its self. Leaving his tattered country to wither
               up and eventually be cut up by neighboring kingdoms without
               lifting a finger or showing the slightest concern."

               His army, his revenues, everything gone. The entire kingdom
               became just Mandrake Fortress Prison and the sliver of
               hinterlands of the jetty and shoals and that fishing village
               now a smoldering ruin. Apparently he had enough treasure
               brought with him to keep the fortress supplied through
               merchant trade for it is impossible that his ghost of
               holdings could have been taxed or farmed to feed what
               remained inside that blasted hulk of rock."

               "I am not sure when he died. My brother's letters had stopped
               before then. But all of them sealed up in those ghastly walls
               were all insane by that time. Of that I am sure. I completed
               my studies and taking my leave of my master I decided to come
               here and see what traces remain of the last years of my
               father and brother. For this place fell into silence to me
               and all outside its walls over four years ago."

               The wizard stopped having somewhat breathlessly reached the
               top of the winding staircase before the huge iron gate of the
               vast low stone structure.

               Red Sonja pushed past him and hissed over her shoulder, "if I
               give you my last ten pieces of silver would that shut you
               up?!"

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               The stone structure virtually covered the entire surface of
               the barren isle. Some of it had in fact melded into the sea
               as tides and time had shifted things.

               Despite this it was a seamless structure. A single building
               housed entirely in heavy stone. Its cyclopean nature
               consisting of huge stones without mortar so clean jointed
               that not a parchment could be wedged in their hair thick
               fissures. It rose up a hundred feet to a stone flat roof of
               the same mammoth construction.

               The gate was of heavy iron so thick that its rusted pitted
               surface could have stood centuries more before feeling the
               red bit of corrosions chew.

               It was bolted from the inside and even if it had not it would
               have taken a team of twenty oxen to swing its heavy forty
               foot tall doors wide.

               Red Sonja passed an experienced thieves hand over the
               irregularly shaped but well fitted stones. Before dropping it
               to her side. "We had better search the areas sunken to the
               sea and hope some collapsed point will gain us entry for
               nothing in steel or sorcery is going to force its way in
               here."

               "There are windows on the seaward docks approach. Heavily
               barred and combined with the islands rock base a good two
               hundred foot climb but far more likely for entry than
               submerged structures in a seething sea." The wizard rubbed
               his chin as he gazed at the massive door and then sighed and
               turned his step back along the stair case to where it joined
               with the sharp rough rocks that made up the structures base
               and eventually would take them to its side overlooking the
               docks and where several large barred windows sat.

               Red Sonja said  nothing but joined the party as they picked
               their way carefully through the razor sharp rocks that gave a
               thin uncertain ledge to the base of the building.

               The difficult task of moving around the side of the building
               to its front where it towered sheer above the wharfs's was
               made no easier by the storm now raging in wind and lighting
               and rain.

               The climb up the rock face of the building would not be an
               easy one even for Red Sonja's experience and when she offered
               to climb with a rope coiled around her shoulder to which she
               then intended to fasten it to the bars of the window and 
               drop it down to ease the ascent of the others; not a single
               voice was raised in protest, nor a single eye showed the
               slightest dissent.

               Up the waif went. In a sea storm. Up a sheer rock wall of
               well fitted stone. A hundred feet above a crashing sea full
               of needle sharp breakers. Up. In lightening dance and sky
               fury. Up. As sky and sea became one. Up. Beyond compass
               point. Beyond senses. Up. Until her muscles cracked and her
               bleeding fingers went numb. Up until all of existence was her
               ragged lungs burning and her shaking limbs motion in a wash
               of endless blackened gray. Up.

               She reached one of the barred windows over a hundred feet
               above the lashing waves and was amazed at its size. The great
               arch was the size of a city gate and its iron bars the width
               of her narrow waist. She could easily walk through their
               gaps. Giants indeed!

               She fastened the rope around the shaft of one of the iron
               bars and tying a heavy knot in its end to give it some weight
               she flung it downwards.

