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               KUM POW: THE INVISIBLE CITY

               Yummie Wang stood with her arms crossed leaning with her back
               against a steel support girder in her Azure Angel costume.
               Her costume consisted of an all blue ensemble of various hues
               and textures; she wore a dark blue mask, dark blue boots,
               dark blue open finger gloves, a too small sea blue halter
               top, a tiny pair of micro-sea blue panties and a light sky
               blue silk sash which she wore with the knot tied above her
               crotch so the long silk sky blue sash hung down over the
               front of her panties and down to her knees. 

               Her entire costume was summoned and consisted of her 'spirit'
               energy and required her to concentrate to maintain its
               physical presence and form.

               Yummie Wang/Azure Angel stood 5' 2" and weighed 108 pounds
               naked and dripping wet (a status she often found herself in)
               and sported a 38 KK-cup bust (the bustiest teen in Delta
               City) attached to a thin long limbed body with a 22" waist
               and a bubble butt 38" pert round backside. Her hair was raven
               coal black and long (hanging down past her buttocks to her
               upper thighs) which she often wore in a pony tail. The bangs
               were blunt as her conversation and she wore them in a page
               boy cut or bowl cut. She had very pale skin and large gray
               eyes that could often change to a gray green and are more
               commonly known as sea-change eyes. She had large pillow lips
               which she often wore in a sneer. She liked lip gloss a lot
               but not lipstick. She also had a secret obsession with all
               things 'glitter' but worked hard to hide this from the world.

               Her moods fluctuated between sardonic, mirthless, and pissed
               off. She was eighteen and had a chip on her shoulder the size
               of Jupiter, Saturn, and the Sun combined, that is if the Sun
               could be less sunny and more like a moldy gray death shroud. 

               Her favorite occupations were; practicing with her summoned
               swords, bow and arrows, staff, chain and sickle, and spear.
               And standing around mopping morosely preferably while leaning
               against something as she was doing now. Oh, and eating.
               Though she was a very thin girl with a set of washboard abs
               and very little fat on her body other than her huge breasts
               and round backside she was constantly hungry as her summoned
               weapons and clothes and use of her spirit energy consumed
               vasts amounts of her metabolism. Her favorite food was
               anything from Dairy Queen and chili dogs. But it might be
               more fair to say she had never met a food she did not like.

               She had only two discernible marks or features upon her body
               (other than her enormous firm breasts and her full round
               backside) and those were a small white scar that ran down
               from her temple to her chin on the right side of her face and
               a small pop can top size tatoo that was in the lower center
               of her back just above her buttocks and tail bone. This tatoo
               continuously changed its design depending on what spirit
               energy or weapon that Azure Angel was using at the time. 

               As such not only could Azure Angel summon a weapon but she
               could then infuse that weapon with either; earth, wind, fire,
               void, or spirit energy, much as she could her costume or
               summoned street clothes. This additional spirit energy
               changed the attack or defense nature of the item and also
               changed the weapon set of attacks or defenses she could use
               in combat. It also used up her body's stored energy very
               quickly and could exhaust her If she was not careful.

               She considered herself a ninja in training and had a high
               level of martial arts proficiency. Because of her large
               breasts and bubble butt that bent her body into a natural 'S'
               shape she developed her own unique style of combat that used
               her canter-levered off set balance to her benefit.

               She was always broke and sullen about that. Her ability to
               summon any style of clothing if she had worn a physical copy
               of it for a while meant she spent a lot of time at the mall
               trying on clothes so she could summon them to wear latter.

               This meant that Yummie Wang was always fashionably dressed
               for all occasions. But since she had to maintain a degree of
               concentration to keep her garments summoned any small
               surprised might mean she was suddenly naked in public. 

               This happened a lot. In fact way too often. In other words it
               would be really hard to find any cell phone in her
               neighborhood that did not have dozens of nude pics of her on
               it as Yummie Wang or Azure Angel. Despite this no one seemed
               to ever recognize her which added to her growling
               disposition. When she was in costume almost everyone thought
               she was Physchlock and when she was Yummie Wang everyone
               thought she was 'that Asian chick from Charlie's Angels.'
               Basically she hated people.

               As a ninja she had no hesitation to use her 'womanly assets'
               to get by in the world and if blowjobs had not existed she
               surely would have invented them out of sure rent paying
               necessity.

               Her past was unknown and left unspoken but there were at
               least a half dozen secret societies from the dim mists of her
               past hunting her down on any given day.

               But her deepest darkest most forbidden secret was her
               obsessive desire to collect Fichu dolls. These were Japanese
               vending machine small key chain sized mini-dolls of various
               styles from the mystical magical land of Fichu. The small
               figures were of fox eared girls in elaborate frilly dresses
               and slim elves in fantastical leaf ensembles and various
               anamorphic animals in vests and gloves and cravat and bowler
               hats. A strange surreal combination of steampunk and
               primordial forest fantasy. When ever Yummie Wang got a few
               bucks scrounged up she never missed an opportunity to blow
               some of it on the import vending machines down by the store
               front import wharfs. After all you can't blowjob a vending
               machine! Sigh, if only one could?!

               The need for money kept Yummie Wang struggling to keep one
               part time job after another long enough to get a pay check
               and as Azure Angel to find enough paying gigs using her mad
               ninja skills to make a buck that did not impede upon her
               super heroine moral code. Not an easy thing to do. But there
               were a few regular job providers she could pinch for some
               quick if quirky work and one of them was Professor Whirtler.

               Which was why she was now in his lab, leaning with her back
               against a steel support I-beam, looking sour, surrounded by
               several young girls who were pestering her with questions,
               while she was waiting for the Professor to get done talking
               to the teacher, who was leading the school tour through his
               lab.

               "Well," Azure Angel sighed and blew upwards at her bangs
               which were hanging in her large gray eyes. "If I had to pick
               one thing that every young girl needs to know if she wanted
               to be a super heroine I would have to say; that she needs to
               know how to get from one place to another in public naked."

               "Really?!" One of the girls looked up from her cell phone on
               which she was typing up notes like the others around her.
               "Yep. Probably the most vital skill there is. I mean you
               won't hear that from Ms. Americana or Got Gal or Omega Woman,
               they will just tell you to brush your teeth and eat your
               vegetables and do your homework. But yeah, seriously, the
               number of times you find yourself wearing only your gloves,
               mask, and boots, and needing to cross town is like insane."

               The small group of girls nodded vigorously.

               "And insertion."

               "Insertion?" The tow headed girl in curls frowned and stopped
               thumb typing as the red head next to her shrugged at her look
               and scratched her head, perplexed, in turn.

               "Yeah, you guys are still a little young so you should start
               with carrots. But you are going to be needing to reach
               cucumbers before you even think of putting on a mask and
               cape."

               "I am allergic to carrots," one of the girls said sadly. 

               Azure Angel shrugged.

               "But we can start practicing naked walks through the city.
               Can't we?"