               Even with the rope it would be a dangerous and long climb for
               the rest of the party and the young girl's curiosity had her
               turning her attention inside past the barred window to what
               lay in all that deepening darkness.

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               Past the bars she inched. The downpour had almost put out her
               hip lantern and it sputtered in that abysmal abyss. She
               opened its glass casing and fidgeted with the wick until she
               could do no more about it. She could wait for her backpack to
               come up with the others or she could take a quick peek at
               what was beyond that inner window sill of stone.

               She closed the lantern and headed further inside.

               Unlike the outer wall where the sill of the great window was
               flush with said wall, the inner wall had a proper sill of
               stone. To this sill, wooden staircases had been abutted long
               ago, to allow access to the windows. No doubt, so they could
               be used as watch posts, when the fort was still a fort
               against distant sails.

               These wooden stairs lead down to a stone ledge where a
               creature of say fifteen or twenty feet in height could indeed
               have used the windows for the same ancient purpose of say
               keeping a look out for an armada of krakens.

               This stone ledge ran the entire length of the six large
               windows ending in a bookend of a large stone stair cases
               which in turn fell sharply to a very wide ledge of stone that
               apparently ran the entire circumference of the large stone
               structure for it fell away into shadow beyond the windows and
               her light.

               Wooden stairs had been built upon each tread of the stone
               stair case as the steps were almost half the height of a man.
               Passing down these wooden/stone steps Red Sonja was quickly
               astonished to see that the entire structure was mined on the
               inside. That the floor had been cut away down, down, down
               into the black rock. 

               Staring down into this quarry answered one question that had
               been itching the young teens mind since arriving upon the
               island. That being, 'Where had they gotten all that black
               rock from to build such a massive structure?' It would have
               been difficult indeed to ferry so much stone to an island.

               But now she could see that the ancient builders had dug down
               into the solid black stone of the island and used the stone
               for the building its self.

               As they had dug down they had left huge cross braces of
               untouched stone that ended either at the quarry walls or at
               mouths of huge iron doors. And thus were both braces and in
               some cases bridges.

               Along the sides of the dug stone pit huge staircase led down
               to numerous stone ledges that seemed to run evenly stripping
               ever wall.

               To these barren stone walkways and staircases wooden
               structures and platforms and staircase had been built.

               And everywhere. Everywhere as far as the dim light would let
               her see. Where iron cages. They sat empty. Innumerable. Of
               all shapes and sizes. Iron cages to house thousands.

               To this was heaps of trash. The refuse of human occupation
               had piled up into rotting piles and covered every surface. It
               filled open cages and closed and cluttered about the stone
               ledges and wooden walkways so that it looked like a forest in
               autumn; such was the trash that it looked like a forest of
               fallen leaves.

               The smell was awful.

               Red Sonja moved down the wooden stairs sat between the stone
               stair risers built upon every tread and made her way down to
               the wide stone ledge. The mixture of waste and worth was mind
               boggling.
               In a pile of dried humane excrement as high as her shoulder
               and wide as a forage sat several racks of armor and weapons
               half buried. Full racks with good well made arms and armor.

               She passed these by and instead plucked a good sword, if a
               little heavy for her, off the matted trash pile that was like
               carpet and proceeded on.

               She would pause now and again to inch to the edge of the wide
               stone lip and its questionable footing of slimy trash loam
               and wonder why they had not simply thrown all the refuse over
               the edge instead of leaving it to pile until it was
               underfoot?

               Here again the answer came slow as she continued along the
               wide ledge until she reached the first great wide stone stair
               case leading down.

               The answer was from what she could make out. They had moved
               themselves steadily 'downwards' as time had gone on. For the
               trash of the lower ledges were increasingly nonexistent.

               This was troubling in face of the idea of the men living here
               so consciously turning their back on the only way out or in
               and moving steadily down over time.

               She wondered what the wizard would make of that? His father
               and brother and their King and his men and their ever
               lessening body of prisoner/slaves all moving to the next
               lower level as the one above filled with sewage and waste.
               Insane indeed.

               But as she reached the next level and then the next. There
               was no doubt about it. Less and less trash and waste and
               fewer cages. As each ledge gave way it was like digging
               downwards through strata's of the past into a nearing
               present.

               At the third level down the air was so still and stifling
               that she had to pause to rest and breath as the sweat run
               upon her lithe young body.

               At each level she wondered how much deeper could this shaft
               go? Even now at the third level she could make out dimly one
               more at least.

               But she had noticed that with each descending level the ledge
               its self broadened. It grew wider. So logic would persist in
               thinking that in just three more levels at most it should
               surely be a full floor of stone. The gap having closed its
               self utterly and completely.

               She doubted she could descend much further and not suffocate.
               Nothing she had seen before in her life.
               Not the slave pit mines of the north nor the ancient ruins of
               the dwarves could compare to the sure volume of earth that
               had been removed here.

               She thought of retracing her steps and finding the wizard and
               his guard. But with every step she had found a better weapon.
               A better harness. Even now she was equipped in her
               comfortable and well proved scale mail bikini and had matched
               it with a new bejeweled harness and a slender long sword
               blade of outstanding craftsmanship. 

               A second dagger to match her enchanted one and two matching
               sheaths for them both. 

               A long composite bow, rare in these parts, and an entire
               brocade quiver full of the legendary green arrows of the
               fletcher N'Gath of Behemoth. 

               A new pair of silver embossed black thigh high boots to
               replace her soft sole thief ankle boots which had become torn
               to tatters upon the sharp rocks of the island. 

               A magnificent hooded cloak fit for a Queen. 

               A never worn pair of wrist gloves matching to the boots.
               Black with silver embossing.

               A new backpack to replace the ripped and sea water sodden one
               the wizard and his cronies were lugging about somewhere above
               her now.

               And ample flint and lamp oil and tinder and taper to fill
               said backpack and even a new hip lamp to replace her bashed
               and leaking one. This new one made in the visage of a hawk
               head. With clever opening beak to service it and large glass
               eyes for the light to shine through.

               Here indeed was usable treasure aplenty.

               It would seem that each time they had moved down a level they
               had dragged the best of their riches along with them. And yet
               at each level had seen less and less worth in anything they
               had.

               She had re-kited herself to a splendid degree simply by
               picking up the discarded and tossed.

               Considering the ample array of female rich garments as well
               as male Red Sonja considered asking the wizard if there had
               been a queen? Or if perhaps Calvin had been a cross dresser?

               As far as monetary treasure. There were no piles of gold or
               chests of riches but every now and then a discarded pile of
               soldiers uniforms had a leather pouch or two and the
               occasional silver piece was usually found.

               What troubled her was the lack of bodies. The upper levels of
               trash had now given way to two levels of almost pristine
               cleanliness. The occasional dropped garment. The harness and
               sword laying here and there. And no cages. None.

               She pushed on to the fifth level almost panting with breath
               at the thick dead air. And here she saw the first signs of
               habitation. Above had been moldering wrecks of broken or
               discarded life. Abandoned waste. Here was tables and chairs
               and crates and barrels and chests and more tables and more
               tables all covered in arcane instruments but orderly none the
               less. Even beds! Fit for a king!

               She had gotten the idea upon reaching the second level to
               begin setting those abandoned brazers she stumbled across a
               lit as well as fixing up rag and oil torches and wedging them
               into place here and there. Lanterns and hip lanterns she set
               upon the steps and lit. So that a slow erratic few feeble
               swamp gas or worm glow showed a dotted path back up to the
               second level.

               Upon the last level and this one she lit no such fires. For
               fear of even the slightest breath of air being used up by the
               flame. Even her new hawk head hip lantern burning with brand
               new wick and oil and clever glass light did so weakly so even
               her hands and arms fell away into shadow if she held them out
               in front of her.

               It was also here that she found the answer to the question
               that had been itching her wary eyeballs and had her fingers
               worming her hilts; where were all the bodies?

               Thousands of prisoners. Where were their remains?

               And here they were. In a great pile. Massive in size. It was
               far more than a few thousand dead piled up in the middle of
               the pit floor. It was tens of thousands. The pile of dead
               covered the entire lower floor and rose up to engulf the
               staircase that would have lead down to it. 