               Azure Angel shrugged again. "Sure. Whatever."

               The girls began slipping out of their sun dresses of pleats
               and bows.

               "What would be a good distance for us to start with?" The red
               head voiced as she helped unzipped one girl and then turned
               giggling to be unzipped in turn.

               Azure Angel thought for a second, "ah, you know Poet's Park?
               That's right through the center of downtown and its a good
               two miles there and back."

               "Alright. We can leave our shoes on too right?" The girls all
               waved bye and giggled and fled out the room wearing nothing
               but their shoes, socks, and smiles.

               Azure Angel sighed and wondered why she could not summon up
               an I-pod?

               The teacher came over all smiles until she saw the piles of
               dresses upon the floor then she went white and then red;
               "what have you done to my students?! You didn't vaporize them
               did you?!"

               "Don't get your panties in a twist. They went to Poet's Park
               just off downtown."

               The teacher blinked at Azure Angel who tried to smile back
               reassuringly but it came out more like a leer.

               "But-But their clothes are HERE!"

               Azure Angel shrugged.

               "You monster! You call yourself a super hero?" She began to
               franticly gather up the pile of dresses and panties and slips
               and training bras before fuming and stuttering all while
               trying to dial her cell phone which meant she dropped over
               half of the clothes behind her as she stormed out of the lab.

               Professor Whirtler broke off talking to one of his lab
               assistants and came over to Azure Angel. He saw the teacher
               slamming out the lab doors and smiled and waved after her
               utterly oblivious to her enraged state or the trail of young
               girls clothes leading from Azure Angel's boot toes to the lab
               doors.

               "Ah. Azure Angel!" He turned back and smiled at her or at
               least in her general direction. She was utterly certain the
               man must be half blind and the other half deaf. "So good you
               could drop by. I have been going over the haul you brought in
               from Dragon Queen's secret base that you uncovered and broke
               up the other day."

               "It's too bad she got away... again." Azure Angel dropped her
               crossed arms from their shadow perch under her huge
               projecting breasts to clutch at her slim stomach which
               rumbled in hunger.

               "It is what it is," the Professor shrugged. "While I
               understand the necessity to remove such a threat off the
               streets; alas from my scientific perspective, I am a little
               glad she got away. After all they don't make new creations
               and inventions in jail do they?"

               Azure Angel frowned she was beginning to worry that this was
               not going to be a 'paying' gig after all. The old man loved
               to talk and on several occasions he had summoned her only to
               then spend the entire afternoon or evening rambling. Well at
               least she could get some freebies out of the lab vending
               machine once she had humored him enough. But a girl could
               only live on so much diet coke and cherry blast fudge nut
               bars.

               "I have managed to duplicate Dragon Queen's ninja serum... I
               think?" The Professor pulled out a hypo-gun out of his lab
               pocket.

               "Seriously?!" Azure Angel scoffed, "you mean she has a ninja
               serum?! Professor it takes decades to even master the basics
               of ninjistu. I find it hard to believe that-"

               "Er, well let's find out." The Professor aimed the gun from
               the hip and shot one of his lab assistants.

               Azure Angel recoiled back in alarm and shock.

               The assistant shot bolt upright and then suddenly began to
               leap upon a near by desk and strike various martial art poses
               while shouting out Ki combat cries as his muscles grew
               slightly and his body toned up.

               The Professor kept nonchalantly shooting his assistants one
               after the other in the most placid manner of indifference.

               Azure Angel reached out a hand and then yanked it back
               uncertain if she should try and stop the man. Meanwhile, the
               room was filled with former lab assistants now ninja's
               leaping and flipping about shouting out their combat yells
               and striking at the air.

               The Professor seemed pleased until the ninja's began to kick
               over desks and file cabinets and computer terminals and the
               coffee urn at which point he barked them to order.

               "That's enough! That's enough! That's most certainly enough!"
               He screamed. "Good God you have trampled ALL of the jelly
               doughnuts you yellow skinned heathens!"

               Azure Angel clutched at her stomach as it howled at the news
               the last of the doughnuts had just bought the big one and
               then frowned as she realized some remark about yellow skin
               had just flown by her.

               The Professor sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose and
               then shook his head. "All right. The lot of you go down to
               the basement and clear out those Mister Grabby plants Flag
               Girl let loose."

               "Yes, oh, round eye, one." One of the assistants bowed
               speaking with a Japanese accent and then vanished in a pouf
               of smoke.

               "All of you means all of you. Now go!"

               "Yes, white devil master," another bowed and vanished.

               "And you. You there so pathetically trying to hide behind the
               potted plant. You too!"

               "Yes, lowly barbarian cur." POUF!

               The Professor sighed again and shook his head, "just look at
               this mess."

               "Ah, Mister Grabby plants?" Azure Angel puzzled out loud.

               "Oh, yes, Flag Girl discovered them and thus named them. A
               new type of rape-tiod plant that combines its milker and
               grappler and insemination tentacles all into one. So it can
               rape, hold, milk with any tentacle instead of the usual
               specialized tentacles. Makes it a bit more unpredictable and
               bothersome. And, er, makes the tentacles considerably thicker
               if you, ah, know what I mean?"

               "Oh. Wonderful."

               "Yes. As mutations go it is intriguing. Now," he plopped the
               dart gun back into his lab coat and slapped his palms
               together and vigorously rubbed them. "The reason I called you
               is this!" The Professor yanked a wrapped ham sandwich out of
               his lab pocket.

               Azure Angel brightened up and reached for it.

               The Professor looked at the sandwich and shook his head and
               returned it to a lab coat pocket and yanked out a heavy
               looking wrist device.

               Azure Angel dropped her hand and smile and sunk sullenly
               against the post again.

               "You know what that is?!"

               "No."

               "Well guess! Guess!"

               "Is it a ham sandwich?"

               "NO. It's a time machine! Came out of all that junk you
               brought back from Dragon Queen's lab. Not really her thing;
               time machines as a rule. She's more biology. Sperm and egg.
               That sort of thing. But she has been working along side Pervo
               off and on lately and I guess he must have left this little
               beauty behind. Sort of like leaving behind at a friend's
               house a CD or a pack of cigarettes or a used condom or-"

               "It's a bit small for a time machine. Isn't?"

               "Oh. This from the doubting Thomas of the ninja serum. Of
               course it's not too small. I mean what size IS time. No this
               thing powers off graviton waves and eh, well magnetic
               polarization of magnetic field lines, eh, and ah, well-"

               "You're sure it's a time travel device?"

               "Yes! Ah, well could do with some testing. Just to make
               sure."

               Azure Angel sighed and held out a limp wrist and the
               Professor giddily strapped the metal bracelet gizmo on her.

               "It's a bit heavy. Kind of Clunky. Going to be a bit awkward
               walking around with this weight on me."

               "Oh, this from the girl with tits the size of beach balls.
               Geesh! Brighten up! Perk up!' The Professor suddenly made
               jazz-hands on either side of his head and smiled broadly,
               "sparkle motion!"

               "Eh, yeah. So how do I make it work? Do I just press here-"

               "STOP!STOP!STOP!STOP!" The Professor ran screaming across the
               room until he was behind a large metal slab with a small
               glass window in it. He then peaked over the metal slab from
               across the far side of the room and said in a normal voice,
               "all right you may now proceed with your experiment."

               Azure Angel rolled her eyes and sighed and began pushing
               buttons and twiddling dials randomly.

               At first nothing happened and then there was a large blinding
               white pulse. 

               When her eyes adjusted she found she was still in the lab and
               the Professor was still peeking at her through the narrow
               glass window in the slab of heavy steel.

               The pulse repeated again before Azure Angel could say
               anything. The same huge white wave. It erupted out of the
               device on her wrist then spread out in an ever increasing
               circle until it disappeared through the lab walls.

               It erupted again. And again. At increasing frequency. Each
               pulses seemed stronger and happening at shorter intervals.
               Again and again. More and more rapid like a car engine trying
               to turn over.

               Azure Angel stared around her; she seemed to be able to 'see'
               the white pulse of pure light travel on and on beyond the
               walls of the room. In fact the room seemed to be becoming
               increasingly... transparent. And around her blurry white
               objects began to move about or hover in the air. With each
               pulse there were more and more of the white objects and the
               room and the professor became stretched and thinner and more
               transparent.

               Soon the walls of the lab were gone and she was surrounded by
               these vertical white fuzzy glowing caterpillars floating in
               the air. The white caterpillars became blurry humanoid and
               shape and started moving around at normal speed. Walking,
               stopping, bending over picking things up. But they remained
               imprinted upon a ghostly swirl of the lab and now the grounds
               right outside the lab.

               With each pulsing light wave the lab continued to dissolve
               and fade and the white figures took more and more a firm
               shape and substance.

               Then a tipping point was reached and the racing pulse began
               to slow down again. As if it had reached the bottom of a
               slope and now was slowly rising up the other side to another
               hill top. 

               When the white pulse faded in its intensity and slowed down
               to an almost imperceptible ebb with several minutes between
               its discharges; Azure Angel found herself standing on a broad
               flat stone platform with a panorama of a stone dammed lake
               and stone cause way and endless gardens and farm fields and a
               distant walled city of stone behind which numerous towers and
               a large central pyramid structure rose and around her were
               numerous young women who looked at her with utter shock and
               surprise.

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               The pulse was gone as was the lab and the Professor and Delta
               City and quiet possibly all of Earth as she knew it. She
               could still 'feel' the pulse; very lethargic, very dull and
               slow and deep in its lingering beat, but she could no longer
               see it.

               She stood upon a platform of fitted stone with a thick heavy
               jungle at her back. To her right was a long low walled dam
               made out of the same heavy yellowish stone blocks. It ran
               straight in front of her in to the distant edge of the walled
               city. She stood upon the embanked raised near shore. 

               A stone cause way ran along the dam raised up to it and so
               placed so that a walking person was a body and a half from
               the height of its lip. In three places a cut was made in the
               dam's lip and water fell down a shaft cut into the surface of
               the damn wall. This water fell into a series of small lakes
               which each in turn repeated the features of its master above
               and thus was a stepping stone of lakes and water falls.

               To her far right the embankment surrounding the lake as a
               levee overshadowed a stone pavement where many benches and
               small gardens rimmed the somber jungle.

               To her left raw jungle edged up to the valley where the
               stepping stone lakes and water falls finally ended in farm
               fields and a river that was as much a lake as a river that
               winded out of her sight in a bowl of steep cliffs and flat
               valley bottom land. The river at the very limit of her sight
               bent sharply to the left and back toward the heavy jungle.

               Directly in front of her the raised stone walkway bridged the
               lower lake and lead to large walled gates. Behind these heavy
               gates innumerably towers of all shapes and sizes but mostly
               square in design rose above the walls. And in the center of
               all of this was a large pyramid.

               The flat side of the pyramid that faced her had two stair
               cases that started in its base center (which she could not
               see yet because of the wall blocking it) these open stairs
               ran out from the center at a sharp angle to the edge of the
               side and then cut back in again to meet in the center where
               they then cut back out at an angle to the outer edges and
               repeated thus to they reached the top of the pyramid.

               At each meeting of the stairs there was cut back into the
               pyramid a large opening leading into the center of the
               structure. Many plants grew upon the pyramid and at these
               openings where several trees and thick bushes. 

               This was because though the pyramid looked smooth at a
               distance it was in face heavily carved with reliefs and
               images and blocks were carved back and designed to house
               fines and plants like stone window boxes. These boxes were
               filled routinely with wood chips upon which these flowered
               vines grew with little root system.

               Latter observation would reveal to her that the pyramid was
               not a true three sided pyramid as she would have understood
               the term used but had four sides and the design of 'V' shaped
               stairs cut into its side was repeated on all four sides.

               All the structures were made out of the same yellow stone.
               Many of the blocks were megalithic in size. And all seemed to
               be joined together with such uncanny precision and masonry
               skill as to show no sign of mortar between the hair line
               fittings of the stones.

               Everything glowed. Everything glowed a golden glow. The whole
               panorama had a Max Parish painting light to it. There was no
               sun in the sky. No clouds. A clear seamless blue sky fell
               down to be reflected by a ripple-less blue lake. Blue
               reflecting blue.

               In this strange landscape people moved. Immediately next to
               her moving on the path by the embanked lake and moving slowly
               up to her uncertainly up the stone steps leading to her
               raised stone platform at the jungle edge; moved women.

               The women had oriental faces. Beautiful and serene if
               somewhat confused and a little afraid. They wore only a long
               skirt of delicate fabric that was heavily embroidered with
               designs. The skirt was worn tied at the waist with a wide
               sash. It was worn as a sheaf over the back of the buttocks
               covering all the lower legs to the ankles. But in the front
               it was worn open exposing the naked sex of the women.

               Upon their slim arms they wore countless thing bracelets and
               bangles encrusted with gemstones. At their long swan like
               necks they wore more necklaces of all shapes and sizes but
               their breasts were as bare and exposed as was their sex.

               Upon the bridge causeway sat women fishing with thin long
               simple poles. They wore the same open slitted skirt. But they
               also wore an open small jacket made of the same material as
               the skirts. Some of the jackets had short sleeves some were
               sleeveless all were left open at the front and in fact
               obviously were designed so they could not be pulled closed. 

               Some of the women fishing were also wearing round hats. These
               simple hats were of a simple circle of woven fiber with a
               small round cut out in the center. It was worn by simply
               pulling the center cutout down upon your head and letting the
               top of your head poke up out of the hat. The hats were of
               stiff white-yellow woven material and though simple were
               wonderfully made so that patterns and shapes and designs were
               woven into them. 