               It may have covered TWO or THREE more wide stone staircases
               and levels for all she knew?!

               It was horrifying to look upon. No wonder the level she was
               on was filled with the tables and chairs and beds of the
               living for the dead so filled the basin that one could go
               down no more floors. The dead rose in a pile of such a
               rounded heap that out in the center of the pit its crest was
               higher than the level she stood upon. 

               Never had the she-devil of countless battlefields seen so
               many dead. A great cadavers pile of desiccated corpses that
               could have buried the fishing village they had fled and from
               that base shore rose higher than the low hills of the
               werewolf wood.

               She had reached the bottom for all intensive purposes. And
               now she cautiously searched the wide ledge of its stores. She
               found a sandal wood box full of scented silk clothes and
               quickly tied them about her lower face against the stench of
               death and thick foul air. Even with a cloth over her mouth
               and nose she seemed to breath easier with that cleaner scent
               masking the fouler.

               The wide staircases were staggered. Set in opposite corners
               from each other so one was forced to walk half way around a
               lege to reach the next staircase down or up. As such her
               descent with its haphazard searching and scavenging had eaten
               up the better part of the night and its storm. Day had broke
               outside and from the distant great windows high above great
               beams of light slatted through the stale air widening and
               lessening in their strength and only managing to turn the
               black to a muddy brown upon the level she was on. But still
               she could see a little better.

               The huge iron doors she had seen porch'ed upon the great
               crossbeams of un-hewn stone were unreachable. She found as
               she descended that each door and its brace stone walkway was
               set 'between' the ledges depth and not on the same level as
               them as she had first guessed.

               As such there were no way to reach the massive structures.
               She could only fathom that each door lead to another level of
               structure outside the walls of the fort deep underground its
               self and that of the walkways allowing passage to these
               hidden levels.

               She considered this now. For there for the first time set in
               the massive wall was one of these unreachable iron doors in
               reach directly before her bewildered gaze. 

               Up close it was monstrous. Towering like the gate outside
               forty feet in height. But not as wide as the outer gate's
               seventy feet, being more narrow at twenty feet in width. The
               outside gate had been two gates drawn together that opened
               out separately from its position imbedded in the thick stone
               wall.

               This appeared to be one gate. More a door than a gate. There
               was no sign of hinges so it must open inwards.

               The iron door was wrought with strange designs and was
               several feet think.
               She could tell its thickness as someone at some distant time
               had taken the laborious task of eating away a hole in it's
               base with what appeared to be acid or intense heat?

               She guessed acid by the way the stone floor was also pitted
               and gutted at the door's makeshift dog door.

               The hole in the door was of such size that she could bend
               over with her huge tits getting spanked by her knees to pass
               through it; but she would at least not have to get down on
               her hands and knees and crawl through it.

               She eyed the hole and hesitated. She had found the dead
               bodies and the living quarters of where obviously the father,
               brother, and king had spent their finally days. Surely if she
               searched this last ledges level she would find some journal
               or record or even remains of these three men. Did she really
               need to go poking about in some nasty looking rat hole? She
               wasn't getting paid to do this after all. The chests were out
               here. If there was any treasure to be had it would be out
               here where it was bad enough to breathe.

               She sighed and crouched down and entered the hole in the
               door. For like most women, her curiosity was more powerful
               than her reason.

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               The door would have opened into a sepulcher, if the door
               could be opened. In this case, a short passage into a large
               single room, where upon a massive stone throne, sat a dead
               giant. It sat naked upon its burial throne. Its skin the
               color of dust. It seemingly having slept untouched by decay
               through the centuries. One of deaths great works.

               It was naked and the room was barren. She turned and left the
               burial vault and bent low and passed through the door again.

               Even as she exited the room she saw the dancing lights and
               heard the muffled noises and guessed that FINALLY the wizard
               and his guard had managed to catch up with her. She was going
               to need their help in unbolting that main gate door on the
               top level and levering it open. She certainly did not favor
               the option of shimming back down that outer wall from the
               window. Not if she found some treasure down here worth the
               taking!