               Like the clothing the simple hats were edged in heavy
               bordering that lent a stiffness to the garments and an extra
               air of ostentation to the wearer.

               The women who had seen her, about half a dozen, approached
               her carefully and nodded and smiled and kept eyeing her
               garments with much curiosity. Never in all her life had Azure
               Angel felt so over dressed!

               The women spoke in a language she did not understand but it
               was obvious that once initial curiosity of her garments and
               recognition of her lack of being able to speak or understand
               their words that the general gist was that she should follow
               them and make her way to the walled city. This she allowed
               and ended up in an odd awkward gate of trying to strike out
               for the gate rapidly and stumble in place to turn to a pair
               of curious touching hands and being yanked politely forward
               on again.

               Azure Angel quickly noticed two things; the first was that
               every woman wore a knife upon her. These were short blades
               about five to six inches in length. Being double edged for
               slashing in either direction and being unusually broad bladed
               for a dagger giving them excellent width for thrusting
               attacks despite their almost round pointed tip. These daggers
               were worn in ornate sheaves upon the hip in special loops
               attached to the upper skirt hem or worn strapped to the
               ankle. But every woman she saw wore one if not two.

               The second thing she noticed occurred when she reached the
               towering gate which was open both its heavy wooden doors and
               its metal dropping portal gate. For the guards who formed up
               to meet her were women too. And she suddenly realized all the
               dozens of people she had seen so far had all been women!

               The female guards were dressed identically to all the other
               women she had seen with the open front sarong and numerous
               layers of necklaces and arm bands and rings and ankle
               bracelets. But in addition to this they were armed with broad
               bladed spears that were a head and a half taller than they
               were and shields that when resting on the ground rose up to
               their armpits. 

               Some wore additional pieces of metal on their body for extra
               protection such as; a front head piece or biceps coverings or
               forearm guards.

               Only one wore a full helmet with a metal cap and cheek flaps
               and wore a full metal and leather chest piece and this one
               was obviously the one in charge of the guards at the gate.

               She was a bit taller than the others which meant she could
               stare Azure Angel straight in the eye. She also took a lot
               longer to convince that Azure Angel did not speak the local
               language and had no way to convey the rather complex idea
               that she had no idea where she was or why she was there.

               Eventually she was lead on; fully surrounded by her own
               personal guard into the city. The gate house was large and
               had two metal descending portal gates so while she had been
               dealing with the gate guard all she could make out of the
               inner city was a lot of blurry figures moving about on the
               bright stone pavement as she stood in shadow.

               Now that she was inside the city she noticed many things.
               First she was right about seeing only women. The entire
               population of the city that she could see tended to be women
               all wearing the same dress though all wearing it in as many
               different styles and flourishes as possible. 

               She noticed the wall and gate house were very thick. Over
               forty feet in width yet only a sixty feet high if that.

               She noticed that the pyramid which was almost immediately
               before her was not nearly as big as she had imagined. It was
               only about four stories and she could now see that it was
               covered in plants and midrid small water falls and had a
               mosaic moat of shallow water all around it full of large
               brightly colored fish. 

               The earth was covered in more flat stone identical to all the
               other stone used and a lot of blowing dirt. There were many
               gushing fountains of all designs and at least two were being
               worked on and another being carved by a stone mason.

               The city was also not as large as she had first took it to
               be.
               Mountains rose abruptly at its back and ran down into the now
               unseen valley of farm land to her right and walled in the
               equally obstructed by the city wall view of the lake to her
               left.

               As such the pyramid sat in the center of the front court yard
               but only a few dozen streets of small stone houses filled in
               the rest of the natural mountain bowl in a crescent around
               the backside and sides of the pyramid.

               She guessed that for all the architectural wonder around her
               and painstaking work of hundreds of thousands of man hours of
               labor that less than few hundred women lived inside the walls
               of this city.

               Much to her surprise she was not lead to the central pyramid
               but along side it and past it to one of the few two story
               stone buildings in the city and promptly lead inside and
               placed into a room which could not be mistaken for anything
               other than a holding cell. 

               The bared door was closed and bolted with a sliding bolt that
               could not be reached from the inside. She realized that she
               had seen no locks of any kind and her prison cell did not
               look much used for all its layers of dust and she wondered at
               the lack of crime but then when all women are dripping with
               gems and silver and gold necklaces and wandering idly about
               in lavish gardens who is there without that needs to steal?

               To her utter surprise the door had no sooner closed than it
               reopened and she was lead back out into the small room where
               she was seated upon the floor before a low table where food
               was quickly placed before her as well as jugs of spiced wine.

               She ate everything they brought her and was slightly miffed
               when they brought her no more despite her exaggeratedly
               licking the decorative ceramic plates and loudly sucking her
               fingers and even lifting up the table and looking for dropped
               bits of food that might have rolled under it. But no. No more
               food made its way to her. 

               She was lead back into the cell and this time a large pitcher
               of cold water, a large basin of warm water, a wash rag, a
               towel, a small cup, and an empty large mouth pot with a pile
               of scented paper was left to her disposal.

               It took her a minute to realize the pot was her toilet and
               the scented paper her toilet paper. The scented paper had
               hand painted designs of cranes on it and she wondered at the
               extravagance of such.

               She dispelled her clothes and bathed as best she could in the
               warm water and then left her costume unsummoned and her self
               naked for a wait of several hours.

               When a new guard came for her she resummoned her costume and
               mask and followed her new escort. These women were both
               different from the gate guards (who she saw gathered at the
               mouth of the gate watching her exit her prison shack) in
               mannerism and dress. In mannerism they dripped royal regal
               indifference to her utterly. They walked with languid
               indolent pace and seemed to not to notice anyone. In
               appearance they were monestrous. They wore lacquered bronze
               armor that covered them from head to foot. And hideous
               frenzied faced masks with their helmets. They also wore
               swords on their hips.

               The armor was a strange mix of western Gothic fluted style,
               with Japanese face mask and segmented style. The clank of
               their armor was offset by small wind-chimes that were set on
               small hooks off the back of their shoulders as well as small
               pitched flutes set upon their forearm guards so when they
               walked and swung their arms there was a strange drone and
               whistle and chime to their base clunk of metal. 

               These were warriors who wanted you to see them coming from a
               mile away. Fearless and to be feared. Utterly imperial. As
               such they must be taking her to the woman in charge. And this
               time they took her into the pyramid.

               *************************************************************

               Thankfully she was not made to climb the stair cases that
               crisscrossed the front of the four sided structure she was
               lead straight into the base opening on the side facing the
               only gate in the wall and to do this she had to pass over a
               highly arched rainbow bridge over the mosaic tiled coy pond
               moat.

               There were no doors on the pyramid structure and with the
               lack of anything but sliding bolts to bar a door and no key
               locks of any kind and truly she had seen only one bar lock
               and that on her cell and just one cell, well... the strange
               mix of a huge wall and massive lone gate and yet not security
               at all inside the wall had Azure Angel rather confused. 

               Her confusion only increased when she was lead a very short
               distance and found herself before a step pyramid throne and
               upon it not a woman but the first and only man she had thus
               far seen.

               He wore a mishmash of culture much like his city. He wore a
               blanket coat highly brocaded with the left arm pulled out and
               the sleeve pulled back and buttoned to his shoulder lapel so
               his entire left arm was bare as was his chest washboard
               stomach. His right side was covered by the coat and he wore a
               pair of tiger skin pants and Chinese silk balloon pants.
               He wore his hair in a long braided que wrapped around his
               neck but he had a Japanese style helmet and face mask and
               sword beside his throne. His bow and quiver were Mongolian
               bone and sinew composite and there were Egyptian designs
               painted upon his armor and the face mask was of the jackal
               god Anubius. 

               "You must be a bit confused by all of this," he pointed a
               long finger at the heavy metal bracelet upon her wrist. He
               spoke some more but she was indeed confused and failed to
               respond or answer him.

               He then switched to English which suddenly made her realize
               that he had been speaking in Japanese. She instantly decided
               to pretend she did not understand Japanese and responded to
               his English.

               He nodded and then pointed at her breasts, "You looked ,er,
               American. Lot's of protein and fat in your diet."

               What followed next went by very quickly and was very bizarre.
               One of the masked guards behind her yelled loudly in Japanese
               that there was a snake about to bite her ankle.

               The throne room was dark despite the large burning braziers
               but she only recoiled away from the guard and turned her
               upper body and looked at her in shock and bewilderment. She
               did not move her feet one inch nor look so much as a glance
               down at them.

               A few minutes latter right in the middle of some more
               conversations with the man who looked to be in his thirties
               on the throne and who was asking her polite casual questions
               about what she thought of the city and how she had been
               treated. The same guard screamed out that a lamp was falling
               and about to hit her and to move out of the way. Again in
               Japanese.

               Azure Angel once again cringed at the yelling guard and then
               asked if this woman was going to continue to yell gibberish
               at her? Was this some odd custom?

               The man smirked and apologized and said no. From that point
               on the man talked to her in English and his masked imperial
               guards in Japanese. 

               The conversation remained lax and consisted of small talk. As
               time went by he continued to perform his daily court tasks by
               talking to his courtiers in Chinese and Mandarin.

               Azure Angel spoke fluent English, Japanese, Chinese, French,
               German, Russian, and some Mandarin and sub-dialects, she
               still couldn't follow Peter Calpaldai's Doctor Who without
               subtitles and she had no idea what Bob Dylan was singing.

               Until she had seen the title, 'like a rolling stone' she had
               swore he was singing, 'bring the whore home'?!

               Over the course of the next two hours of her audience, during
               which she was required to stand through out, she realized the
               man on the throne required his subjects to learn a language
               based upon their duties. They all seemed to speak this
               guttural polygonum of bastard Manchurian and Cantonese and
               mix of  Chinese sub-dialects, but the gate guard were
               instructed and ordered in some Slavic tongue that she began
               to guess might be Serbian with its half Russian mixture. The
               royal guard spoke Japanese. The courtiers who carried out his
               commands on daily functions spoke Chinese and Mandrin. There
               seemed to be some Taiwanese being thrown about as well.

               Basically she could understand the imperial guard orders and
               replies readily and most of the gist of the courtiers orders
               and responses and almost nothing of the commoners and gate
               guards all who seemed to arrive and make some report or
               receive some command during her two hour post.

               Meanwhile she continued to play dumb to anything not-English
               and consequently learned a great deal more than she should
               have in just two short hours.

               The man on the throne was Kum Pow and his city was little
               more than a harem who for whatever reason now had to run its
               self with the whores doing more than applying nail polish and
               brushing their hair all day.

               This explained why there was no market and no money. Carts of
               food were brought up early in the morning from the farms in
               the valley below and the women went out and took what they
               wanted. They had to do their own cooking. There seemed to be
               no meat. But the smell of bread baking was constantly on the
               air. 

               Internal crime within the city was unheard of but there was
               apparently a serious external threat but what it was never
               was mentioned.

               Azure Angel found it strange that a few gate guards and a few
               personal royal guards could deal with any serious attack to
               the city. And a militia of dagger wielding women who spent
               several hours a day practicing batting their eyes at their
               own reflections in the many limpid bathing pools seemed
               preposterous.

               The farmers down below didn't seem to be upset and the
               alluded to miners did not seem to weren't any oversight or
               discipline. The metal smiths and stone masons weren't
               grumbling.
               Whatever the threat it was becoming increasingly apparent
               that it was directed solely at Kum Pow himself and not any of
               his all female subjects nor was the threat coming from his
               all female subjects. 

               What's more one of the courtiers apparent duties was to
               supply Kum Pow with an almost endless list of statistics and
               items in stores, crop harvests, fisheries, people population,
               new building projects, etc.

               The population was interesting. His entire kingdom housed
               only four hundred souls. All women. Of these forty were his
               children, all girls. Who apparently were kept down in a sort
               of school mini-harem in the valley waiting their coming of
               age and mandatory marriage to Kum Pow.

               Oh, and at the very last Kum Pow was informed that his
               birthday feast was in the works and would be a week long.
               After all how many people make it to the big 8-0-0?

               It was hard not to react to that one. Azure Angel had to bite
               her lip at the notion that the man sitting on the raised
               thrown before her was a few weeks away from being eight
               hundred years old?!

               At last the long days work was done and with night setting
               and Azure Angel was dismissed and handed off to one of the
               courtiers who spoke fluent if weirdly accented English.

               She was charged with all science related project oversight
               and they ate together in her small home behind the pyramid.
               They ate the evening meal (the one meal a day with meat in
               it. That meat always being some form of fish.) And then
               proceeded to climbed up the outside of the pyramid which
               Azure Angel found to be rather questionable as the long day
               and the large meal had made her logy and ready for bed. But
               the courtier, whose name was translated into English as
               Second Rising Sun, insisted and the climb though it looked
               arduous turned out to be rather leisurely if long and
               repetitive.

               At the top of the pyramid were several telescopes and
               astrolabes and various other star and sun measuring devices
               and 'Sun', as Azure Angel insisted calling the not very happy
               with that abbreviation to her name, showed the tired teen
               over and over again that the stars in the heaven were
               identical to the stars of the place she had left.

               Apparently the fact that she was wearing a bracelet that had
               brought her here was not a wonder to anyone at all in the
               slightest and Azure Angel thought that was right shit.

               It took the tired teen several attempts to understand what
               Sun was trying to tell her because Sun was one of those
               intelligent types who are utterly convinced that just telling
               someone something is not going to work they have to figure it
               out themselves to really learn and understand it! Of course
               this is utter bullshit and why wars start.