               But as she straightened up from the egress of the door, she
               came shocked face to skull face with her first lich. One's
               first meeting with a lich usually goes like this; meet lich.
               Die. Again and again. For lich's are masters of necromancy
               and never let a good thing die just once or even twice, if
               they can help it. 

               A lich is what happens to a powerful wizard who tries to
               cheat death utterly. Having mastered necromancy the wizard
               decides to use that power to raise the dead to now fob off
               death its self of themselves. 

               The result is little more than a skeleton with a layer of
               skin stretched over it. Looking a lot like the type of girl
               certain confused males liked to date before they come out of
               the closet. 

               Not only is it a horror to look upon but it's nasty. Really
               nasty. Maybe because it can only get dates with truly
               desperate old men in penny loafers who want to talk about
               their collection of ceramic cookie jars into the wee hours of
               the morning.

               In any case, a lich hates everything that is alive; which
               despite its best efforts, it really is not.

               As such lich's kill on sight anything and everything and then
               raise it from the dead to kill it again. You just haven't
               known true numbing horror until you have been vesicated alive
               multiple times.

               In Red Sonja's case her first lich encounter went like this;
               She straightened up. Saw a robed floating skeleton
               immediately before her. Screamed like a little girl and
               franticly smashed it in the chops with her sword. 

               And while this physically had no real effect upon the lich.
               The fact that she was simultaneously, as she smashed it in
               the chops with her sword, shouting out a string of
               obscenities so foul and coarse, that even the undead had to
               blink in blanched shock at it; and of course lich's have no
               eyelids, so this apparently made it recoil and pause for a
               second instead of blinking at such a vulgar little girl.

               But only for a second. Then it issued that high pitched bird
               like shrill screech of theirs and set about as business as
               usual. That business as sated being killing anything and
               everything again and again.

               Red Sonja used the lich's pause to circle around it and see
               that there were two more lich's engaged in combat with the
               wizard and his four guards.

               The wizard and his guards had magic and magical weapons and
               were therefor still alive... for now. 

               Her weapons were nice but not magical. She seriously doubted
               the value of her magical dagger on a lich. A werewolf was one
               thing but a lich might just take it from her and use it for a
               toothpick after it got done eating her brains. If lich's ate.
               Which they don't.
               But it still might chew on her brains for a while and then
               spit them out just to use her only magical weapon for a
               toothpick. Lich's are like that, real pricks.

               For some reason the lich's drew back. Drifting out over the
               pile of corpses where they couldn't be reached. Floating
               there above a tangle of twisted limbs. They hovered there
               shrilling at them.

               This seemed odd to all five of the adventuring party who
               stood crouched and waiting to be attacked. Odd until the
               lich's began to cast their magic. Green oozing oily strands
               of smoke issued from their bony fingers.

               But instead of the magic attacking them it instead sunk into
               the pile of corpses which began to shudder and move.

               "Oh oh." Red Sonja began to sprint to the wide stairs leading
               up; fast upon her heals was the wizard. By the time she was
               half way up the giant staircase to the next level the four
               guards had passed both her and the wizard.

               Both Red Sonja and the wizard cursed the fast healed guards
               who did not slow down or stop at the top of the stair case
               but raced across the wide ledge to the distant catty-corner
               to the next staircase leading up.

               As they ran for their lives, the lich's slowly drifted up
               into the air, spinning in place, to follow them. The whole
               pit, below their grimy skirt hems, green in that foul spell.
               So they slowly rose, keeping level with the racing Red Sonja
               and the wizard, and so they spun in place, facing them as the
               two breathlessly fled, all the while the green mist filled
               the entire excavated quarry below them.

               It was up two full levels before the guards pointed and
               shouted but never stopping in their sprint that Red Sonja and
               the wizard looked over their shoulders and saw the horde of
               undead who were racing up the staircases after them.