               Finally Azure Angel got it... almost. The bracelet was not a
               time machine bracelet as she had not traveled in time at all.
               It was also not some kind of space traveling device because
               if she looked closely she could see that all around her were
               the same geographic rock outcropping and river and valley of
               the Delta City she had left. True the damming of the river
               had changed things a bit and in the world she had left a lot
               of landscaping had been done to the coast which she couldn't
               see do to the heavy forest. And the forest was indeed now
               that she gave it a good look not quiet a rain forest but more
               a hard wood forest but she had only seen forests on TV and in
               the movies and they were always tropical rainforests or
               African jungles.

               SO... okay she had not traveled back wards or forwards in
               time and she had not left the very spot she had been standing
               in when it had been a lab with a Professor Whirtler in it. 

               So what had happened? 

               Frustrated at Azure Angel just not getting it and seeing the
               teen increasingly getting angry to the point of not wanting
               to get it and Sun now suddenly worried about Kum Pow getting
               pissed that Azure Angel did not understand 'everything' the
               next time he saw her when obviously he expected Sun to make
               her understand and Sun perhaps realizing that Azure Angel was
               perhaps not the brightest star in the firmament did what she
               should have done at the very beginning instead of dragging
               the tired teen all the way to the top of a fucking pyramid;
               she sighed shrugged and just told her... everything.

               *************************************************************

               Which broke down to this; the bracelet upon Azure Angel's
               wrist had not been made by Doctor Pervo or Dragon Queen or
               anyone back in 'her' world it had been made in Kum Pow's
               world and sent into Azure Angel's world with hope of someone
               putting it on and traveling back to Kum Pow's world.

               Kum Pow's world was the same world both in time and place as
               Azure Angel's world just slightly out of sync. A sort of
               invisible world. Except is was not a world. It was an area of
               about one hundred miles in radius. 

               Go to far and you literally fell of the edge of Kum Pow's
               world. So instead of an invisible world it was more an
               invisible city. 

               An invisible city filled with women ruled by a deathless Kum
               Pow. But Kum Pow had some problems. First, he banished all
               male children he sired to the forests. There they were taken
               in by the already banished males living there.

               Second; for a while now all of the children Kum Pow sired
               were only males. The forests were riddled with men who wanted
               to kill Kum Pow and claim the women and the city for their
               own. 

               To this the women seemed to waver from absolute fear of the
               men in the forest to almost banal complicity to those same
               men's desires.

               Kum Pow therefore wanted two things from Azure Angel's world.
               One, women. He was utterly convinced that 800 years of
               banging his own children's, children, children, ad nauseam,
               had made the women now only able to produce male offspring. 

               And two he wanted some of those machine guns he had heard
               whispered about by the handful of males that had responded to
               the first four wrist bands he had sent through the edges of
               the mist to Azure Angel's world over the decades. Whispered
               about from the lips of men just before he pushed them off a
               cliff. He wanted those guns so his guards could finally sweep
               the forest clean of all those angry bloodthirsty men.

               He had been too generous too kind too lax and now he needed
               to purge his world of all those dangerous men and get some
               new good breeding stock.

               He was most impressed with Azure Angel and if she could just
               bring him a few dozen more like her and several of these
               machine guns he would be happy and even consent to make her
               his primary wife!

               If Azure Angel had been a tad more rested she would have
               mentally worked out that the best and in fact only course of
               action was to go along with Kum Pow and lean into his designs
               and fenagle a way back to the Professors lab promising a
               return with weapons and women that she had no intent to make.

               But she was tired. And when Azure Angel is tired she is
               little Miss Cranky Pants. She shouted, "FUCK THAT!" Over and
               over again until she stopped panting and realized that Sun
               had no idea what the word 'fuck' meant. 

               So Azure Angel explained it to her; of course the simple fact
               is that fuck means sex. And so Sun was very excited that
               Azure Angel seemed to want to get it on with Kum Pow in such
               a definitive eager way. 

               So Azure Angel then had to try and explain that fuck while it
               means sex also means; 'no, I won't do it.
               I completely disagree. That is bullshit.' But that is like
               explaining that 'banana' means fruit; and 'no, I won't do it.
               I completely disagree. That is bullshit.' Or the word,
               'tricycle' or 'grizzle bear' or 'avocado' or any other word
               you can think of which of course dose not mean, 'no, I won't
               do it. I completely disagree. That is bullshit.' And then
               trying to explain that it does mean all of that, when of
               course it really doesn't. 

               Fuck only means sex, nothing else. But when you live in
               country settled by puritanical religious fundamental nut jobs
               who just managed to escape a country that was about to do to
               them what we are now doing to their contemporary Al Qudia
               compatriots; then, well, any word that is a slang term for
               sex is considered a derogatory swear word, that when used in
               any angry connotation means all the aforementioned and then
               some, no matter how much it really doesn't. 

               And explaining that to a woman who walks around with her tits
               hanging out and her pierced bejeweled pussy on full display
               as per the fashion of her people for generations innumerable,
               and who in fact, is trying very hard not to show her disgust
               at a teen girl who has covered her breasts and groin up...
               is, well, fuck it!

               The entire night was spent up on that pyramid and an
               exhausted and pissed Azure Angel climbed down it followed by
               a bewildered and very nervous 'Sun' who pulled and tugged at
               her rings and dreaded the morning meeting with Kum Pow.

               For whatever reason, it never occurred to her that the
               weighty device on her wrist could not get her home. That it
               was a one way ticket to ride. Even though she had never
               thought to ask how it worked or how do I get home with this;
               Azure Angel just assumed that having seen what there was to
               see and being so extremely tired that she would bed down on
               her futon in Sun's house, and wake up tomorrow (preferably
               some time in the late afternoon) and head home to give the
               Professor an earful and not stop until she had enough money
               in the palm of her outstretched hand for rent and to fill her
               fridge and freezer. Hmmmm, Dairy Queen!!!!!

               *************************************************************

               As it was she got less than an hour of sleep and at the crack
               of dawn the imperial guard showed up to roust her into Kum
               Pow's presence. She just couldn't quiet stand up. So the
               imperial guard simply grabbed the corners of her futon and
               carried it and her into the royal presence.

               She arrived snoring and thus naked. Naked for women was
               normal here so this was not considered inappropriate in Kum
               Pow's presence and he let her sleep at his feet as he
               conducted the day's business.

               Occasionally he would play with one of her huge tits, that
               each dwarfed her head, with his slipper foot and laugh at the
               naughty things she would say in her sleep as he did so.

               The nervous Sun answered her lords queries honestly; yes, she
               believed the teen girl Azure Angel understood what was
               expected of her, no, she was not sure the girl had willingly
               and utterly agreed to these things.

               Kum Pow simply shrugged at this. And ordered that the device
               upon her wrist be removed and rebuilt to be sent again into
               the lands of the mists.

               The naked girl at his feet looked too pleasant to send back
               to the land of the mists and his experienced eye could see
               she would bear him many female offspring. This left him with
               a problem of how to get more such women and some of these
               'machine guns' he had been so thrilled about since they were
               mentioned to him dozens of years ago.

               Still sending a reluctant girl from the mists back to the
               mists would be to surely lose her forever and the guns and
               the promise of more brides like her. No, it would be better
               to keep her and bed her and use her to sire more legitimate
               offspring and hope the bracelet could lure more like her in
               the future.

               He had sent over a hundred such devices into the land of
               mists each one costing the life of several women barriers who
               had to take it far enough into the mists for it to cross and
               who perished doing so. 

               Of the hundred only seven had returned. Six of those had been
               men. The first two he had banished into the forest but now
               the forest was too full of men and so he killed the others.
               He could not kill his own sons though. Not as infants. But
               those savage adult men. Those he could kill. Those that would
               kill him. Those that threatened the fragile ecosystem of his
               invisible city. They raped the forests and polluted it so
               that there was scarcely a bird or animal alive in it. Now he
               and his wives had to rely solely on the farm produce and fish
               to subsist.

               But now he had his first women from the mist and she was
               certainly everything he could hope for; he lightly kicked her
               tit and she moaned like a slut in heat and everyone laughed.

               For reasons not he nor any of his scientist could discover
               none born in his land could use the device to travel through
               to the land of mists. He guessed it may have had something to
               do with his lands being so much smaller than theirs but he
               could not be certain. He also was not entierly sure that once
               some one came into his lands that they could safely go back
               but the tests seemed to suggest it was possible.
               Still he did not want to risk his new bride on such a test.
               Better to wait until someone else found another wrist band
               and activated it. 

               If it was a man he would send him back immediately this time.
               After all he now knew from the last man to come into his
               invisible city that he had the most powerful allure for the
               mist kingdom; his mines were almost limitless with gems and
               gold and silver and they pulled buckets of diamonds out of
               the river beds! 

               Any man that now came through the mists he could shove
               handfuls of such wealth into his hands and pat him on the
               butt to go back and he knew he would return in very short
               order indeed with whatever he could find to trade for
               handfuls of more. 

               Still he was no fool. Those machine guns he wanted could just
               as easily be used against him to take what he offered in
               trade for nothing in return. Men were dangerous. Men were
               deadly. He alone could be trusted. But he had a plan.

               He ordered his bride to be taken away and cleaned and ready
               for her wedding night. He would take her on the night of his
               birthday. Such a thing was unheard of but then this just
               showed all his other brides how special this new one really
               was. He understood that there was a pecking order behind his
               back between his women and he pretended that he did not see
               it but it did serve him well at times.

               Azure Angel was taken away to a lone tower this time and
               locked up, still snoring loudly as an old hound dog upon a
               southern porch in the summer time.

               *************************************************************

               The days in the tower passed and the nights passed too. Azure
               Angel passed them quietly getting Sun to come visit her and
               tried to wheedle more and more information out of her. 

               No one seemed to understand that she could summon her clothes
               or summon weapons and no one knew she had increased strength
               and agility and healing powers. No one hear had ever heard of
               a super heroine before; though the idea of a man who could
               live to be 800 and look all of 30 was super in its own way.

               Azure Angel was confident that with her Aphrodite gene
               enhanced abilities and summoned weapons and costume she could
               easily escape anytime she wanted. But escaping a tower or
               some guards or even Kum Pow was pointless unless she knew how
               to return to 'the mist lands' as the people of the invisible
               city called it.

               But obviously Sun was rather stubborn about not talking about
               such things. And the days and nights til Kum Pow's eight
               hundredth birthday passed and it drew closer and closer as
               all the women of the city and farms hurried about putting the
               finishing touches on the decorations and pageantry.

               Desperate to avoid it but pretending she was utterly resigned
               to her wedding; Azure Angel began to try different tacks, new
               avenues of information, where she might gleam a knowledge
               allowing her to escape. The one subject Sun was most eager to
               discuss was Kum Pow. After all the more a newlywed knew her
               spouse the more she could please him.

               So Sun told her all his likes and dislikes and habits and
               foibles and pet peeves; being eight hundred years old he had
               many of these.

               Eventually, as the time was originally several weeks of
               preparation and that's a lot of talking even about an eight
               hundred year old man; there in the last few days they reached
               the bedrock of how Kum Pow had come to be Kum Pow.

               Her information here came from whispers the old courtiers and
               guards who became too old to bear children and went out into
               the mists never to return told before their going. And they
               were told in epic stories but the stories loosely revealed
               the following basic plot outline once stripped of their lured
               adventures and rampaging monsters. 

               That Kum Pow had simply walked in to the invisible city one
               day. No one knew how he had found it. And that he had left
               and returned many times. He brought people back with him. Men
               and women. Back then the invisible city 'floated' on the
               mists and when you went out into the mists you never knew
               where you would end up in the greater mist kingdom. Then
               after many years the people of the invisible city realized
               they never aged never died. They decided to stop bringing
               people from the mists back with them as the place was getting
               a bit crowded.

               Then there was a war. Terrible monsters killed everyone but
               Kum Pow who in turn slain all the monsters. Alone in his city
               he went out and gathered up many women from the mists but no
               men for the men had brought the monsters. But men came
               through the mists and again there was war and monsters.

               Then again was Kum Pow was left alone in his invisible city.
               Once again he went out into the mists and brought back women
               but not men and this time he sealed the mists so no men could
               come and attack him or his people again.

               But only he lived on and on the women aged and died. So he
               unsealed the mists.
               The first three times he went to the edge of the mists there
               was only water that one could not drink or bathe in, but on
               the forth time he unsealed the mists it was a strange land
               devoid of women or men just beasts. Some of these he brought
               into his invisible city but the floating invisible city was
               no longer floating. It had become stuck in place. And so he
               sealed the mists again.

               Hundreds of years passed and he turned his city of mud bricks
               and wood into one of stone and his daughters became his wives
               and those sons who served him well he let live with him in
               his city but most of the sons turned against him and
               reluctantly a time came where he eventually had to banish all
               his sons to the forests as soon as they were born and weaned.

               Then he began to have nothing but sons. Son after son and
               only the rare daughter ever born. And the forests grew thick
               with the raging mad sons who killed and slew and ate
               everything but could not plant could not burn knowing nothing
               of fire or metal and who even stones were too difficult for
               them to cut down the huge primordial forest trees, only good
               for throwing. They eat flesh raw and they wear the hides of
               those they kill becoming in turn the animals that no longer
               live in the dead woods they inhabit.

               Kum Pow decided to open the mists again. He brooded on this
               for a long time and no one knows why he choose to do this.
               But it may have been in hopes his sons would simply wander
               away once the mists were no longer deadly.

               But he could not open the mists. They remained closed. He
               sought another way and made the bands you used to come here.
               We can not use them to leave but you can use them to come
               here and perhaps if they are set properly you can use them to
               return.