               The lich's found this very funny and they shrilled their
               mockery of laughter. They kept up this bird calliope in harsh
               brass notes until a great colossal hand reached up from the
               green fog and grabbed it. The hand pulled it down slowly
               where it was met by another such hand and the two easily tore
               the lich into pieces.

               The spell the three lich's had cast had raised the giants!

               The thundering slam of immense iron doors rang and echoed
               through the great stone hall. And looming shapes leaped and
               climbed smashing with fury at the horde of undead and the two
               remaining lich's.

               "They on our side?" The wizard shouted over the roar of
               battle as she staggered on and upwards. Even as he spoke a
               huge hand swung over their heads just narrowly missing them.
               And in the distance another giant's huge paw just missed
               crushing the four guards as they screamed like girls and ran
               even faster.

               "I don't think so. Run!" Red Sonja grabbed the Wizard who was
               knocked almost off his feet by the giant's near miss and was
               staggering sideways about to lose his footing and plunge into
               the green mist and the tumult below.

               "We need to make the windows. We will never make the main
               door and open it in time." Red Sonja shouted into his ear.
               She could see the four guards had already come to that same
               conclusion for they had reached the staircase leading up to
               the giant windows and were fleeing up them a full level above
               them.

               "Who knew they were so fast?" The wizard wheezed and laughed
               as they staggered on shoulder to shoulder now.

               All three lich's were dead now. Or even more undead than they
               had been. Having been torn into many itty bitty pieces. But
               an undead battle royal of thousands of undead versus giants
               was taking place even as the green mist of the spell was
               dissipating and the fortress was taking the brunt of it!

               Great chunks of rock began to splinter and crack and fall
               away. "This whole place is coming down!" Red Sonja screamed. 

               She hoped that when she had screamed upon seeing that lich
               that she had not sounded so girlish and frightened as those
               four girl guards had at nearly being turned into jelly by
               that giant's slap. Of course they might all die and no would
               ever know about it.

               A large piece of rock slammed down with such force inches
               beside them that it's shock-wave sent them skittering out
               over the edge of the ledge where they now dangled by their
               finger tips.

               Hanging there about to be overtaken by undead or giants or
               falling to their death's into a pile of withering corpses Red
               Sonja decided that there were worse things than living down
               being known to having once screamed like a little girl in her
               life... such as dying in any of the above mentioned fashions!

               It was the four guards who raced back and saved them; 'and
               their paychecks,' Red Sonja somewhat unfairly thought.

               Two helped them back up over the edge of the ledge as the two
               fought off undead that plowed up the stairs.

               Once back on their feet they made their way up the final
               staircase to the windows and began to climb down the rope.
               The wizard setting fire to the wooden steps in between the
               larger stone ones to slow down the undead horde even more so
               as they waited their turns to escape.

               They made it out to open sea in their almost swamped boat
               just in time to see the entire structure of Mandrake Fortress
               Prison come tumbling down. The island which had been almost
               entirely hollowed out came down with it a second latter and
               disappeared into the lashing sea.

               "For the best," the wizard said as they tiredly worked at the
               oars.

               Red Sonja pondered her losses and gains and decided she had
               come out a head and added her nod as well.

               "We have a shore full of werewolves no doubt brought down at
               the sound of the sinking island," one of the guards pointed
               at where the shoreline was indeed a mix of smoldering ruins
               and slinking hulking furry shapes.

               "I suggest we let the current take us to the next town," the
               wizard eyed the shore and winced.

               "That's ten nautical miles in a leaky boat?!" Another guard
               whined.

               "We must have lost the buckets in the storm when we tied her
               up and abandoned her to head inside the fortress." Another
               guard added as she looked around her in the knee deep water.

               "Well," the wizard grinned. "If Red here takes off that metal
               brassier brassiere of hers I am betting that will do the job
               at a fraction of the time. It obviously holds more than a
               bucket at a single cup and it comes with TWO! Ha! Ha! Ha!"

               Red Sonja stood up and threw him overboard.

               "Good riddance." One guard sighed and they all stood to wave
               goodbye at his receding spitting splashing bobbing form.

               Then all four girls sat down upon the benches and sighing
               removed their tops and began to bail.

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