               *************************************************************

               Azure Angel decided her only chance of escape was to convince
               Sun that the two of them together could open up the mists
               again and give this as a birthday/wedding day present to Kum
               Pow!

               This was a hard sell for Sun. Because Azure Angel is
               basically an idiot. She is very learned in street smarts
               providing those streets resemble somewhere she has dewelled
               for quiet a while. 

               But, well, if you hung thirty bronze rings from ribbons she
               could shoot an arrow through all thirty and not make a ring
               stir. 

               If you started the rings swinging and gave her thirty arrows
               she could shoot an arrow through each of those rings one
               after another before they would stop swinging and never make
               a ring twitch with the arrows passing. 

               But if you asked her what half of thirty was she would have
               to go over and start individually counting the rings and then
               have to do some complicated scratching and count them again. 

               But like all stubborn willful teenage girls Azure Angel could
               kick and scream and beg and sob her way to wearing down just
               about anyone.

               Of course to do this Olympian chore they needed several of
               the bracelets to figure out how Kum Pow made them work. This
               of course meant Sun had to figure out how they worked while
               Azure Angel gave her shoulder rubs and patted her sweating
               brow with scented hand painted crane pictured toilet paper
               and stood at the side of the small locked tower room and
               gestured with flags as she cheered her on!

               "GO SUN! GO SUN! GO! GO! GO! SUN! SUN! GO!" Twenty minutes of
               that actually got her kicked out of the tower room and she
               had to sit upon the steps while bored gate guards watched
               over her and whished she would wander off into the mists and
               die already. Favorite bride, my ass! Phweeze!

               *************************************************************

               "So there I was; the day of my shot gun wedding with Kum Pow
               and all looked hopeless!" Azure Angel was waving her arms
               around dramatically in Professor Whirtler's lab as he stared
               transfixed on her as she spoke.

               "Well, then what happened?! How did you escape?!" The equally
               excited Professor interrupted.

               "Seriously? It's a story. You just have to listen and I will
               tell  you. Stop interrupting me Professor. That is like the
               millionth time!"

               "Sorry, Azure Angel but it is so very exciting."

               "All right then. Now, where was I?"

               "You were trying to escape using the Kum Pow wrist bands but
               now it was the day of your wedding and his birthday so all
               escape seemed hopeless and impossible," Professor Whirtler
               reached into the red and white stripped popcorn bag his
               assistants were eating out of and helped himself to another
               mouthful.

               "Ah! Yes! But you see Sun had managed to figure out how the
               bands worked. Well sort of.
               Anyway, we could drop the mist barrier, and we did, but we
               also, sort of, accidently activated all the bracelets that
               were still out there in our world. You see, Kum Pow had sort
               of built an intelligence test into each bracelet. A sort of
               Chinese puzzle box. He didn't want any stupid people to get
               into his kingdom. He was looking for envoys after all to act
               as agents or go-betweens between both worlds."

               "Fascinating. Jenkins give the popcorn a few more squirts of
               movie theater butter there."

               "Yes, oh American capitalistic oppressor."

               "Hmmmm. That ninja serum stuff has quiet a kick. Three weeks
               and still active."

               "Anyway," Azure Angel waved her arms calling attention back
               to her and her story. "When we dropped the mist barrier and
               also activated the bands dozens of people just showed up
               suddenly! Including a guy in a speeding van! With the barrier
               down the bands were much more powerful and they were bringing
               not only the people wearing them or near them into the
               invisible city but also all things immediately around them!"

               "Incredible! Don't be stingy with the butter there, Jenkins.
               Pour it all on like a good chap."

               "So, the speeding van broke up the wedding ceremony very
               handily. And it turned out to be an electronics delivery van!
               Full of TV's and satellite dishes! Well, I saw that and I got
               an idea!" Azure Angel slammed a fist into her open finger
               gloved palm for effect. 

               "Er, yes must have been very painful for you dear, on the
               popcorn Jenkins not on me!"

               "So, while everything was complete pandemonium I hooked up
               those TV's and dishes, er with a little help from the guy in
               the van, and wired them into the power source that Kum Pow
               was using to charge up his wrist bands."

               "OH! I wish I could have seen that power source myself!
               Crystals you said?"

               "So, by the time Kum Pow had gotten everything back under
               control I had wired up his Pyramid temple with surround sound
               high definition big screen walls of... JAPANESE ANIMATION
               PORN!!! And you know Professor once you go Japanese animated
               porn there is just NO going back."

               "So you keep telling me, dear."

               "Well, after he got an eye full of that not only did he let
               us ALL go but he kicked the whole lot of us out and then
               resealed back up the mist so he could be alone with his
               Japanese animated porn." Azure Angel smiled and held up her
               hands palm up wards at her shoulders and then bowed slightly
               as the ninja/assistants all began to excitedly applaud.

               "So he let everyone go? The women, the newly transported
               people, the-"

               "Everyone. I thought I might have to kill the transmission
               and leave him standing there yelling, 'I WANT MY PORN' like I
               have had to do in the past and then negotiate? But nope. He
               couldn't get rid of us fast enough before he closed up the
               mist behind us."

               "What about all those horrible mindless thuggish brute men
               living in the forests? Did he kick them out too?"

               "Yep. Everyone last soul. The horde of Neanderthal-like men
               all instantly got jobs with the Republican Party so
               everything is cool."

               "And all those naked women? What became of them?"

               "They all got jobs at Hooters and Wade Industries! Just as
               soon as we all emerged outside of the mists and the news
               reporters caught up to us walking down the freeway outside of
               your labs. Heck! I don't think we made it all of a full city
               block before all of them had jobs and places to live and I
               was continuing on my way alone to the labs. Kind of pissed
               off a lot of those people standing outside in the rain
               waiting for the job fair to open up. But oh well!"

               "Amazing! Simply amazing! Well, time to tally up your payment
               for helping me with that little gizmo and seeing what it did.
               Ah, yes. Well, as per the super heroine sliding union pay
               scale you get your base pay of helping me test an unknown
               alien artifact," Professor Whirtler reached into Jenkins
               pocket and pulled out his wallet and began to riffle through
               it as Azure Angel held out her gloved hand all smiles. 

               "Ahhhhh. Well, there was no getting topped, no loss of
               bottoms, no naked internet pics taken, no butt pinching, no
               nipple tweaking, no booby molestation, no tit milking, no
               dildo rape machine, no forced orgasm, no impregnation, no
               mutant birthing, no gang rape, no solitary rape, no forced
               oral sex, no anal, no hand jobs, no around the world train
               pulled by several midgets while being forced to listen to
               Belinda Carlisle greatest hits CD, no bestiality, no being
               shrunk and raped by insects, no forced insertions, no being
               forced to self stimulate, no 69-ing another woman, in fact
               none of the regular hazard pay applies... so just the base
               pay then."

               Professor Whirtler yanked out a twenty dollar bill and
               slapped it into the palm of Azure Angel's hand. "Keep the
               change! As a reward for a job well done!"
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